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Offlinecheezymold
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Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail
    #788961 - 08/08/15 08:00 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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(CNN)A Texas man who pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge of punching his girlfriend's ex was given a choice between marrying her or going to jail for the crime.

Josten Bundy, 21, pleaded guilty on July 2 to assault with bodily injury, stemming from a brawl he had with the former boyfriend of Elizabeth Jaynes back in February.

Smith County Judge Randall Rogers then gave him a choice between two years of probation or 15 days in jail, according to Jaynes, 19.

The probation terms included requiring Bundy to write out a Bible verse 25 times a day ("If a man digs a pit, he will fall into it." -- Proverbs 26:27), and getting married within 30 days.

"We figured he'd get probation but were surprised about the other conditions, especially the marriage," Jaynes told CNN on Friday.

"Then the the judge asked Josten if I was worth it and if we were living together, and we both said 'yes.' When the judge said part of the probation was that we had to get married Josten smiled at me and I was turning red. The judge said, 'You might want to check with her first.' Josten said that because my face was red he thought I was OK with it, but then the judge made me stand up and asked me if I was OK with it. I said yes. People were laughing behind me and the bailiff had to say 'order in the court.' It was embarrassing."

Jaynes said she told her parents about what happened in court and her father was very angry. He told them they didn't have to go through with it but they did, getting married at City Hall on July 20.

"I was really upset. Judge Rogers stepped into my family and tried to tell them what to do without any regard for me or anything. This isn't his decision," Elizabeth's father, Kenneth Jaynes, told CNN.

"I told them they didn't have to do this, but they were afraid. They are young and they didn't know that they had any other options," he said.

Bundy told CNN affiliate KLTV, "(Rogers) offered me 15 days in jail and that would have been fine and I asked if I could call my job [to let them know]," said Bundy. "The judge told me 'Nope, that's not how this works.'"

CNN reached out to the Smith County court for comment from Rogers but received no response Friday.


Don't forget people...FUCK TEXAS :cookiemonster:


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold] * 1
    #788965 - 08/08/15 08:25 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks for reminding me.  Fuck texAs


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold]
    #788969 - 08/08/15 09:06 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Who forces kids to get married as a punishment? This shit is demented. Can he even legally do that?

And why the fuck didn't the guy just do the 15 days? God damn man. 2 fucking weeks and you forget about it forever. That's a hell of a lot better than 2 years of probation and a lifetime of nagging.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Big Bear]
    #788972 - 08/08/15 09:11 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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cheezymold said:
FUCK TEXAS







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Big Bear said:
Fuck texAs




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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Ben18]
    #788978 - 08/08/15 09:35 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I can't think of any employers that will let you keep your job after not showing up for 2 weeks without notice.  I'm sure there are plenty of lawyers that would take up the case to fight that shit though.  Leave it to some backwards hick town judge to force his religious beliefs on others.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold]
    #788980 - 08/08/15 09:44 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sure his girlfriend could have called his boss and explained the situation. And is a job(not a career) really worth changing the course of your life over?


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold] * 3
    #788981 - 08/08/15 09:46 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Marriage or jail?

What's the difference?
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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #788995 - 08/08/15 11:20 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

:ohyou:


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #788998 - 08/09/15 12:20 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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Deadkndys420 said:
Marriage or jail?

What's the difference?
:rimshot:




Oh you! :kidsmirk:


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold]
    #789657 - 08/15/15 08:52 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, this is crazy. I like the part about the Bible verse. Maybe they were considering marriage anyway. I could see using this as a convenient excuse to have a quick, small wedding, and not dealing with family expectations for a big wedding.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Slim]
    #789679 - 08/15/15 10:33 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I hope they have many aborted babies together


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #789714 - 08/15/15 04:04 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

here in texas they give you a card that can be punched. one hole for each abortion. the 6th one is always free.


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: poor boy]
    #789763 - 08/16/15 06:56 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Everything about this story is gross lol.  Trash serving trash.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold] * 1
    #789772 - 08/16/15 08:19 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

wait... what


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: iStoner]
    #789782 - 08/16/15 10:19 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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iStoner said:
wait... what




exactly.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: iStoner]
    #789795 - 08/16/15 11:32 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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cheezymold said:
Everything about this story is gross lol.  Trash serving trash.



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iStoner said:
wait... what




I'm pickin up what he's puttin down.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: Mycophile]
    #789798 - 08/16/15 11:36 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I don't even remember typing that.  Fucking ambien lol.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: cheezymold]
    #790190 - 08/19/15 10:40 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

i know right? fuckin fagamuffin


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: nannybooboo]
    #790561 - 08/23/15 08:40 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

i wonder what the judge would have done if it was a gay couple.


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Re: Judge orders man to marry girlfriend or go to jail [Re: closed veil]
    #790571 - 08/23/15 10:41 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

prob fuck em


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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