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 appleorange
Rainbow Technician
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 117
Loc: Reykjavík
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 I Got Tested For Aids Today 
#16877 - 05/02/08 01:12 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Because I drank too much a few months back and landed a dirty woman in my bed without the convenience of a condom at hand.
Today I had to endure a little old lady swabbing my penis and telling me funny jokes about what sex was like in the 60's.
At least I got a sucker at the end of it all and got some fine ass girl's number in the STD testing room. She probably has aids too, but it don't matter because I probably got it too.
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 MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16878 - 05/02/08 01:15 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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i got some seeds for trade if you can send me some AIDS bro.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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appleorange
Rainbow Technician
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 117
Loc: Reykjavík
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: MFDoom666]
#16879 - 05/02/08 01:17 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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if you want my aids, you're gonna have to have sex with me for em.
is that something you think you can handle? 
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16889 - 05/02/08 01:29 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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no wee boy. i don't need none'dat. can you handle these wicked seedz though? cha. right.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 17 years, 8 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16892 - 05/02/08 01:31 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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When do you get the results?
And who the fuck gets or gives out a number to or from someone they met in a AIDs testing clinic?
If she doesn't have AIDs, she's fucking stupid. Either way, STAY AWAY.
(Unless you have AIDs, then bang her.)
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 17 years, 8 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
#16895 - 05/02/08 01:32 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Was the girl dirty as in slutty or dirty as in for sure 100% tested positive AIDs/HIV infected?
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appleorange
Rainbow Technician
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 117
Loc: Reykjavík
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
#16897 - 05/02/08 01:39 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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The girl was dirty in the sense that she was a former heroin user.
Who knows if I caught anything honestly, it is a possibility. If it turns out I do have aids, I'm gonna call that girl down at the clinic who probably does have aids. I can then have all the unprotected sex I want until aids ravages me and I die of a cold.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central 
Last seen: 15 years, 11 days
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16900 - 05/02/08 01:45 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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dont spread ur aids
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appleorange
Rainbow Technician
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 117
Loc: Reykjavík
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Coaster]
#16901 - 05/02/08 01:48 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Coaster said:
dont spread ur aids
bitch, this is my new internet weapon. gone are the days of passive agressive private messages, angry emoticons, and excessive use of caps lock.
people who fuck with me now? they're getting HIV
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 15 years, 11 days
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16902 - 05/02/08 01:51 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Brugman
))<>((
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 590
Last seen: 14 years, 4 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16910 - 05/02/08 02:21 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Just remember my signature.
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m3kgt
User
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 1,011
Loc: G-Spot TX
Last seen: 8 years, 10 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: kidaihuan]
#16911 - 05/02/08 02:23 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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kidaihuan said:
And who the fuck gets or gives out a number to or from someone they met in a AIDs testing clinic?
For real man... thats exactly what I thought. I guess she's already caught something cause she doesnt seem too cautious.
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beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: m3kgt]
#16918 - 05/02/08 02:44 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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this news story is BS, but its funny cause it goes w/ this thread
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1073965.ece
Quote:
A SERIES of sickening videos have been posted on the internet showing a man who claims to have deliberately "infected" thousands of women with AIDS.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: appleorange]
#16928 - 05/02/08 03:06 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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i faggot. if u had the AIDS u would have already spread it to YTHAN and t3h rest of hte board. IDK dunno seems ready. Moral is dont sleep with black sluts
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heady nugz
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,226
Loc: i am everywhere and nowhe...
Last seen: 15 years, 11 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: wowitch420]
#16930 - 05/02/08 03:08 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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wowitch420 said:
i faggot. if u had the AIDS u would have already spread it to YTHAN and t3h rest of hte board. IDK dunno seems ready. Moral is dont sleep with black sluts
w/o rubbers
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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rodfarva
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 229
Loc: Sobe
Last seen: 13 years, 4 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Doitagain]
#16939 - 05/02/08 03:45 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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i want to start a hook up web site called dirtydating.com or someshit.
It will be for people with stds, who can post what they have and then use a search engine to find mates with the same STD's
...shit, i hope ythan doesnt steal that.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: rodfarva]
#16944 - 05/02/08 03:58 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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lemme get on there and find a fellow anal cauliflower lover
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heady nugz
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neepling
Fat Ladies Buttocks.
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: wowitch420]
#16972 - 05/02/08 06:57 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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HA! piccking up chicks while being tested for aids is pretty funney.
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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..
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idiotek
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 173
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: neepling]
#16983 - 05/02/08 07:10 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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This thread is full of fags who should be banned immediately.
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ThreeLittleBirds
A Guy
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 752
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: neepling]
#16993 - 05/02/08 07:20 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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neepling said:
HA! piccking up chicks while being tested for aids is pretty funney.
Almost as funny as picking up girls at the abortion clinic. you know what they say "out with old in with the new.......fetus."
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Jrsxt
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 134
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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Haha. That's fucked up. Good luck man, hope you didn't catch the herpaids.
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Dunno
Village Idiot
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,132
Last seen: 17 years, 7 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: wowitch420]
#17032 - 05/02/08 08:45 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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wowitch420 said:
IDK dunno seems ready. Moral is dont sleep with black sluts
i seem ready! 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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idiotek
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 173
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Dunno]
#17041 - 05/02/08 08:59 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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We all know that the truth is that Appleorange really let a big homo shoot a poz load in his rectum.. that funny, obviously untrue bullshit about him getting laid by a woman is laughable.
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Dunno
Village Idiot
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,132
Last seen: 17 years, 7 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: idiotek]
#17055 - 05/02/08 09:17 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Dunno]
#17226 - 05/02/08 12:16 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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^^
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beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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a lot of people on this board probably have HPV already, At least 50% of sexually active men and women acquire genital HPV infection at some point in their lives.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: beatyou]
#17246 - 05/02/08 12:50 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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You have a reference for that?
I understood it was mostly females who contracted it.
I don't know any of my male friends who have genital warts.
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beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: andyistic]
#17247 - 05/02/08 12:52 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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andyistic said:
You have a reference for that?
I understood it was mostly females who contracted it.
I don't know any of my male friends who have genital warts.
men usually don't exhibit any symptoms. but they can still have it.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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Bandersnatch
Frumious
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 638
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: andyistic]
#17248 - 05/02/08 12:55 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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HPV doesn't have to be genital warts.
It's the same virus that causes warts anywhere on the body.
If you have warts you have HPV, pretty much.
Could skew those results.
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dirtytaco
Registered: 04/26/08
Posts: 75
Last seen: 16 years, 9 months
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Bandersnatch]
#17262 - 05/02/08 01:32 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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Re: I Got Tested For Aids Today [Re: Bandersnatch]
#18063 - 05/02/08 11:55 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Bandersnatch said:
HPV doesn't have to be genital warts.
It's the same virus that causes warts anywhere on the body.
If you have warts you have HPV, pretty much.
Could skew those results.
the pointi was making was, A LOT of folks, whether they know it or not, have HPV, heh
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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