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Recommendations for passing a drug test
    #237635 - 06/08/09 04:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So I have been offered and accepted a job that I am starting on Monday, the 15th.  Just today I was given a drug test form that I have to take to a testing center by Wednesday to be tested.

I have done some research and synthetic or powered urine seems to be the definitive option for passing, but I still have to ask:  Last smoked 5 days ago, and was smoking daily (though not a lot) for a couple months before that.  In addition to lots of exercise (run about 20 miles a week, bike about 100), will ready clean or some other kind of detoxifier be worth trying?  Or should I play it safe and overnight the powered urine?  What if the center watches me piss?


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #237639 - 06/08/09 04:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.passitkit.com/random_urine_drug_test.htm is what I am going to try.  I just hope they do not watch me go.  Does anyone know the policy on this?


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #237645 - 06/08/09 04:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think unless it's like a govt. job they don't watch the piss come out of your dick. Don't know for sure though, it just seems like it would be a little invasive if they did that for everyone.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #237649 - 06/08/09 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

trade some ritalin for your homeboys pee pee.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: MFDoom666]
    #238298 - 06/10/09 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So it is 3:40 and my kit still hasn't arrived; the testing center closes at 5:00.  I guess I'll put it off until tomorrow.

Does anyone have experience with Quest Diagnostics testing procedures?
How easily can I bring in the container of liquid?  Will they check my pockets?  How much time do they give me in the bathroom?  etc?

Thanks (I NEED this job!)


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #238304 - 06/10/09 03:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

fake urine


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #240914 - 06/18/09 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Tomorrow will be the end of my first week at the job and I haven't heard anything about the test.

As such, I can personally recommend the fake urine at http://www.passitkit.com/random_urine_drug_test.htm as a valid way to pass a drug test.

A note of caution:  The bottle that they send you to mix the contents in has a flip/squirt top and when squeezed, even when closed, will leak.  I "pissed my pants" in the waiting room as my legs squeezed the bottle, leaking the liquid.  I came back the following day with the contents in an air-tight bottle and everything went smoothly.  Be careful. :smile:


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #241109 - 06/19/09 02:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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lopan said:
Tomorrow will be the end of my first week at the job and I haven't heard anything about the test.

As such, I can personally recommend the fake urine at http://www.passitkit.com/random_urine_drug_test.htm as a valid way to pass a drug test.

A note of caution:  The bottle that they send you to mix the contents in has a flip/squirt top and when squeezed, even when closed, will leak.  I "pissed my pants" in the waiting room as my legs squeezed the bottle, leaking the liquid.  I came back the following day with the contents in an air-tight bottle and everything went smoothly.  Be careful. :smile:



that sucks it leaked, good thing it worked out for you though.
as far as I know with a test result, they can do one instantly with a color strip or send it to a lab and wait a few week days.
I believe they can only watch you pee if you are on probation and they think you are going to fake a test.
I am surprised know one helped you out with passing it.. then again I wouldn't want to be responsible for you to fail a pee test either.
congrats on your new job.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: tlc]
    #241610 - 06/21/09 10:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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tlc said:
that sucks it leaked, good thing it worked out for you though.
as far as I know with a test result, they can do one instantly with a color strip or send it to a lab and wait a few week days.
I believe they can only watch you pee if you are on probation and they think you are going to fake a test.
I am surprised know one helped you out with passing it.. then again I wouldn't want to be responsible for you to fail a pee test either.
congrats on your new job.




I know that they sent it out to a lab, which is why I waited over a week to make my post (tested on a Thursday, posted the next Friday).

I posted my experience here so the next person that comes along will not have to be so worried!


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: lopan]
    #241640 - 06/21/09 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've used this one once and my buddy used it once as well.  We both passed our tests and became employed.  :grin:

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=69

They sent us liquid urine and not the powdered stuff though.  Basically you get the hand warmers and activate them.  Then wrap the ace bandage around your pelvic area where you secure the urine pouch and directly on top of the pouch you pin down the handwarmers with the bandage.  then there's a little tube that runs to your zipper.  If someone watches you it might be a bit nasty but if no one is watching (as is typical with most job requirements, as opposed to probation testing) then you will be fine.  Kinda pricey @ 100 though.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #241652 - 06/21/09 02:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

most jobs i had just asked me to empty my pockets and stuff. and you more then likely wont be watched- only time i was watched pissing was while i was  in the military. So just stick ya stuff under nut sack or in ur groin- plus that'll keep it the correct temp cause they may check temp too. I would recommend getting some fake piss- got it here at the local head shop. U can even nuke it to the correct temp- plus it has a temp strip on it too. I dont like the drinks cause i have to piss like my prostate doesnt work and it gives ya the shits too. Fake piss or a clean buddie is the way to go.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: bobby]
    #241662 - 06/21/09 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, the only time I was watched to pee was back when I was in op treatment from other drugs and the only time I was watched was with my old po and she just stood inside the door but turned her back..
I used to give 3 a wk and one year of it had to be clean, but I was much younger then, I have't been in trouble in a long time thank god.
I don't work so I don't wory at the moment peeing clean but am glad to hear these tips for when and if the time comes for me to get a damn job.


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: tlc]
    #241758 - 06/21/09 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the key is to get a good job where you don't have to worry about getting tested :wink:


Edited by blunt master (06/21/09 08:55 PM)


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: blunt master]
    #241793 - 06/21/09 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

what kind of job are you talking about?


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Re: Recommendations for passing a drug test [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #241816 - 06/21/09 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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FurrowedBrow said:
what kind of job are you talking about?


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