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 FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
 
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 Married Chicks 
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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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goldennic007
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 Re: Fat Chicks [Re: THEBats]
#509504 - 12/28/10 07:34 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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and?
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Shr0000ooooms
Cannabis Sampler
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generalizing a sex
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Stoneth
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Tell us more.
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KaptKid
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The good thang is after sex, they gota go home.
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
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fucking people who are married = dick move
unless the husband is a dick 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: FRACTALife]
#509529 - 12/28/10 09:45 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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stoney.69 said:
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FarBeyondDriven said:
Tell us more.
Fuck you
Just got home. Kind of a hit n run thing. Her husband was at work, which as it turns out was about a mile down the road, which I didn't know. And get this shit, I was standing at the sink in my boxers and the fuckin kid walks in half asleep n shit. Fucked up kinda, but FBD needed some ass 
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KaptKid said:
The good thang is after sex, they gota go home.
Which I did promptly
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FRACTALife said:
fucking people who are married = dick move
unless the husband is a dick
I usually don't fuck with married women either for that reason. But sometimes you can't help it
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Shr0000ooooms
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Fucking a married chick with kids is the biggest dick move possible.
I have zero respect for anyone that does that.
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FurrowedBrow
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Lets see some pics of this married chick. I can't believe no one has asked that yet. I love a milf, idk about a married one though. Although I did get really close to having cyber sex via IM with a coworker earlier this year. that was pretty cool. her husband didn't get her anything for her BDay this year, then two days later was out at midnight buying some GD xbox game. that asshole has misguided priorities. women cheat for a reason. if it was our man FBD, it would have been someone else.
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usg543
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Shr0000ooooms said:
Fucking a married chick with kids is the biggest dick move possible.
I have zero respect for anyone that does that.
dude, married chicks can say no, too.
if they are for it, and are cheating on their husbands, then they are sluts. who cares? fuck them silly.
a ring don't block a hole.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: usg543]
#509616 - 12/29/10 12:57 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
Lets see some pics of this married chick. I can't believe no one has asked that yet. I love a milf, idk about a married one though. Although I did get really close to having cyber sex via IM with a coworker earlier this year. that was pretty cool. her husband didn't get her anything for her BDay this year, then two days later was out at midnight buying some GD xbox game. that asshole has misguided priorities. women cheat for a reason. if it was our man FBD, it would have been someone else.
Yeah, I don't like to make a habit of it at all, trust me, but it would've been someone else for sure. If anything, he needs to resolve his issues with her and their marriage before getting mad at me.
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Shr0000ooooms said:
Fucking a married chick with kids is the biggest dick move possible.
I have zero respect for anyone that does that.
dude, married chicks can say no, too.
if they are for it, and are cheating on their husbands, then they are sluts. who cares? fuck them silly.
a ring don't block a hole.
yeah, i definitely didn't rape her. took very little effort actually. kinda feel a little bad, and like i said, i don't make a habit of it, but sometimes a nig just needs some ass, nah sayin dawg 
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: usg543]
#509617 - 12/29/10 01:00 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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usg543 said:
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Shr0000ooooms said:
Fucking a married chick with kids is the biggest dick move possible.
I have zero respect for anyone that does that.
a ring don't block a hole.
aint that the truth.
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Shr0000ooooms
Cannabis Sampler
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I don't give two fucks about a ring.
But a kid, yes.
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FarBeyondDriven
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I got a feelin the marriage was fucked before I got there.
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Shr0000ooooms
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w/e, I'm not trying to potentially ruin a kid's childhood.
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
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no one here is.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Shr0000ooooms said:
w/e, I'm not trying to potentially ruin a kid's childhood.
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FurrowedBrow said:
no one here is.
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Dr. Siekadellyk
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FurrowedBrow said:
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usg543 said:
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Shr0000ooooms said:
Fucking a married chick with kids is the biggest dick move possible.
I have zero respect for anyone that does that.
a ring don't block a hole.
aint that the truth.
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
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well I see peoples opinions on fucking a married woman, but whats the general consensis on fucking your freinds mom...
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: Big_tiggy]
#509684 - 12/29/10 01:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
well I see peoples opinions on fucking a married woman, but whats the general consensis on fucking your freinds mom...
hmmmmmm, see now that's a tough one. a lot of factors go into that i think.
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Big_tiggy
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well when I did it I wasn't really considering the factors, just the free coke, weed and sex... but my freind DID rip me off once... paybacks a bitch aint it. Oh well he still doesnt know about it, he fucks up again though I'm breakin the bad news...
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: Big_tiggy]
#509703 - 12/29/10 02:24 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
well when I did it I wasn't really considering the factors, just the free coke, weed and sex... but my freind DID rip me off once... paybacks a bitch aint it. Oh well he still doesnt know about it, he fucks up again though I'm breakin the bad news...
That's a tough one, she'd have to be a MILFx10 though for sure.
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: Big_tiggy]
#509783 - 12/29/10 07:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
well when I did it I wasn't really considering the factors, just the free coke, weed and sex... but my freind DID rip me off once... paybacks a bitch aint it. Oh well he still doesnt know about it, he fucks up again though I'm breakin the bad news...
sounds like you really value your friends. 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Big_tiggy said:
well when I did it I wasn't really considering the factors, just the free coke, weed and sex... but my freind DID rip me off once... paybacks a bitch aint it. Oh well he still doesnt know about it, he fucks up again though I'm breakin the bad news...
sounds like you really value your friends.
ok, i agree with what you just said furrowed, however, ahem, FBD the mod says that isn't THAT much different from what I was doing the other day and you got mad at me about. Kinda different yes, but all in the same tone. Know what I'm saying? Just sayin.
You know what, fuck it, 
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FurrowedBrow
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What did i get mad at you about? I've got the memory of a 2 year old.
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FarBeyondDriven
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You got mad when I was "allegedly" trolling in TSL. You're this close to getting perma'd dude.
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FurrowedBrow
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oh yeah, i remember that. I think the language you were using in that thread was uncalled for. They were personal attacks. The above isn't that. I was making a character observation using 'delicate language' to express it. anyway, whatever it was you (and a couple others) were posting wasn't a big deal. no warnings were issued. I probably would have said what i said even if i wasn't a mod. sometimes i forget im a mod here anyway. ive got 12 entries in the BOM since ive been a mod. I should have added something after what i wrote above that related to the topic of the thread. Hindsight. On a related note - I wish we had a milf thread in the dome, or here.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Yes, that's closely related. Didn't we used to have a milf thread around here somewhere? That would definitely be better suited for the dome I would think. Milfs are hawt.
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FurrowedBrow
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FarBeyondDriven
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oh my. looks like the type of chick to have a baby at like 14. but who am i to judge?
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FurrowedBrow
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i thought the same thing. all three phrases. in that order. 
older women generally bring a higher level of passion to sex. that's a big reason i like the older women. Cougars are the shit too. Married ones, not so much. i say all that but at times i have little respect for a failed but sustained relationship. divorce is just a piece of paper and a separation of space anyway.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Yeah, older women are much more fun to fuck for the reason you said. Yeah, the married thing, I dunno, it's not really my thing, but basically I just needed some ass last night. I mean, the relationship was/is pretty much fucked before I got there. It's a fine line. Don't plan on making a regular thing out of it though. Husband working like 2 miles down the road and the kids asleep down the hall, not my style the more I think about it.
I should find me a sugar momma. Like a 37 year old woman who's rich as fuck and just wants some young guy around to fuck her. I'd roll with that for a little while
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Big_tiggy
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Let me rephrase the friend part, he was more of an acquaitance, I was young dumb and full of cum, when you just turn 18 and you're guys mom starts offering you lines and then tells you she'll give you the rest of the blow if you do the nasty with her, don't you tell me about values Mr...but yes in retrospect I wish I never did it.
Edited by Big_tiggy (12/30/10 08:08 AM)
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drawde
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FurrowedBrow said:
On a related note - I wish we had a milf thread in the dome, or here.
Neeeed milffffsss.... 
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: Big_tiggy]
#509936 - 12/30/10 01:53 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
Let me rephrase the friend part, he was more of an acquaitance, I was young dumb and full of cum, when you just turn 18 and you're guys mom starts offering you lines and then tells you she'll give you the rest of the blow if you do the nasty with her, don't you tell me about values Mr...but yes in retrospect I wish I never did it.
i can see where you're coming from. 18 is a crazy age, as is most of the other teenage years
life is fuckin crazy, you know that?
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Big_tiggy
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yeah I know, thats prolly why I'm crazy...
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Married Chicks [Re: Big_tiggy]
#509939 - 12/30/10 02:06 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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still doesn't make it necessarily right, but who am i to judge? i just made a thread about fuckin a married chick. we all do fucked up shit from time to time.
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FurrowedBrow
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and we are ALL crazy one way or another.
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FarBeyondDriven
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FurrowedBrow said:
and we are ALL crazy one way or another.
agreed
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Stoneth
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FurrowedBrow said:
and we are ALL crazy one way or another.
agreed
Indeed!
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