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GenesisCorrupted
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"It took three cranes."
#878121 - 10/29/26 06:06 PM (1 day, 8 hours ago) |
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The following exert is a quotation of a conversation that really happened.
The woman walks over and admires it hanging from the ceiling inexplicably in the room on the boat as they sailed across the ocean. Seeing her interest the host of the party approached.
"It's impressive you got the entire thing in here. Must've taken a lot of precision work." She lit up a cigarette and took a long drag letting the smoke float up towards it in slow ribbons.
"yes it did actually." he looks at her inquisitively. "It took three cranes. There's was the good one, the not so good one and the fancy one. I think it was worth it."
A bit unimpressed she exhales her smoke in his face then responds. "if you say so."
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/31/26 12:05 AM)
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Jenny


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GenesisCorrupted
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Re: "It took three cranes." [Re: Jenny]
#878126 - 10/29/26 09:11 PM (1 day, 5 hours ago) |
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Jenny said:

 I thought it was pretty funny too.
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P-O


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We are laughing at your mental health
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Manitou
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-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Mystikal
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Re: "It took three cranes." [Re: Jenny] 1
#878142 - 10/30/26 10:54 AM (16 hours, 9 minutes ago) |
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Jenny said:


Finish the story and or riddle you have started GC
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Manitou
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The answer is twelve.
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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