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InvisibleShifty
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Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by?
    #626770 - 06/09/12 05:05 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

So I got a letter today from my union telling me its time for my 'random' drug test, Ive got 10 days to show up at the testing site. Pain in the ass. Whats everyone using to get by?


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626772 - 06/09/12 05:10 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

a marinol prescription


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626773 - 06/09/12 05:12 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

but, since you probably can't get that, but i suggest TRYING, go to a head shop and buy some fake piss. that stuff works if you follow the directions. DO NOT BUY ANY DRINKS!!! THEY DONT WORK!!!

synthetic urine = PASS


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626783 - 06/09/12 05:56 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Drink water. Go on a run 2 days before test. Pee as much as you can before test. Middle stream of your piss.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shr0000ooooms] * 1
    #626784 - 06/09/12 05:59 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shr0000ooooms said:
Drink water. Go on a run 2 days before test. Pee as much as you can before test. Middle stream of your piss.





bad advice.


Go with the synthetic urine.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
    #626785 - 06/09/12 05:59 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

yea, that never worked for me and i dont have much body fat. it didnt matter what i did, i could never get myself to piss clean even after drinking more than a gallon of water. i spent over 200 dollars on THC tests to figure out how i could get myself to trick one.

i learned that i cant.

dont rely on the drinks to get you to pass. get the synthetic urine and follow the directions! its already made, it comes with a heat pack. put it the microwave, then put the heatpack on it, strap it to your leg, and go take the test.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626786 - 06/09/12 06:01 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Pilze said:
yea, that never worked for me and i dont have much body fat. it didnt matter what i did, i could never get myself to piss clean even after drinking more than a gallon of water. i spent over 200 dollars on THC tests to figure out how i could get myself to trick one.

i learned that i cant.

dont rely on the drinks to get you to pass. get the synthetic urine and follow the directions! its already made, it comes with a heat pack. put it the microwave, then put the heatpack on it, strap it to your leg, and go take the test.




:baaaam:


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #626791 - 06/09/12 07:04 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, thats what Ill do. Thanks. Any suggestions on a brand?


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626792 - 06/09/12 07:09 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

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but, since you probably can't get that, but i suggest TRYING



I just googled Marinol and I wouldnt even know how to begin to ask my doc for that.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626794 - 06/09/12 07:52 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Any of the brands work.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection] * 1
    #626795 - 06/09/12 08:03 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

i use sobriety.

then again i got people watching me piss.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
    #626796 - 06/09/12 08:10 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

That's why they make those fake dicks..


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection] * 1
    #626797 - 06/09/12 08:43 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Dildos?


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #626798 - 06/09/12 08:48 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

hawksapprentice said:
That's why they make those fake dicks..




nah man, there isnt any getting around the program im in.

trust me, people have tried.

now they're serving out their sentence.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
    #626799 - 06/09/12 08:53 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

yea they dont fuck around. probation and parole make you show them your dick. pull your pants down and your shirt up, then turn around and piss in a cup.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626800 - 06/09/12 09:04 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

And I get pissed when the drug test van shows up on the job site with a list of 100 or so names. Then they make every one stand in line for their turn to have their 4th amendment violated. Man that shit pisses me off. Ive got 2 drug tests from 2 different entities to dodge, at least they dont watch. Has anyone ever tried to sue for violation of rights regarding drug tests?


Edited by Shifty (06/09/12 09:05 PM)


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626801 - 06/09/12 09:05 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

im not on probation or parole.

its worse.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626802 - 06/09/12 09:06 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, My friends probation wasn't like that.  They aren't even in the room with me for my diversion.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #626803 - 06/09/12 09:09 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

At one point in time i was on probation like 2 hours away from where i lived. and the lady let me take drug tests at lab corp and fax her the results. whenever i got around to it.

so i got to take my sweet ass time, hitting up different lab corps till i got the results i was looking for. cuz i paid for it on my own dime and didnt tell them what it was for. i just walked in, took a drug test and then paid for it and the results.

was so awesome.

unfortunately that is not my life today.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626804 - 06/09/12 09:17 PM (4 years, 5 months ago)

The "fake dick" actually comes with synthetic urine. Its underwear that has a plastic penis shaped tube atached to the strap, basically you can just pull out the tube instead of ur dick. You refill the urine pouch with more synthetic urine.  I had to take drugtests to be on the basket ball team , and the coach was basically looking right at it and didnt say a thing. Prolly thought I had I wierd dick lmao.. Anyway, the shitty part is that the piss pouch is small, so not much comes out. You got to play it off like u didnt need to go atm. BUT that was years ago and I heard a newer version came out.


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