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OfflineBeepBeepGuy
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How to pass an at home drug test?
    #715331 - 02/15/14 05:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I've heard putting a few drops of bleach in with the urine will test negative, does that work? SWIM doesn't smoke much, maybe 2-3 times a month. The testing is random so it has to be something I can do when I take the test. What else can I try?
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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: BeepBeepGuy] * 1
    #715333 - 02/15/14 05:56 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Synthetic Urine.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: Hawksresurrection] * 1
    #715336 - 02/15/14 06:52 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'm guessing you're a teen, this is one of those tests anyone can buy, and it's being administered by your parents? If so you probably don't need to worry about the temperature, so get someone clean to pee in a bottle or something for you and hide it in the bathroom so it's ready for such an occasion.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #715339 - 02/15/14 07:00 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

All you need is faith :levitate:

Believe strong enough and you will pass your test young padawan







































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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: bEelzeBosS]
    #715344 - 02/15/14 07:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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bEelzeBosS said:
I'm guessing you're a teen, this is one of those tests anyone can buy, and it's being administered by your parents? If so you probably don't need to worry about the temperature, so get someone clean to pee in a bottle or something for you and hide it in the bathroom so it's ready for such an occasion.




this

or synthetic urine if you are up to spend 40 bucks on it. I used QuickFix and that worked for me

but if you're just trying to dodge mommy and daddy, just find someone to piss for you. I used to pay my little brother for his urine. Best deal ever


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: niteowl]
    #715345 - 02/15/14 07:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Use warm water. How the fuck will they know? I did it twice in high school. I pissed a little, topped off with water. It's not like the home tests test if its actually urine lol.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph] * 1
    #715347 - 02/15/14 08:06 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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I pissed a little, topped off with water




If you do that you might as well use your urine.

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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph]
    #715349 - 02/15/14 08:38 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Use warm water. How the fuck will they know? I did it twice in high school. I pissed a little, topped off with water. It's not like the home tests test if its actually urine lol.



If you use water the test will likely show inconclusive. If he/she uses someone's clean urine he/she will pass and likely keep mommy and daddy happy for awhile.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #715378 - 02/15/14 09:52 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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hawksapprentice said:
Synthetic Urine.





This !


worked for me !!


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: P-O]
    #715430 - 02/15/14 11:36 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I hate when I see these threads.  How fucking hard is it to use google?


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #715502 - 02/16/14 08:22 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

There isn't even an "inconclusive" spot on those home tests. And topping off with water does indeed work...exactly the reason you get turned away at places for drinking a fuck lot of water and diluting your piss down.

Also, don't get a friend's piss. If any of you have ever pissed in a jug and forgotten it, capped off somewhere in a corner...when you pour it out (even after a day or two) it gets gag worthy pretty fast. Piss doesn't have any kind of shelf life.

I guess synthetic urine is fine too.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph]
    #715507 - 02/16/14 09:34 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

synthetic urine is the only way to pass a drug test.

i was on probation for 5 years, i spent hundreds of dollars on THC tests to find out how much i have to drink in what amount of time to pass the test. im 5'8" and 135lbs. it takes me 60-70 days without smoking to pass a piss test. there was no amount of water i could consume in any amount of time to dilute my piss enough to pass a dip test. there just wasnt anything i could do.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph]
    #715517 - 02/16/14 11:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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There isn't even an "inconclusive" spot on those home tests.






And I just tried it on myself out of curiosity. Straight water showed invalid. Half urine half water showed positive.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: bEelzeBosS]
    #715530 - 02/16/14 12:10 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks for all the help but has any one tried the bleach method?


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #715534 - 02/16/14 12:21 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I tried a couple drops of bleach for a pre-employment drug screen about 14 years ago. Test came back invalid, and when they called with my results they even knew it was bleach that I contaminated the sample with. This was from a lab though, no idea how it would work with an at home test.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: bEelzeBosS]
    #715542 - 02/16/14 01:06 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

RasJeph said:
There isn't even an "inconclusive" spot on those home tests.






And I just tried it on myself out of curiosity. Straight water showed invalid. Half urine half water showed positive.




NO SHIT! Hahaha, holy fuck! I dunno how it worked out for me then! We bought different tests both times, and I was a daily (heavy) smoker at the time too. Ours came from walmart.


Good looks tho dude, I'll stop telling people that for sure! It definitely worked for me around 2006-7 though.

I should get a few of those to have around.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph]
    #715547 - 02/16/14 01:18 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah its nice to have a few on hand. I found a good deal on them about a year ago and bought 20 but I wish I wouldn't have now because they expire in June.

I didn't know you could get them at Walmart, that's pretty convenient.


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: bEelzeBosS]
    #715994 - 02/18/14 11:07 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I got my "weed only" home drug tests at walmart.  they work alright, never came up invalid but i pissed dirty for a whole month


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Re: How to pass an at home drug test? [Re: RasJeph]
    #716004 - 02/18/14 11:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Piss doesn't have any kind of shelf life.




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