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Invisibleappleorange
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I Got Tested For Aids Today
    #16877 - 05/02/08 03:12 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Because I drank too much a few months back and landed a dirty woman in my bed without the convenience of a condom at hand.

Today I had to endure a little old lady swabbing my penis and telling me funny jokes about what sex was like in the 60's.

At least I got a sucker at the end of it all and got some fine ass girl's number in the STD testing room. She probably has aids too, but it don't matter because I probably got it too.


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16878 - 05/02/08 03:15 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

i got some seeds for trade if you can send me some AIDS bro.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: MFDoom666]
    #16879 - 05/02/08 03:17 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

if you want my aids, you're gonna have to have sex with me for em.

is that something you think you can handle? :crankey:


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16889 - 05/02/08 03:29 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

no wee boy. i don't need none'dat. can you handle these wicked seedz though? cha. right.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16892 - 05/02/08 03:31 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

When do you get the results?

And who the fuck gets or gives out a number to or from someone they met in a AIDs testing clinic?

If she doesn't have AIDs, she's fucking stupid. Either way, STAY AWAY.

(Unless you have AIDs, then bang her.)


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
    #16895 - 05/02/08 03:32 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Was the girl dirty as in slutty or dirty as in for sure 100% tested positive AIDs/HIV infected?


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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
    #16897 - 05/02/08 03:39 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

The girl was dirty in the sense that she was a former heroin user.

Who knows if I caught anything honestly, it is a possibility. If it turns out I do have aids, I'm gonna call that girl down at the clinic who probably does have aids. I can then have all the unprotected sex I want until aids ravages me and I die of a cold.


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16900 - 05/02/08 03:45 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

dont spread ur aids


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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Coaster]
    #16901 - 05/02/08 03:48 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
dont spread ur aids




bitch, this is my new internet weapon. gone are the days of passive agressive private messages, angry emoticons, and excessive use of caps lock.

people who fuck with me now? they're getting HIV


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16902 - 05/02/08 03:51 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

:crankeytom:


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16910 - 05/02/08 04:21 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Just remember my signature.


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
    #16911 - 05/02/08 04:23 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

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kidaihuan said:

And who the fuck gets or gives out a number to or from someone they met in a AIDs testing clinic?




For real man... thats exactly what I thought. I guess she's already caught something cause she doesnt seem too cautious.


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: m3kgt]
    #16918 - 05/02/08 04:44 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

this news story is BS, but its funny cause it goes w/ this thread

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1073965.ece

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A SERIES of sickening videos have been posted on the internet showing a man who claims to have deliberately "infected" thousands of women with AIDS.




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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.


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Invisiblewowitch420
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
    #16928 - 05/02/08 05:06 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

i faggot. if u had the AIDS u would have already spread it to YTHAN and t3h rest of hte board. IDK dunno seems ready. Moral is dont sleep with black sluts


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: wowitch420]
    #16930 - 05/02/08 05:08 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

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wowitch420 said:
i faggot. if u had the AIDS u would have already spread it to YTHAN and t3h rest of hte board. IDK dunno seems ready. Moral is dont sleep with black sluts


w/o rubbers


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Doitagain]
    #16939 - 05/02/08 05:45 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

i want to start a hook up web site called dirtydating.com or someshit.

It will be for people with stds, who can post what they have and then use a search engine to find mates with the same STD's

...shit, i hope ythan doesnt steal that.


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Invisiblewowitch420
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: rodfarva]
    #16944 - 05/02/08 05:58 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

lemme get on there and find a fellow anal cauliflower lover



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Invisibleneepling
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: wowitch420]
    #16972 - 05/02/08 08:57 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

HA! piccking up chicks while being tested for aids is pretty funney.


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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: neepling]
    #16983 - 05/02/08 09:10 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

This thread is full of fags who should be banned immediately.


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InvisibleThreeLittleBirds
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: neepling]
    #16993 - 05/02/08 09:20 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

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neepling said:
HA! piccking up chicks while being tested for aids is pretty funney.




Almost as funny as picking up girls at the abortion clinic. you know what they say "out with old in with the new.......fetus."


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Three little birds
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