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Re: My Plant was SEIZED by the Cops, and I'm Going to Jail Soon.... [Re: ltd] * 1
    #636556 - 09/06/12 02:15 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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ltd said:
The truth is that when you put me on ignore for being an "Imperial Wizard
Racist", you failed to understand that the internets is srs business.

I used my connections within the Order to find a branch of the Imperial Knights local to your area,
several members of that branch happened to be law enforcement officers. God bless them.

I informed them of your ethnicity and they sprung into action.
Death Dealer Dave, a elder of our group, cut the wires leading to light
above your license plate.

He rejoined his fellow officers and they simply waited for you to leave your residence, and the rest is history.

Death Dealer Dave is going to receive a Silver Star for his valiant efforts in this drug bust.

Hopefully you learned the real lesson here..

INTERNETS IS SRS BSNS.





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OfflineDungenessDank
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Re: My Plant was SEIZED by the Cops, and I'm Going to Jail Soon.... [Re: ltd]
    #636558 - 09/06/12 02:19 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Hail Satan


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Re: My Plant was SEIZED by the Cops, and I'm Going to Jail Soon.... [Re: DungenessDank]
    #636571 - 09/06/12 11:29 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?


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Re: My Plant was SEIZED by the Cops, and I'm Going to Jail Soon.... [Re: RasJeph]
    #636633 - 09/06/12 07:55 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Then the officer said "We have reason to search your home now, where do you live?


in a tree :stoner:


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