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OfflinePsilocybinMike
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #134869 - 10/20/08 10:34 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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blunt master said:
whizzinator




:yesnod:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: PsilocybinMike]
    #134870 - 10/20/08 10:36 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

http://www.whizzinator.com/

prosthetic penis ftw :thumbup:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #134875 - 10/20/08 10:51 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss.  No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days.  Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: highasfuck]
    #135109 - 10/21/08 12:46 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.




yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135125 - 10/21/08 02:04 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

think taking centrum and pottasium pills will help at all?

i been drinking vinegar water alot


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135126 - 10/21/08 02:07 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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coda said:
your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss.  No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days.  Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.




i can def. dilute my piss if I wanted (3 dilutes=fail)but if I go buy this drink and drink it it isnt possible for THC to show again a few days after I drink it, right?


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135145 - 10/21/08 02:34 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: wowitch420]
    #135150 - 10/21/08 03:10 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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wowitch420 said:
you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.




id say thats your best bet

or

the whizzinator!!!!


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #135187 - 10/21/08 05:53 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

lots of water and tea along with vitamins and creatine like wowitch said, it works for the test my probation officer gives me


Edited by Big_tiggy (10/21/08 05:54 PM)


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135195 - 10/21/08 06:36 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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lukeduke711 said:
Quote:

highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.




yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass




it's called a fake dick. have you even heard of the whizzinator before?

honestly i hope you fail your test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135203 - 10/21/08 06:57 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

also unless this is a job for the fbi or something if you say you can't go when your being watched they'll likely turn their backs.

my friend got me to piss in condoms when I was drug free and he wasn't for his marine corps piss tests

whizinator is a good idea though


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135204 - 10/21/08 07:00 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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honestly i hope you fail your test.




:hehehe:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: ltd]
    #135213 - 10/21/08 07:24 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

just drink like a capful of windex thats what my friend jarod did to get his job


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
    #135239 - 10/21/08 08:26 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

what, did he get his job as town moron?  Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135245 - 10/21/08 08:55 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

ive heard of people drinking diluted bleach LOL and they claimed they passed ... I'd certainly hope to pass after drinking bleach :frown:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135785 - 10/22/08 09:10 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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coda said:
what, did he get his job as town moron?  Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.




he works at some car dealership now LOL i dunno how it worked but hes says it does!


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
    #135789 - 10/22/08 09:12 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

tell him to start looking for another job (you will know what i'm talking about if you keep up with the news)


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135799 - 10/22/08 09:15 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

he details cars why would he need a new job?


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