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    #725645 - 04/12/14 10:52 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Made some jerky overnight for the first time. Came out pretty good imo. Just need to go back and remove all the fat as I forgot to when I started.
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Re: Jerky [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #725660 - 04/12/14 02:13 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Cool, what kind of meat did you use? I think ostrich makes the best jerky :drooling:


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Re: Jerky [Re: iStoner]
    #725664 - 04/12/14 03:27 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Just beef.

I used the carne asada meat as it is a pretty thin cut.


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Re: Jerky [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #725668 - 04/12/14 03:52 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I've made jerky a few times. Let me look em up.


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Re: Jerky [Re: poor boy] * 1
    #725671 - 04/12/14 04:06 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/docs-best-beef-jerky/

this is the first one i tried. it was... okay. it was missing a cayann(sp?) pepper/ cumin mix. just wasnt hot at all. too sweet for me...

http://www.food.com/recipe/homemade-beef-jerky-42272

this one was good as far as the spice, but it was missing something. the meat came out a bit tough too.


http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/11/20/how-to-make-the-best-beef-jerky-in-the-world/

this one was good, but i carried a few things from the others into this one.


brisket
soy sauce
teriyaki sauce
liquid smoke
Worcestershire sauce
dark corn syrup
onion powder
garlic powder
meat tenderizer
crushed red pepper flakes
sesame seeds
cajun seasoning
franks red hot sauce
black pepper
cumin
6 oz of beer (budweiser)
brown sugar

i tossed the sliced brisket in the marinade at 8pm then threw the covered bowl into the fridge. by 8 tomorrow i will move on to drying out the meat.

this was one i came up with myself. it was damn good!

notes from the above recipe...

the jerky came out damn good. its still not as good as i would like to have it. maybe a little less soy sauce and some diff spices. more cayenn pepper, some chili pepper, leave out the franks red hot sauce... either way, its good. still 10x better than store bought and theres enough for 2 large freezer bags.


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Re: Jerky [Re: poor boy]
    #725672 - 04/12/14 04:07 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

all that was copy pasted from another thread i had so its a bit messy, but you get the idea.


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Re: Jerky [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #725679 - 04/12/14 06:23 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Nice, I have never tried to make jerky but it looks like it would be fun

Stoner- really? I used to work on an ostrich farm and had ostrich products all the time and could never get into it. Not the meat and not the eggs either


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Re: Jerky [Re: Picklez]
    #725681 - 04/12/14 06:26 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, but then again i was raised eating a lot of deer, and ostrich. Since my
uncle owned an ostrich farm. That is until someone came in, and slaughtered
most of them, stole a few, and stole all of the eggs.

I haven't had any in a few years though.


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Re: Jerky [Re: iStoner]
    #725682 - 04/12/14 06:36 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

my dad use to raise emus... :lolsy: i was maybe 10 or 11 when they tried. at one point they had a close to 5 babies in our house running around in a big ass fridge box.

the meat was okay... nothing special. i did, however, have one big ass fucking emu egg omelet one morning. shit was fucking HUGE!


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Re: Jerky [Re: poor boy]
    #725684 - 04/12/14 06:43 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

This thread is making me fucking hungry


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Re: Jerky [Re: iStoner]
    #725685 - 04/12/14 06:50 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah the ostrich farm I worked on was the largest in the US, probably 150 birds


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Re: Jerky [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #725710 - 04/13/14 09:11 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

yeah man if you don't eat it quick its going to go rancid

I myself am a pretty accomplished jerky maker

if you want a strip style of jerky get a roast or a London broil type of chunk of meat and slice it real thin AGAINST the grain

its a lot cheaper that way and you can make it how you want

I also like doing the jerky shooter thing with ground beef 96/4

there aint nothing in a store that's got shit on it

shits the bomb

im going to the grocery store now and get me some meat and make a run cause you got me thinking bout it haha


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Re: Jerky [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #725716 - 04/13/14 12:20 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Wilson said:
yeah man if you don't eat it quick its going to go rancid

if you want a strip style of jerky get a roast or a London broil type of chunk of meat and slice it real thin AGAINST the grain

its a lot cheaper that way and you can make it how you want





All true. Thats some real thick jerky. Always slice like this guy said if you want it to last.
I used to make about 5-10 pounds of jerky a month when I was a preteen.


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Re: Jerky [Re: drawde]
    #725724 - 04/13/14 01:46 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

You guys are making me want to try my hand at some jerky makin


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Re: Jerky [Re: Picklez]
    #725727 - 04/13/14 01:53 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

just got back from fuckin wallyworld (I hate that fuckin place) and they were out of my favorite seasoning

seems its seasonal with deer season


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Re: Jerky [Re: Picklez]
    #725736 - 04/13/14 02:46 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Picklez said:
You guys are making me want to try my hand at some jerky makin




It's extremely easy if you have a dehydrator.
I used to make all my own marinades and shit.
Don't eat meat anymore. I wanna try making some meatless jerky.


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Re: Jerky [Re: drawde]
    #725738 - 04/13/14 02:50 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

dehydrated apples are the shit

a little cinnamon and sugar

ohh yeah:thumbup:


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Re: Jerky [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #725741 - 04/13/14 02:58 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I too hate walmart...

I want to come up with a recipe and make enough to last me all summer.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Jerky [Re: poor boy]
    #725755 - 04/13/14 04:06 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

yeah but the sad truth is its hard for a man to find anything anywhere else

I think they intended it that way


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Re: Jerky [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #725760 - 04/13/14 06:02 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

i know it... i try as hard as i can to not shop there. i first start online and then target. my last resort is always walmart. i dont shop there as much, but i still find myself handing them money. i :facepalm: every time...


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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