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OfflineFRACTALife
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Well I'm back and jail sucked
    #800015 - 11/30/15 01:59 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

You probably didn't notice but I've been gone.
I've been posting lately on the shroomery after I got my adderall back :lol:

But I'm pretty high right now and people have been asking why I was in jail so I told them I'd make a thread


just about a month and a half before my 21st birthday I showed up very drunk to my grandma's country club to swim before pizza for my sisters birthday on july 18th
I didn't mean to get as drunk as I did but vodka is a bitch and i wanted a buzz because I didn't want to see my mom as she wasn't acting rational and we had bad time in our relationship

so i leave the pool after a bit to go back to my grandma's 2 seconds away to sleep it off for a few hours as we are all meeting back there anyway before pizza

when i wake up i'm still pretty drunk but rational, i try to walk out the door after she picks a fight and barely brush shoulders with her as walked out to go on a walk to relax

she calls the cops,i blow really high still- at first they offer to take me to common ground and have my grandma drive me and just talk to someone and get off

but when i banged my head on the window after getting in the car they said i was a danger to my grandma and she told them i would never hurt her or anyone but they arrested me

i was only there one night and though the judge hated me i got a community service program

but then while cleaning a church with really cute girls i had a bag of books- the only entertainment you can have during the long waiting and processing. one of the books was a book about oral sex

the girl kept asking to see it so finally i let her look at during lunch. we had finished our job and were all having a lot of fun. the dude who was leading that day came out and said to put it away so i did- i asked if we were in trouble he said no. ten minutes later the top lady of this organization is there and terminates us both and says we have to get reinstated by the judge


now the lady who fired me testified she wanted me back in and not only was i good worker but had finished my work that day and put the book away and that she wanted me back in the program

the judge hated me so much back from the argument with my mom that even though i had a good lawyer who said that jail wasnt possible, and he did a good job, the judge gave me 20 days in the oakland county jail

that was a horrible crazy but somehow wonderful experience.
i would never reccomend it and would die before i ate it again, but i had a journey there
not only did they move me all around the jail with so many different people who become friends (the gaurds are dick the other inmates are all nice) so i had many different exoeriences and stories to tell

but in the ending i am now grateful for being sent to jail for a cosmo fucking sex guide
why?

it changed me, they took me off all my meds, I had so much time to think and almost went crazy but i also thrived. also the worst food out here is a million times better than the best thing in jail. only commisarry food is alright, which i had some of,

mostly it made me realize that i was in a bad place- trying to fill a hole with overusing my medications like adderall and k-pins, and sex and drugs and i was going crazy destroying my room and awake for days. i lost what really matters to me.


after i got out of jail i've started being the best person i can be, and have been using my the medications i stayed on pretty much exactly right which is a miracle as i could go through a bottle of adderall and xanax in a day or two.

i am using my extra pain to better myself and help others
and also put in into my writing and the work i do
and use to think and reflect on what i need to change
or keep doing

sorry if i ever trolled shroomery i was in a bad place
and i love both the growery and shroomery and have been here a long time
and i'm gonna stay even if you fuckers don't love me :smug:

peace and love
Nick :smoking:

:volcano:
going to go vape some more really potent chemdawg
and this is due breaking a little tolerance break due to money

also i have met the love of my life
she is in portland now
not only did she send me four hundred in western union to help my court fees so i wouldnt got to jail again but she has a weed farm and is rich and she loves me for some reason and is pretty hot

she is paying for me to fly to portland for a week or few in january and then if i want i might go live with her or travel the world

it's pretty's nut and there's a lot more to say about that
but she is a great person


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OfflineBumble_Dick
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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife] * 3
    #800017 - 11/30/15 02:06 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

It sounds like jail was a pain in the ass.


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
    #800018 - 11/30/15 02:18 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Tl;dr


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OfflineKaptKid Happy Birthday
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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife]
    #800028 - 11/30/15 03:12 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Good for you, changes for the better is all ways great.





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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: KaptKid]
    #800030 - 11/30/15 03:22 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

i was in jail for a month and half all because i was carrying a little dagger because i was paranoid

jail sucks


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: dirtyneedle]
    #800034 - 11/30/15 03:43 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

That is a crazy story, I'm happy you chose to look at it positively!


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: sweetpea]
    #800050 - 11/30/15 06:56 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Didnt read.

Also, county aint shit. Spent a lot of time in and out during my early 20s.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: poor boy]
    #800056 - 11/30/15 08:56 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Benzos ; not even once


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: P-O]
    #800057 - 11/30/15 08:59 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

:rofl:

Truth


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: drawde]
    #800066 - 11/30/15 09:42 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

These speed (adderal) and benzo stories keep getting better and better.



I think the fucking his cousin story was the best.  But assulting his own mother is a good tale too...


Ive said it a dozen times....


"Classic fractal!"


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: P-O]
    #800070 - 11/30/15 09:45 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Dude it was his grandma he assaulted


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
    #800072 - 11/30/15 09:54 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Fractal is the new picklez


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: RasJeph] * 2
    #800073 - 11/30/15 09:55 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Dunno he may be in a class of his own now


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife] * 4
    #800078 - 11/30/15 10:18 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

LOL you walk around with books about oral sex.


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: P-O]
    #800080 - 11/30/15 10:22 PM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Did he use a hammer like Ben carson did?


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife]
    #800114 - 12/01/15 07:38 AM (1 year, 3 days ago)

Are you Lightning Fractal from Shroomery?


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: FRACTALife]
    #800153 - 12/01/15 02:52 PM (1 year, 2 days ago)

"sorry i trolled shroomery"

:facepalm:


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: RasJeph]
    #800171 - 12/01/15 07:28 PM (1 year, 2 days ago)

Quote:

RasJeph said:
Fractal is the new picklez





You actually believe any of that tripe?


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: Slim]
    #800172 - 12/01/15 07:37 PM (1 year, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Slim said:
Are you Lightning Fractal from Shroomery?





Na hes that number user name


0830736263 or some shit... not sure exactly.  Havent been on that site in months


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Re: Well I'm back and jail sucked [Re: P-O]
    #800178 - 12/01/15 08:10 PM (1 year, 2 days ago)

Fractal what the fuck is going on with you, I hope it'll push you into getting your shit together man...


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Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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