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Got a drug test next week...
I got 2 different kinds of synthetic piss. I know it works perfectly.... my only concern is the temperature .
It comes with a heating pad.... so when should i activate the heating pad? anyone have any problems the temp being to low or to high?
Any storys about cheating on a drug test ?
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#674685 - 06/15/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used one tht involved a heating pack once and I attached it to the bottle with a rubber band. I broke up the heat packet before I went in to see po in the lobby bath room. sat through a 20 min meating and i could feel the deal Gettin hot next to my junk(uncomfortable!) while sittin there. I think the deal I used can get up to 105deg, but through heat transfer it loses a few degrees and levels out at 'round 98 deg
if you have two of them why not test one to get a feel if the drug test is real
important ?
and do the bottles have fish tank thermostats on them? mine did.. for multiple use..
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Yes I've done it many times, i go to the nearest gas station and heat the piss up for 10-12 seconds in the microwave, then i out it in a sock with the heating pad and stick it in my one size too tight briefs and it works like a charm every time. They may or may not ask you to empty your pockets, but they will never follow you in the bathroom or check your package.
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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
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Piss in a condom under my balls always worked for me.
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Piss in a condom under my balls always worked for me.
Stay classy san diego
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Re: Drug test [Re: Manitou]
#674731 - 06/16/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I found that tucking this small, clear Elmer's glue looking bottle for the piss between my nutsack and leg kept it right at98 lik my body. It nestles perfectly on my body in my groin area. I use my balls and leg as Ty warmer. Takes longer, but more authentic.
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I microwave it for 10 seconds and tuck it in an ace bandage around my inner thigh.
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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
#674735 - 06/16/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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so do they check the temp as soon as you give your sample?
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#674737 - 06/16/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Usually there is a temp strip on the cup. So I would assume so.
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#674744 - 06/16/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's the first thing they look at.
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#674749 - 06/16/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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fuck im nervous !!!
This 65k a year job depends on me passing this test.
Side note: I had to sign a contact that if i get fired or quit before a year... i have to PAY my boss $1000. does this not seem like alot to anyone else?
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#674760 - 06/16/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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#674762 - 06/16/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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65k a year and you couldn't quit smoking pot for a month? 
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Don't be nervous, just use the Canadian quick fix, it has urea that you add to beat the "fake piss test"
Be as calm as you can, the lady let me close the door last time.
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#674792 - 06/16/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I couldn't quit smoking weed for a month unless it was in the six figures.....dead serious. Why torture myself for less?
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Man I quit for a whole month for an extra $9 an hour. 65k sounds beyond worth it to me. Fuck hourly that sounds like salary.
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65k a year and you couldn't quit smoking pot for a month?
just got the job last week....
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#674808 - 06/16/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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The one time I did it I wore boxer briefs with the crotch hole sewn up on one side and closed up with a big safety pin on the other. The heating pad lasted well over an hour with mine. Just make sure you don't let air slurp back into the container!! I almost did that with the nurse on the other side of an open door listening to me piss.
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Re: Drug test [Re: PoloDown]
#674809 - 06/16/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have you already moved??? or is that not happening?
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me? na i still gotta sell this house first.... prob move westward after its sold
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#674826 - 06/16/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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B.C?
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BC would be ideal... but Alberta has all the $$$$$ right now. So Prob Edmonton, Alberta
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#674841 - 06/16/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alberta is awesome. Spent a month in Banff back in the day.
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65k a year and you couldn't quit smoking pot for a month?
just got the job last week....
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joshisstoned said:
I couldn't quit smoking weed for a month unless it was in the six figures.....dead serious. Why torture myself for less?
I quit all drugs for a shitty minimum wage job at walmart, I would say I went through more "torture" being unemployed than a month of sobriety...
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na i knew there was gonna be one.... all oil rig jobs piss test ya.
My rigger buddys all use fake piss.... they keep a extra one in their trucks/ lockers incase they have an accident . they call em a "safety bags" . If there is a fuck up first thing that happens is people get drug tested... so its smart to keep a extra bag of fake piss around (or go drug free  )
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#674880 - 06/16/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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damn dude you work on a oil rig cool. How is it?
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havent started yet. 
still gotta pass a driving, drug, and written test before i start
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#674882 - 06/16/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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ohh i thought that you had the job and had to take a drug test ,but damn i sounds like it would be cool though what state is the job in?
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#674884 - 06/16/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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that cool i was hopeing in the us cause i'm still looking for work
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P-O
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get a commercial licence...
You will Always be able to find work.... Got mine last spring and got a job a week later driving a gravel truck, drove it all last year... It was a easy gig for almost $20hr... and most the truck drivers smoked weed so it was a good time .
This new job is driving a HUGE water truck on the oil rigs. Delivering water to different rigs and camps.. longer hours but better cash, and its 4 days on then 4 days off 
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#674888 - 06/16/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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damn how do i get one cause I'm interested i have been out of work for 2 years.
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#674890 - 06/16/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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How are the dot piss tests? Easy to fake with real,Clean piss substituted? I've thought about getting my cdls a, b, etc. but I wasn't sur about pissing be ause I smoke like a mptherfucker.
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I paid a truck driver to teach me... one on one... took the test in his truck.... Got my licence in 3 weeks (costed me $1400 all together... the "school" here charges 8k!!)
Truck driving is the perfect stoner job..... but fuck long haul shit. That lifestyle aint for me
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How are the dot piss tests? Easy to fake with real,Clean piss substituted? I've thought about getting my cdls a, b, etc. but I wasn't sur about pissing be ause I smoke like a mptherfucker.
Ive never heard of anyone failing with synthetic piss... In canada truck drivers dont get tested ever unless they drive on the rigs, or they are gonna drive into the USA
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damn how do i get one cause I'm interested i have been out of work for 2 years.
If you are in the US and plan on getting your CDL you will most likely need to quit smoking weed (assuming you blaze). DOT can pull you over for no reason at all (and they look like normal cars). Also if you get randomly stopped for inspection at the scales they can piss test you for no reason at all.
Also having a medical card won't help you since DOT follows federal law.
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the cops randomly drug test you on the road in the USA? thats fucked..... i cant say im surprised tho, If places like target piss test employees.
Glad Canada Aint that bad (yet)
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Do they watch you piss for the department of transportation piss test?
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#674897 - 06/16/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not on the road perse but at the scales they can. Also if it smells like pot when you get pulled over they will tear your truck apart, take you to jail etc. which is why I think it is a bad idea to be toking while driving your truck. (even at home is a bad idea since there is always a chance you get pulled into the scales randomly)
My uncle is pretty much addicted to this spice shit since he can't smoke pot.
And I don't think they can legally watch you.
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I mean, without smoking on the job. I just want my CDL and still be able to toke on the weekends.
I mean, how scrutinous would they be on the piss test to get a class a cdl in america? Do they watch you pee for that test or is it a alone in a room thing?
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You could get away with it if you carry fake piss on you while your driving. By that I mean before you reach a scale put the piss in your pocket,pants,etc. so you will be ready in case they call you in for inspection and ask you for a piss test. Or if DOT pulls you over and suspects you are under the influence of cannabis or smells cannabis they can detain you. So having it in a easy reachable place is a good idea.
It;s worth mentioning that my uncle has been a Driver for 10 years 3 of those being long haul trucking, and he has never been pulled in for inspection randomly.
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#674900 - 06/16/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you are in the US and plan on getting your CDL you will most likely need to quit smoking weed (assuming you blaze). DOT can pull you over for no reason at all (and they look like normal cars). Also if you get randomly stopped for inspection at the scales they can piss test you for no reason at all.
Also having a medical card won't help you since DOT follows federal law.
Damn i'm in Fl. so i don't have a card and yes i blaze almost everyday so:olleyes: ,but i do it maostly for my depression and insomnia( i have stayed up for 4 days at atime and i've tried everything weed is the only thing that helps) plus i like tokin up .
That sucks i'm trin to find a good job that they don't drug test often ,but damn i'll take any job.
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Quote:
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Deadkndy420 said:
If you are in the US and plan on getting your CDL you will most likely need to quit smoking weed (assuming you blaze). DOT can pull you over for no reason at all (and they look like normal cars). Also if you get randomly stopped for inspection at the scales they can piss test you for no reason at all.
Also having a medical card won't help you since DOT follows federal law.
Damn i'm in Fl. so i don't have a card and yes i blaze almost everyday so:olleyes: ,but i do it maostly for my depression and insomnia( i have stayed up for 4 days at atime and i've tried everything weed is the only thing that helps) plus i like tokin up;).
That sucks i'm trin to find a good job that they don't drug test often ,but damn i'll take any job.
Liked I said in a previous post you can take your chances and take precautions(fake piss, detox drink etc.) while being employed.
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i doubt they watch ya. I dont see em drug testing many people randomly either.
the rig drivers carry fake piss in the truck here just incase they get into an accident (only so they dont lose there job).
Driving around smoking weed doing long haul would be super dumb for sure. But It was easy when ur driving a gravel truck down the back roads
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#674903 - 06/17/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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you can take your chances and take precautions
ya true ,but the less risk the better
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ya smoking weed on the job is kind of stupid ,but edibles on the other hand
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My uncle always packing bowls/toking bowls of spice while he is driving.
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id be trippin driving after eating a edible
I dont plan on smoking while i drive on the rigs.... Its a dangerous job as it is! But After work, or on my days off ill blazing like a banchy
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My uncle always packing bowls/toking bowls of spice while he is driving.
ya at the gravel company most the drivers smoked joints all day in the cab... id only smoke a quick hash blast when got out the truck.... im a paranoid guy tho
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#674907 - 06/17/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya well drive a rig stoned might not be the best option ,but damn 1400 dollars for a cdl fuck that alot of green.
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and thats REAL cheap too.... the driving school is over $8000!!
some jobs pay for it if u agree to work for them for a year
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damn 8,000 shit thats like four month psy at my last job. i wish i knew a job hat would pay for it.
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#674910 - 06/17/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you know someone who can teach you how to drive then school isn't really necessary.
I'm pretty sure my uncle had someone teach him and he got his license a week later.
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Have a relative who was follicle tested by his employer prior to going over the road. If you fuck up it goes in a type of database that is visible by pretty much everyone, your "permanent record"
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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
#674980 - 06/17/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm. Def. getting my cdl. I was on the fence. Per people have told me to, but this is kind of one of those things where you talk to someone who does it instead of has done it. I can have real clean poss on hand at all times no problem. I've faked countless tests. Never for probation or trouble though. Or or dot.
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Well the time is getting close..... i gotta test tomorrow... i got do my drug test + orientation (hopefully the test is first so i dont have to wear this piss bag all morning before my test!!
Ive bought 4 tests all together(practice makes perfect. ) What ive learned......
-if worn with heating pad for 45 mins it only gets up to like 80degrees.. Too low
-if worn for 2 hrs- 5hr temp is 103 degrees.... you need betweed 90-100. ()
but.... i just tested with a temp at it was 103, then i blew on the fake piss with 10 BIG breaths and it Read 97degrees
I have to get up at 4am tomorrow.... gotta drive 3 hrs to the office. So i plan on stapping it on 1.5 hrs before i arrive. My boss asked if another new guy could hitch a ride with me.... i made an exuse that i had to go to my brother inlaws after.... so im riding alone now! 
So Its not gonna be easy... but hopefully i can pull this off with a lil skill and some luck!!
Wish me luck
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
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Good luck man.
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thanks guys....
i realize that the temp is gonna be too high if im wearing it for 2+ hrs.... so ill try and drip it lower in the cup then ill blow on it till it goes down to 98 or lower
dont laugh, it might be one of you guys that has to do this next
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#675967 - 06/24/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good luck brotha. Don't over think it and act natural and you will be fine.
Being a test for a job and not a probation test, the people will most likely tell you to that the bathroom is down the hall to the left.
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
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I had to take a test for a job once and was observed.
My solution is kind of funny, but I bought a strap on dildo (imagine the looks I got at the sex shop,lol) and drilled a hole through the center of it and ran aquarium tubing through the middle of it (or peephole if you wanna be funny about it) and then attached a condom full of clean piss to the tubing and put hand warmers around it to keep it warm. Then I wrapped the condom in an ace bandage to get some pressure on it. I capped off the end of the tubing with a small cap from a fishing lure and sewed the strap on to a pair of tighty whities. When I went in to take the piss test, the guy stood in there with me, but I used a urinal that had little walls on the side so it wasn't really noticeable when I took the cap off.
I "pissed" and then gave him the cup. Everything was good until I had to sign the papers they make you sign when they send it off to a lab. While I was sitting in the office with them I noticed my leg was getting kind of warm. I didn't use all of the piss and there was some leaking out in my pants. I walked out of the place looking like I had pissed my self abit. Fucking funny since it all turned out good, but damn it was sickening knowing I had someone elses piss on me and had to talk to the guys at the place while I had warm pee leaking on me.
Not a bad idea though, I just used the concept of the whizzinator and applied it to the supplies on hand.lol.
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
#676041 - 06/24/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sham87 said:
Good luck brotha. Don't over think it and act natural and you will be fine.
Being a test for a job and not a probation test, the people will most likely tell you to that the bathroom is down the hall to the left.
Definitely just be cool. Depends on the job, but as long as its not a huge "official" job or anything like that you'll be cool and alone. Just don't flush!!!!lol.
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Hawksresurrection
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Let us know how it went.
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Sham87
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676077 - 06/25/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yes! good vibes!
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676110 - 06/25/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Howd it go PO??
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TribalSeed
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Howd it go PO??
Yeah I am curious. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for ya.
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first of all, the day started off fucked... time is a hour behind so the wife told me to leave a hour early..... so i got up at 3:30 and was gone by 4am (3 hr drive). at 6am i realized that because its hour behind i should have left at 6 am.... so i had to kill 2 hrs before.
On to the test:
Got the piss ready 2 hrs before i got there... after signing sheets the (Sexy) girl asked if i wanted to do drug test now or later..... i choose right then. I filled the cup up to the line and checked the temp (102 degrees).... SO i spent 2 mins blowing on this hot piss till it was 98.... I went to the desk and asked her some dumb questions (killing few mins to further lower the temp).
By the time she got it she said "temp is perfect..... thanks PO" . As soon as she said that i asked if i could grab my water outta my truck. Soon as i got there i ripped the piss bag off and took a deep breath
So I can pretty much say i passed (these fake pisses have been used countless times on the rigs).
I got sat down and was told to do 2 courses then write 2 written tests with 2 other guys ...... I fucking shit u not on this. Once the one girl left the room the younger girl came up and asked if i wanted the answers to the tests.... She gave me both test with ALL the answers!!! i wrote em word for word on mine ... 100% x 2! ( i must just be cute with my new haircutt)
So im officially im on the oil rigs.... I start next week! 
Edited by P-O (06/25/13 09:34 PM)
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676117 - 06/25/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh ya..... TIME TO GET HIGH
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676119 - 06/25/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nice man.
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Sham87
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Nice man.
Congrats Positive. Keep on truckin'
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
#676130 - 06/25/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Time to get higher then a MOTHERFUCKER 
Kratom and full melt bubble hash it is 
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GreenHorns
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
#676131 - 06/25/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fuck yes!! Makin the big bucks!
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P-O
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Edited by P-O (06/25/13 09:33 PM)
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Hawksresurrection
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Awesome dude, they're pretty easy to pass.
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Deadkndys420
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hawksapprentice said:
Awesome dude, they're pretty easy to pass.
I heard labs can tell the difference between real and fake piss. Something about not having uric acid and some fake piss doesn't foam when shaken.
Dehydrated real urine is a much safer bet imho.
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Hawksresurrection
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Nah, they work great. The labs will get a new thing to try and detect it, then they'll fix it, then they'll find something else, then they'll fix it. But it seems like they have been pretty stable for awhile.
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KaptKid
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 Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676142 - 06/25/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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good to hear you did so good.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676144 - 06/25/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hell yeah congrats on the new job bro!
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: KaptKid]
#676148 - 06/25/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thanks boys....
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volcomstoner
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676166 - 06/25/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just took a piss test today for treatment and goddamn it felt great to not worry about failing. I'd be WAY too stressed out to do it any other way bit whatever works I guess.
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P-O
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u used a piss bag?
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volcomstoner
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676168 - 06/25/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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nah my piss is clean, shoulda clarified. I'm 6 months sober...
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P-O
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well la de da 
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volcomstoner
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676170 - 06/25/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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im on probation man fuck off
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Deadkndys420
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Great excuse...
No really.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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You know what guys I'm all sober and shit so that means I'm obviously better than all of you in every way imaginable. I be all enlightened and shit and above the influence cause jesus told me it was the right thing to do.
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P-O
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just joshin ya bud.
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TribalSeed
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676199 - 06/26/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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PositiveOutlook said:
just joshin ya bud.
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
You know what guys I'm all sober and shit so that means I'm obviously better than all of you in every way imaginable.Quote:
nah I'm better high and I get the feeling I'd like you better high too.
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Stoneth
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
You know what guys I'm all sober and shit so that means I'm obviously better than all of you in every way imaginable. I be all enlightened and shit and above the influence cause jesus told me it was the right thing to do.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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Re: Drug test [Re: Stoneth]
#676269 - 06/26/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
JustAnotherAsshole said:
Quote:
volcomstoner said:
You know what guys I'm all sober and shit so that means I'm obviously better than all of you in every way imaginable. I be all enlightened and shit and above the influence cause jesus told me it was the right thing to do.
In all seriousness I think I can finally really understand your hatred for pills stoney
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Stoneth
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I'm glad to hear that man.
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