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OfflineBigBudz
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Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up.
    #520355 - 01/28/11 07:40 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I'm sorry to say folks your game is almost over. Satan has taken over this world. No one believe in God. I'm Nathan, God's messenger. God rarely sends someone like me down here on earth, but he feels it is of utmost importance that things change right now.



For one, God created life on this earth. Not aliens, not bacteria. God created all the plants, fungi and much much more. To those in the government who worship Satan and restrict the use of God's tools to contact him I.E. psychedelic mushrooms and ethnogens psychedelic in nature.



How can I prove to you I am Nathan, messenger from God. Ok this is how I will prove it. On February 4th 2011 I will commence war between India and China. India will start the attack and China will return fire. I will kill hopefully a good 100,000+ people to get your attention.



To the little bitches in the US Government attempted to run from 2012. You little fucks GOD will destroy not only earth, but this entire fucking galaxy and start anew. Run like the cowards you are. Purely digusting that we have allowed our the nation appointed to be the nation of God (not like God doesn't show his form in all the nations, but he is all the same) to be infested with Satan's Spawn.



Everyone is going to die in 2012. Only people who believe in God, and have lived a honest life will survive, better start praying for forgiveness now; we accept many, go figure! Unfortunately this planet has become infested by Satan and we have to start over again. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, espically in the fucking "One Nation Under God" United States of America, but God will not allow me to stop 2012.



God gives me the power to do much. I created the Euro, Continued the Gulf War, Fucked over the USA as punishment (hope you all enjoyed the more recent suffering). Did you folks like Sept 11th? The Terrorists I created to scare the living shit out of you?



Ironically few have the bravery to take frightening doses of natural psychedelic drugs (and you have to have a fucking SOUL too) not all of you people are even alive. You are the fucking ghosts. You are the lost souls suck here in HELL. This was Hell for me at least. Seems that Satan finally won here (sorry their was no hell, their only was a heaven).



I might as well set the record straight for all of you as you will soon witness the fate of GOD almighty. And while I soon will die. I will die on Feb 4th 2011 as China and India destroy themselves. I was going to add those syrians but I think the 2 countries with the largest nations (isn't the USA no more because I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED MY ENTIRE TIME HERE THAT I FUCKED UP THIS PLACE).



That is about all I will be able to do. You soon will believe. In the power of GOD. May you find him now.


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: BigBudz]
    #520357 - 01/28/11 07:45 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Is God a reptilian?



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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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OfflineSir Smokes A-Lot
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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: THEBats]
    #520369 - 01/28/11 08:07 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Tell me all about God Budz. My idea of "God" is that it's a state of mind. The highest. I've been there and it's fucking awesome. You been there?

How is everyone going to die in 2012 except for good peopple?

I don't think you're full of shit as i can imagine many are thinking. Openmindedness is key.

In fact, i read a great quote in my book yesterday which i'll share
"The reasonable man adopts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adopt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man"
George Bernard Shaw


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Sir Smokes A-Lot] * 4
    #520375 - 01/28/11 08:20 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Open mindedness must come in the form of doubt, not belief.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts."
— Bertrand Russell


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


Edited by THEBats (01/28/11 08:22 PM)


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: THEBats]
    #520376 - 01/28/11 08:24 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

THEBats said:
Open mindedness must come in the form of doubt, not belief.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts."
— Bertrand Russell




best post of the year!


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #520377 - 01/28/11 08:25 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:tarantino:


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: BigBudz]
    #520378 - 01/28/11 08:27 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

why religious people gotta preach their shit to everyone. :doublefu:


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Shaggy420]
    #520388 - 01/28/11 08:38 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

"God gives me the power to do much. I created the Euro, Continued the Gulf War, Fucked over the USA as punishment (hope you all enjoyed the more recent suffering). Did you folks like Sept 11th? The Terrorists I created to scare the living shit out of you?"

Keep this psycho babble to yourself next time.

-5 from me.


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OfflineCage
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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #520717 - 01/29/11 02:13 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

You suggest meth amphetamine as a way to gain substantial intelligence in a short amount of time, and now you're saying you're an angel sent by God.... :rofl:

Also, I know you're coocoo for psychotic cocoa puffs, but can't you just walk on water or some shit instead of predict a war.. It'd waste a lot less of everyone's time/lives if you just got to the point instead of trying to make something perfectly explainable seem God like.

Also, if the Devil were to exist, I think his greatest trick may have been switching names with God in the bible, it would explain SO many things.. Like how God kills like 203,546,545 people in the bible and the Devil kills 10! :eek:


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Cage]
    #520720 - 01/29/11 02:25 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I believe in the messenger of God just as much as I believe in God himself.



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OfflineCage
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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Magash]
    #520721 - 01/29/11 02:26 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Magash said:
I believe in the messenger of God just as much as I believe in God himself.





That picture is awesome.. :rofl:


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Cage]
    #520724 - 01/29/11 02:37 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

could god  grow buds so good that he himself could not smoke them?


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: RasJeph]
    #520727 - 01/29/11 03:03 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

i predict than on feb 4th this thread will resurect with
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Offlinekyuzo
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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: THEBats]
    #520729 - 01/29/11 03:11 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

THEBats said:
Is God a reptilian?






That's raptor Jesus, fool.  Only the virgin birthed son of reptilian yahweh


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #520733 - 01/29/11 04:12 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomofdoom said:
Keep this psycho babble to yourself next time.

-5 from me.




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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #520734 - 01/29/11 04:19 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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"To say that nothing is true, is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic."

"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

I am tired of Earth
I am tired of these people


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #520735 - 01/29/11 04:27 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Thebooedocksaint said:
Oh hey.




Thank you.  It explains a lot if you see his ratings over there.  I gave 0 leaves, but now I feel kind of bad.  This person needs, and hopefully gets, clinical help.

:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #520736 - 01/29/11 04:28 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BigBudz said:
I'm sorry to say folks your game is almost over. Satan has taken over this world. No one believe in God. I'm Nathan, God's messenger. God rarely sends someone like me down here on earth, but he feels it is of utmost importance that things change right now.



For one, God created life on this earth. Not aliens, not bacteria. God created all the plants, fungi and much much more. To those in the government who worship Satan and restrict the use of God's tools to contact him I.E. psychedelic mushrooms and ethnogens psychedelic in nature.



How can I prove to you I am Nathan, messenger from God. Ok this is how I will prove it. On February 4th 2011 I will commence war between India and China. India will start the attack and China will return fire. I will kill hopefully a good 100,000+ people to get your attention.



To the little bitches in the US Government attempted to run from 2012. You little fucks GOD will destroy not only earth, but this entire fucking galaxy and start anew. Run like the cowards you are. Purely digusting that we have allowed our the nation appointed to be the nation of God (not like God doesn't show his form in all the nations, but he is all the same) to be infested with Satan's Spawn.



Everyone is going to die in 2012. Only people who believe in God, and have lived a honest life will survive, better start praying for forgiveness now; we accept many, go figure! Unfortunately this planet has become infested by Satan and we have to start over again. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, espically in the fucking "One Nation Under God" United States of America, but God will not allow me to stop 2012.



God gives me the power to do much. I created the Euro, Continued the Gulf War, Fucked over the USA as punishment (hope you all enjoyed the more recent suffering). Did you folks like Sept 11th? The Terrorists I created to scare the living shit out of you?



Ironically few have the bravery to take frightening doses of natural psychedelic drugs (and you have to have a fucking SOUL too) not all of you people are even alive. You are the fucking ghosts. You are the lost souls suck here in HELL. This was Hell for me at least. Seems that Satan finally won here (sorry their was no hell, their only was a heaven).



I might as well set the record straight for all of you as you will soon witness the fate of GOD almighty. And while I soon will die. I will die on Feb 4th 2011 as China and India destroy themselves. I was going to add those syrians but I think the 2 countries with the largest nations (isn't the USA no more because I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED MY ENTIRE TIME HERE THAT I FUCKED UP THIS PLACE).



That is about all I will be able to do. You soon will believe. In the power of GOD. May you find him now.




God didn't send you down. You are just a human being. You are god as much as any of us are god. Also, if god did send someone down, he wouldn't be named Nathan. Who the fuck is named Nathan? By the way, bacteria is life.

I hope you are trolling, because there is so much wrong with your post.





Quote:

FurrowedBrow said:
Quote:

THEBats said:
Open mindedness must come in the form of doubt, not belief.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts."
— Bertrand Russell




best post of the year!




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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #520737 - 01/29/11 04:28 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Is this a bannable offense yet?


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Re: Witness GOD, Feb 4th 2011 China and India blow each other up. [Re: DungenessDank]
    #520740 - 01/29/11 04:35 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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DungenessDank said:
Is this a bannable offense yet?




is what?

Quote:

God didn't send you down. You are just a human being. You are god as much as any of us are god. Also, if god did send someone down, he wouldn't be named Nathan. Who the fuck is named Nathan?




For clarifications purposes, the name Nathan means god messenger.


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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

I am tired of Earth
I am tired of these people


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