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random drug test
    #733417 - 05/29/14 07:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

So my work has my first ever random drug test coming up next monday. I have been there three years and that has never come up. So...what do I do? Pretty sure its a piss test. I so cant afford to lose my job. Some fuck was caught smoking a bowl in the bathroom after hours, so now we all get reamed. What the fuck :facepalm:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733420 - 05/29/14 08:14 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

How is it random if you know the day?
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Anyways I have always had good success with detox drinks. fake piss/clean piss is another route.

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Re: random drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #733421 - 05/29/14 08:45 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

True. I think they gave us warning to be nice.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733422 - 05/29/14 09:29 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

They gave you a warning to cull out all those to stupid to pass

Its far to easy to pass a piss test if you know its otw.


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Re: random drug test [Re: niteowl]
    #733426 - 05/29/14 09:38 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

lol drug tests are so fucking lame ... glad theres none here!

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Re: random drug test [Re: Manitou]
    #733433 - 05/29/14 11:03 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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niteowl said:
They gave you a warning to cull out all those to stupid to pass

Its far to easy to pass a piss test if you know its otw.



Also true. I probably sweat everything out by running every day anyway. Still pissed at that motherfucker who smoked in the bathroom.
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lol drug tests are so fucking lame ... glad theres none here!

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Oh, shut up. :ffffuuu:


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Re: random drug test [Re: Manitou]
    #733435 - 05/29/14 11:10 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:


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Re: random drug test [Re: Data]
    #733436 - 05/29/14 11:14 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733441 - 05/29/14 12:58 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Thank god I don't have to deal with that shit!!!! and never will!


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733472 - 05/29/14 01:35 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.





Synthetic Urine is a much better way to go.  I have had many friends fail with the detox drinks.  They do NOT work 100% of the time.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733474 - 05/29/14 01:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

How on earth do you get that?


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733478 - 05/29/14 01:40 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Smoke shops sell them. You can also buy them online.

There some speculation that some versions of a certain brand can be detected as fake in a lab. As long as its a dip test you should be good.

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Re: random drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #733480 - 05/29/14 01:44 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I havent smoked since a few bong hits last night. Think I will be good by then?


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733482 - 05/29/14 01:48 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Doubt it.  Not really worth the risk in all honesty. 

Any head shop will have synthetic urine.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733483 - 05/29/14 01:50 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Ugh...okay. ill look around tomorrow before work. Im going to go look at another bong tomorrow anyway.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 2
    #733508 - 05/29/14 05:26 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Synthetic or actual clean pee is at proper temp is the way to go. I have a whizzinator that has worked many times successfully. I'm sure you won't be observed so you might not need that per say but I am leary of the detox drinks. :shrug:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 1
    #733509 - 05/29/14 05:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

synthetic urine saved my ass twice


hardest part is getting the temp right... they come with warmers.... but i found it comes out TOO hot... so blow on it till its in the green (temp gauge is on the side of the cup)


We also got to do the test in the bathroom alone. with door locked.  so hopefully its the same for u

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Re: random drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #733546 - 05/29/14 06:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:




Nice. I will look around. I have a few days. I guess I will stay sober until then.





Synthetic Urine is a much better way to go.  I have had many friends fail with the detox drinks.  They do NOT work 100% of the time.



Listen to him my friend. He knows.lol

My wife works in the medical field and is an everyday smoker. She just caries her Quick Fix with her everyday. She bought the Canadian version with uric acid to be safe since it is a hospital. She could get by with the regular version, but we just don't want to toss that up to chance.

I recommend buying it from the site so you know its legit. If you do decide to buy Quick fix from Spectrum Labs. Use the code "reorder" and you'll get alittle bit off your order. Just trying to help brother,

Hope it works out for ya. Fake piss or someone elses piss is the only way I would go.

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Re: random drug test [Re: P-O]
    #733547 - 05/29/14 06:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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P-O said:
synthetic urine saved my ass twice


hardest part is getting the temp right... they come with warmers.... but i found it comes out TOO hot... so blow on it till its in the green (temp gauge is on the side of the cup)


We also got to do the test in the bathroom alone. with door locked.  so hopefully its the same for u



Also right. Same problem came up for my wife for her 1st piss test. Scared the fuck out of her.lol.


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Re: random drug test [Re: TribalSeed] * 1
    #733588 - 05/29/14 08:19 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Synthetic Urine, Quick Fix is the brand that I have used with success

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Re: random drug test [Re: Picklez]
    #733598 - 05/29/14 09:31 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Alright. I will be looking into it.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733600 - 05/29/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Safest option, shit usually costs 40 bucks but it works. Ive even had tests at the lab and passed those

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Re: random drug test [Re: Picklez]
    #733606 - 05/29/14 10:39 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

40$???? Aw shit...


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733610 - 05/29/14 10:50 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah it's pricey but it's usually worth the money to be safe in whatever situation you are being forced to use it in... In your case in order to keep employment..

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Re: random drug test [Re: Picklez]
    #733615 - 05/29/14 11:57 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah it's pricey but it's usually worth the money to be safe in whatever situation you are being forced to use it in... In your case in order to keep employment..



You're right.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Data]
    #733690 - 05/30/14 11:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.

They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).

Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. :thumbup:



really the main thing you need after diluting your piss are the b vitamins, creatine, and something to boost the specific gravity of your urine I've heard people claim theres something in tums that help with that but I have no fucking clue if that's true or not


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Re: random drug test [Re: volcomstoner]
    #733691 - 05/30/14 11:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Also, I smoked a bunch of weed last weekend at a concerts and had 2 drug tests this week

PASSED THEM BOTH :cool:


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Re: random drug test [Re: volcomstoner]
    #733705 - 05/30/14 01:05 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive:  fuck yea!


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #733709 - 05/30/14 01:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Picklez said:
Yeah it's pricey but it's usually worth the money to be safe in whatever situation you are being forced to use it in... In your case in order to keep employment..



You're right.



at least with employment drug tests you have the option to use those
Ive been doing piss tests for the past 2 years with some dude standing right next to me staring at my dick


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Re: random drug test [Re: volcomstoner]
    #733713 - 05/30/14 02:25 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I have to go to that hell hole for work now. FUCKK.


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #734587 - 06/04/14 08:46 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Ive had experience using detox drinks and synthetics, quikfix and hot hands is definitely the way to go imo. Drinks only work so often.


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Re: random drug test [Re: xcentu8urtripp]
    #734622 - 06/04/14 12:45 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.

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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
    #734635 - 06/04/14 02:22 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.



all they do is dilute your piss
its not like they actually "clear" your system, that's impossible


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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
    #734645 - 06/04/14 03:28 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.



Yea I just have to piss alot.

Sometimes if I've just eaten, I'll get overly full of liquid and feel kinda pukey...but if I can hold it down for 15 minutes then that feeling passes.

And yea they usually have an expiration date printed on them...but if you've had it in the fridge it will probably be viable for longer.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Data]
    #734646 - 06/04/14 03:29 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

They taste horrible too. I can barley chug a bottle.

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Re: random drug test [Re: Data]
    #734654 - 06/04/14 03:43 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.



Yea I just have to piss alot.

Sometimes if I've just eaten, I'll get overly full of liquid and feel kinda pukey...but if I can hold it down for 15 minutes then that feeling passes.

And yea they usually have an expiration date printed on them...but if you've had it in the fridge it will probably be viable for longer.




I was trying to find an expiration date on it but I couldnt seem to locate it.

Ive had it for about a year and its never left the refrigerator.  I wonder if it can actually spoil and make you sick or if it just expires and is no longer effective.

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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
    #734669 - 06/04/14 05:38 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I've used detox drinks that were past their expiration date. It just means that they can't guarantee that the right amounts of each ingredient will still be there after a certain date...some of the more unstable compounds will just break down over time. It won't make you sick.


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Re: random drug test [Re: Data]
    #734713 - 06/05/14 02:03 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I once had to take a test for my PO and had no drink or fake piss so I drank a gallon of water the night before and a gallon on the morning of the test and passed.

Another time I tried a model glue applicator hidden in the string hole of a pair of sweat pants with a few drops of bleach in it. I accidentally put to many drops in it. They never did find the bleach but they still busted me cause I came back clinically dead.

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Re: random drug test [Re: Magash]
    #734738 - 06/05/14 06:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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They never did find the bleach but they still busted me cause I came back clinically dead.





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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
    #734815 - 06/05/14 12:54 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.



Yea I just have to piss alot.

Sometimes if I've just eaten, I'll get overly full of liquid and feel kinda pukey...but if I can hold it down for 15 minutes then that feeling passes.

And yea they usually have an expiration date printed on them...but if you've had it in the fridge it will probably be viable for longer.




I was trying to find an expiration date on it but I couldnt seem to locate it.

Ive had it for about a year and its never left the refrigerator.  I wonder if it can actually spoil and make you sick or if it just expires and is no longer effective.



jesus christ you're fucking dumb


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Re: random drug test [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #734816 - 06/05/14 12:56 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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PoloDown said:
How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?

I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself.  Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.



Yea I just have to piss alot.

Sometimes if I've just eaten, I'll get overly full of liquid and feel kinda pukey...but if I can hold it down for 15 minutes then that feeling passes.

And yea they usually have an expiration date printed on them...but if you've had it in the fridge it will probably be viable for longer.




I was trying to find an expiration date on it but I couldnt seem to locate it.

Ive had it for about a year and its never left the refrigerator.  I wonder if it can actually spoil and make you sick or if it just expires and is no longer effective.



jesus christ you're fucking dumb




:cryaboutit:

man you really got your jimmies rustled huh. cry about it junkie bitch.

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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown] * 1
    #734818 - 06/05/14 12:59 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

not my fault your dumb enough to think you'll get sick from a detox drink
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Re: random drug test [Re: volcomstoner]
    #734819 - 06/05/14 01:01 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
not my fault your dumb enough to think you'll get sick from a detox drink
:rofl2:




you literally cant call anyone dumb, youre a junkie.  youre the lowest of low, which makes you the dumbass of society.

excuse me for asking a simple question about a detox drink :lol: im not the one scrambling to pass mommys pee stick when I get home junior

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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown] * 1
    #734828 - 06/05/14 03:27 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Well, I "passed". I am not going to question anything, just one of my fellow managers saying "you are too valuable to fail."

: :rave:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #734863 - 06/05/14 05:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 2
    #734865 - 06/05/14 05:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

And it only costs a 5 minute mouth hug. Good for you!


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Re: random drug test [Re: poor boy]
    #734896 - 06/05/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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And it only costs a 5 minute mouth hug. Good for you!



Maybe that's how YOU pass your drug tests... :shrug:


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Re: random drug test [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #734915 - 06/05/14 10:51 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Havnt passed yet


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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: random drug test [Re: poor boy]
    #735077 - 06/06/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Havnt passed yet



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Re: random drug test [Re: TribalSeed]
    #735090 - 06/06/14 07:20 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:dawerp:


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Re: random drug test [Re: poor boy]
    #735275 - 06/07/14 05:18 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm diligent, I suck that deeeyuck like nobody's biz and they fuckin love it but never a position except for on my knees. :shrug:




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Re: random drug test [Re: TribalSeed]
    #735716 - 06/11/14 01:12 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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She bought the Canadian version with uric acid to be safe since it is a hospital. She could get by with the regular version, but we just don't want to toss that up to chance.





Shiiiit I just used the one without uric acid because I had no idea that was a possible issue. Now I'ma be stressing on it all week until I hear back from them.

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Re: random drug test [Re: Mycophile]
    #736066 - 06/13/14 10:19 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Mycophile said:
Quote:

TribalSeed said:
She bought the Canadian version with uric acid to be safe since it is a hospital. She could get by with the regular version, but we just don't want to toss that up to chance.





Shiiiit I just used the one without uric acid because I had no idea that was a possible issue. Now I'ma be stressing on it all week until I hear back from them.




Man, knowing where you are at, you might want to read on the spectrum site to make sure, but I think a lot of the medical/legal states test for uric acid. Things could be different though.

Sorry man I know that's not what you wanted to hear, but I'd rather be real with ya.
You could be alright, if its preemployment or something like that you may be just fine.

Let me know in a PM or something how it works out man.
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