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    #733417 - 05/29/14 09:34 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

So my work has my first ever random drug test coming up next monday. I have been there three years and that has never come up. So...what do I do? Pretty sure its a piss test. I so cant afford to lose my job. Some fuck was caught smoking a bowl in the bathroom after hours, so now we all get reamed. What the fuck :facepalm:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733420 - 05/29/14 10:14 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

How is it random if you know the day?
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Anyways I have always had good success with detox drinks. fake piss/clean piss is another route.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #733421 - 05/29/14 10:45 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

True. I think they gave us warning to be nice.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733422 - 05/29/14 11:29 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

They gave you a warning to cull out all those to stupid to pass

Its far to easy to pass a piss test if you know its otw.


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Re: random drug test [Re: niteowl]
    #733426 - 05/29/14 11:38 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

lol drug tests are so fucking lame ... glad theres none here!

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Re: random drug test [Re: Manitou]
    #733433 - 05/29/14 01:03 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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niteowl said:
They gave you a warning to cull out all those to stupid to pass

Its far to easy to pass a piss test if you know its otw.



Also true. I probably sweat everything out by running every day anyway. Still pissed at that motherfucker who smoked in the bathroom.
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lol drug tests are so fucking lame ... glad theres none here!

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Oh, shut up. :ffffuuu:


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Re: random drug test [Re: Manitou]
    #733435 - 05/29/14 01:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:


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Re: random drug test [Re: agmotes165]
    #733436 - 05/29/14 01:14 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733441 - 05/29/14 02:58 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Thank god I don't have to deal with that shit!!!! and never will!


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733472 - 05/29/14 03:35 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.





Synthetic Urine is a much better way to go.  I have had many friends fail with the detox drinks.  They do NOT work 100% of the time.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733474 - 05/29/14 03:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

How on earth do you get that?


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733478 - 05/29/14 03:40 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Smoke shops sell them. You can also buy them online.

There some speculation that some versions of a certain brand can be detected as fake in a lab. As long as its a dip test you should be good.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #733480 - 05/29/14 03:44 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I havent smoked since a few bong hits last night. Think I will be good by then?


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733482 - 05/29/14 03:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Doubt it.  Not really worth the risk in all honesty. 

Any head shop will have synthetic urine.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733483 - 05/29/14 03:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Ugh...okay. ill look around tomorrow before work. Im going to go look at another bong tomorrow anyway.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 2
    #733508 - 05/29/14 07:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Synthetic or actual clean pee is at proper temp is the way to go. I have a whizzinator that has worked many times successfully. I'm sure you won't be observed so you might not need that per say but I am leary of the detox drinks. :shrug:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 1
    #733509 - 05/29/14 07:34 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

synthetic urine saved my ass twice


hardest part is getting the temp right... they come with warmers.... but i found it comes out TOO hot... so blow on it till its in the green (temp gauge is on the side of the cup)


We also got to do the test in the bathroom alone. with door locked.  so hopefully its the same for u


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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733546 - 05/29/14 08:33 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.





Synthetic Urine is a much better way to go.  I have had many friends fail with the detox drinks.  They do NOT work 100% of the time.



Listen to him my friend. He knows.lol

My wife works in the medical field and is an everyday smoker. She just caries her Quick Fix with her everyday. She bought the Canadian version with uric acid to be safe since it is a hospital. She could get by with the regular version, but we just don't want to toss that up to chance.

I recommend buying it from the site so you know its legit. If you do decide to buy Quick fix from Spectrum Labs. Use the code "reorder" and you'll get alittle bit off your order. Just trying to help brother,

Hope it works out for ya. Fake piss or someone elses piss is the only way I would go.

Good Luck.:happyweed:


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Re: random drug test [Re: P-O]
    #733547 - 05/29/14 08:34 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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P-O said:
synthetic urine saved my ass twice


hardest part is getting the temp right... they come with warmers.... but i found it comes out TOO hot... so blow on it till its in the green (temp gauge is on the side of the cup)


We also got to do the test in the bathroom alone. with door locked.  so hopefully its the same for u



Also right. Same problem came up for my wife for her 1st piss test. Scared the fuck out of her.lol.


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Re: random drug test [Re: TribalSeed] * 1
    #733588 - 05/29/14 10:19 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Synthetic Urine, Quick Fix is the brand that I have used with success


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