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OfflineCannabizle
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passing drug test
    #20324 - 05/05/08 09:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

hey, ive been a heavy smoker for the last 6 months. I dont have a lot of body fat(if this is a factor). i quit smokin last Wednsday because i got a drug test some time next week; ive also been working out if this helps.
do you think ill be fine?


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20326 - 05/05/08 09:37 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

ionno but drink hella water and get ALOT of exercise. i have a test in 6 days and i smoked today. we'll see how that goes eh?


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20327 - 05/05/08 09:37 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i have seen so many of these posts on so many forums

i would say probably not


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20333 - 05/05/08 09:40 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

yeah there needs to be more threads about how people have cheated their tests instead of "will I be okay?" Dont' smoke again you should be fine, unless it's a hair test.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20335 - 05/05/08 09:41 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

You have no hope of passing. Sorry :sunny:


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20337 - 05/05/08 09:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabizle said:
hey, ive been a heavy smoker for the last 6 months.




he probably wont pass if its next week. even if he is skinny, and works out. 6 months heavy smoking is a long time.

not saying it can't happen, or is hasn't to others. but i say probably not.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20342 - 05/05/08 09:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

buy a whizzinator, they come in different shapes sizes and colors.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20345 - 05/05/08 09:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20348 - 05/05/08 09:47 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

niacin works for some not for others. i wouldnt bank on it.

dont chance it, fake the test.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20349 - 05/05/08 09:47 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20353 - 05/05/08 09:48 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, if you've been smoking for 6 months and just stopped last Wed. it's not likely you'll pass even if you exercise your ass off and drink 5 gallons of water a day and piss like crazy.

Your only hope I'd say is fake pee or teh wizzinat0r


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
    #20355 - 05/05/08 09:49 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Nah, if you've been smoking for 6 months and just stopped last Wed. it's not likely you'll pass even if you exercise your ass off and drink 5 gallons of water a day and piss like crazy.

Your only hope I'd say is fake pee or teh wizzinat0r




The only thing that matter with water is not the previous days, but the day you take the test, it dilutes the urine so you piss out mostly water.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
    #20361 - 05/05/08 09:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

hmmm well i could try to postpone the test another week, would that give me enough time?


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20362 - 05/05/08 09:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
    #20368 - 05/05/08 09:53 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

yah i was planning to drink fuckloads of water day of the test(with vitamin b-complex so they dont suspect dilution) that way the thc is diluted


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
    #20371 - 05/05/08 09:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system




At first I thought that too, to prevent the piss from being clear u take creatine, or vitamin b. My mom and sister both passed drug testes doing this, but they werent that heavy of smokers.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
    #20377 - 05/05/08 09:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Omni said:
Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system




you cant flush it out. you can dilute it.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20381 - 05/05/08 09:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.




Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20385 - 05/05/08 09:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

thats the shitty thing about weed

everything else gets out of your system in a couple days at the max, and one of the only things that you can do every other day or even daily w/o losing your mind or doing harm to yourself stays in your system for weeks.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #20388 - 05/05/08 09:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.




Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.




Im not sure if it was one gallon or two gallons. Im pretty sure by the time he finishes that first gallon hel be ready to take a piss or two.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #20389 - 05/05/08 09:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i cant wait till the day after the test:bongload::bongload::eek::crazy2::bongload::cool:


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20392 - 05/05/08 10:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Laysthepipe said:
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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.




Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.




Im not sure if it was one gallon or two gallons. Im pretty sure by the time he finishes that first gallon hel be ready to take a piss or two.




One should be fine but bodyweight should be a factor to consider, take your time make a night out of it.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20393 - 05/05/08 10:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Itd probably be best just to start drinking one gallon of water about an hour or two before the test. My sister drank two gallons and I just talked to her and she said she was puking water. So stick with one gallong and check out erowid, they have some good information on diluting your urine. Thats where I pulled it from.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20395 - 05/05/08 10:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

This was taken from Marijuana The Band myspace page(yeah fuck myspace) This Bong Rip Dude just broadcast himself all day with people from Hollywood getting high.


I don't know if this works, I have never tried to cheat a test but hey it's worth a shot, maybe.




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Alrighty my 9 to 5 stoners. Hope all is well. Still want to smoke? Yet afraid of the drug testing? Well my friends, I am here to save the day once more. Need not worry, Bong is here. Back in the day we used such herbs as Golden Seal, but they test for that now. Others say niacin, vinegar, and bleach. But I dont trust those methods and might not be all that safe. I have passed drug tests by drinking a few pitchers of beer before hand, but you don't want your future employer thinking you're an alcoholic though. So I have here the best methods I could find that are the most trustable from members of The Stoner Army.

Number 1 most trustable method would be Certo and Gatorade method. This is used by the parents of a Stoner Army Captain who work for The US government. He says you can buy Certo at a supermarket, its a form of gelatin. You mix one package of Certo with a bottle of Orange Gatorade. It has to be Orange due to the ingredients and color. Gatorade has the ingredients found normally in urine. So drink this mixture 2 hours before your test. This will coat your urinary tract, so what you drink is what you piss after that. After drinking the mixture, drink water afterwards.

Number 2 most trustable method as used by a Stoner Army Commander for his real job every month. Keep in mind this guy smokes and eighth of weed a day at least. He claims he has never failed a test with this method. The Cranberry Method. The night before the test drink a half gallon of cranberry juice. When you wake the next day, drink 3 glasses of water. Dont'piss till your test.

Number 3 most trustable method would be The Aloe Vera method. Drink a half gallon Vera juice a day for two days before test. Drink lots of water as well. This method should clean you well. As far as the Pass drug test drinks from your local toke shops? I know people who have used these and did not pass their drug test. Now, if you wanna the method of the gods? It's at www.whizzinator.com This is a fake penis, color matched to your skin tone, freeze dried urine, and heating pad. The complete kit is $150.00, and it's foolproof. Get yours today!!! Good luck, and be safe...Bong Rip...




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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20396 - 05/05/08 10:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Delay the test as long as you can, or yer fucked.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #20400 - 05/05/08 10:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i would not trust any of those methods

not saying they didn't work for them. but that is nothing documented or proven. it simply worked some people.

the certo method i have heard quite a bit, but i still have known people to fail it

STOP TRYING TO ALTER TESTS
FAKE IT


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20408 - 05/05/08 10:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I just posted in case someone else here has tried it but for those of us who already have jobs we can use the others as our test subjects.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #20417 - 05/05/08 10:49 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

oh. good call man.

btw. im posting this from my friends voyager. this phone kicks so much ass.


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
    #20423 - 05/05/08 10:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I had to take a saliva test, which detects within 3 days use apparently.  I've never really looked into the ways to fake those - it seems difficult, since you administer the test to yourself and they watch you the entire time. 

Hope you can get through.  My ex girlfriend used this shit called Stat Flush, which has changed names since then I think, but it worked for her probation drug test..

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Re: passing drug test [Re: idiotek]
    #20431 - 05/05/08 11:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

^ that sucks dude

something like that happened to me. my probation officer was like, ok this is your last meeting, in two weeks consider yourself off probation. and no, you dont have to come back. being the dumbass i am, i didnt wait and started smoking. sure enough, two weeks later he calls me and wants to me take a drug test. whatever i say, ill just fake it. so i grab some detox, and go to take the test. i get there, go back to take the test, and OMG they ran out of piss tests. he goes, oh well, i guess we'll do a saliva test. i can't even explain the feelings that passed through my head. so i took the test, and failed.

he still let me off probation that day though. no lie.


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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