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3 Days 'til Drug Test
    #767773 - 01/29/15 03:23 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

So my sister's boyfriend had to perform a drug test today for his new job but since he's been smoking almost every day for a while now he was bought some fake urine to use for the test.

Unfortunately he heated it up way too much so they were about to bust him, but after speaking with his boss they said it would be alright for him to come in on Monday to retake the drug test.

I have never had to worry about anything like this before so I don't know a whole lot about the fine art of passing a drug test if you have a body full of THC, but I was wondering if anyone here could help me point him in the right direction?  Does anyone have any full-proof or guaranteed methods that can ensure he passes the test on Monday?


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: shimishimiman]
    #767774 - 01/29/15 03:26 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

ive passed 2 with synthetic urine.


hardest part IS temp... those warmers leave the urine too hot.  The last i took the fake piss came out soooo hot.  i stayed in bathroom blowing on it till it went into the blue (temp gauge on side of the cup)


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: P-O]
    #767775 - 01/29/15 03:29 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

You can start chugging gallons after gallons of water now or pick up synthetic piss and try that route.

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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: shimishimiman]
    #767776 - 01/29/15 03:39 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

I wouldn't put too much faith in chugging just water imo. I have used fake piss and detox drinks. While both are expensive they do Work. If you being watched then I would use a detox drink. Kicker is you need to stop smoking 3 days prior to the test. If you aren't being watched fake piss is the way to go. Make sure it has uric acid in it.


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #767778 - 01/29/15 03:44 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

I found this on Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1kj3n9/absolute_musthave_guide_for_any_ents_needing_to/

Seems like a pretty legit strategy, if not a pretty strenuous one.


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: shimishimiman]
    #767781 - 01/29/15 03:55 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)



Good luck dude


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #767794 - 01/29/15 05:33 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

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Deadkndys420 said:
I wouldn't put too much faith in chugging just water imo. I have used fake piss and detox drinks. While both are expensive they do Work. If you being watched then I would use a detox drink. Kicker is you need to stop smoking 3 days prior to the test. If you aren't being watched fake piss is the way to go. Make sure it has uric acid in it.




I drank a gallon of water the night before the test and another the morning before my test. I passed and this test was for my Probation Officer. I didn't use anything else.


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Re: 3 Days 'til Drug Test [Re: Magash]
    #767810 - 01/29/15 06:38 PM (2 years, 22 days ago)

hey man just drink water!


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