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    #134764 - 10/20/08 05:25 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134766 - 10/20/08 05:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Whats the best way to guarrentee me a pass???!!  This is my job...HELP!





Don't smoke, it's fail-proof.

or

or do your own research this question has been answered so many times.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134767 - 10/20/08 05:33 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

whizzinator


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #134770 - 10/20/08 05:36 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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blunt master said:
whizzinator



im looking for a more safe way, aint tryna get caught


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134773 - 10/20/08 05:42 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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lukeduke711 said:
Quote:

blunt master said:
whizzinator



im looking for a more safe way, aint tryna get caught




that is the best option you have if it's a piss test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #134775 - 10/20/08 05:45 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

sauna and running and drinking shit load of water and cran berry juice on top of that get the drink


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: JonnyBegood]
    #134776 - 10/20/08 05:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

those drinks dont work, fake piss or fail the test


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134779 - 10/20/08 06:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

eat about 20 cranberry pills a day, for 2-3 days.    worked for a couple of my friends :shrug:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #134782 - 10/20/08 06:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

or just pay off the person testing you :wink:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #134783 - 10/20/08 06:04 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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NobodyImportant said:
or just pay off the person testing you :wink:




lmao best idea yet


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134784 - 10/20/08 06:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

u guys agree i should get real high right now?


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134786 - 10/20/08 06:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i think that last statement you made about getting high made you a dumbass.

:kingtard:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: Calibrate]
    #134787 - 10/20/08 06:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i think he was already was  :flowstone:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134809 - 10/20/08 08:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yer fucked. :tongue:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #134844 - 10/20/08 09:42 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

If you quit right now it'll take at least 5 days to reach an undetectable level on a standard urine screen depending on your weight and metabolism.

My best advice is to saturate yourself with water the day of the test and take a B12 pill to tint your urine yellow so that they don't suspect it of being diluted.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: JollyGreenJRayV]
    #134846 - 10/20/08 09:44 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

+ creatine supplement


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #134851 - 10/20/08 09:50 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

+ vitamins and fish oil :P

always makes my pee fluoro :laugh:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #134852 - 10/20/08 09:50 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

+ use fake piss idiot.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: highasfuck]
    #134866 - 10/20/08 10:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

whizzinator


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: JollyGreenJRayV]
    #134867 - 10/20/08 10:33 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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JollyGreenJRayV said:
If you quit right now it'll take at least 5 days to reach an undetectable level on a standard urine screen depending on your weight and metabolism.

My best advice is to saturate yourself with water the day of the test and take a B12 pill to tint your urine yellow so that they don't suspect it of being diluted.



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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #134869 - 10/20/08 10:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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whizzinator




:yesnod:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: PsilocybinMike]
    #134870 - 10/20/08 10:36 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.whizzinator.com/

prosthetic penis ftw :thumbup:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #134875 - 10/20/08 10:51 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss.  No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days.  Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: highasfuck]
    #135109 - 10/21/08 12:46 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.




yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135125 - 10/21/08 02:04 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

think taking centrum and pottasium pills will help at all?

i been drinking vinegar water alot


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135126 - 10/21/08 02:07 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss.  No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days.  Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.




i can def. dilute my piss if I wanted (3 dilutes=fail)but if I go buy this drink and drink it it isnt possible for THC to show again a few days after I drink it, right?


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135145 - 10/21/08 02:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: wowitch420]
    #135150 - 10/21/08 03:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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wowitch420 said:
you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.




id say thats your best bet

or

the whizzinator!!!!


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
    #135187 - 10/21/08 05:53 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

lots of water and tea along with vitamins and creatine like wowitch said, it works for the test my probation officer gives me


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
    #135195 - 10/21/08 06:36 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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lukeduke711 said:
Quote:

highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.




yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass




it's called a fake dick. have you even heard of the whizzinator before?

honestly i hope you fail your test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135203 - 10/21/08 06:57 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

also unless this is a job for the fbi or something if you say you can't go when your being watched they'll likely turn their backs.

my friend got me to piss in condoms when I was drug free and he wasn't for his marine corps piss tests

whizinator is a good idea though


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135204 - 10/21/08 07:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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honestly i hope you fail your test.




:hehehe:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: ltd]
    #135213 - 10/21/08 07:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

just drink like a capful of windex thats what my friend jarod did to get his job


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
    #135239 - 10/21/08 08:26 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

what, did he get his job as town moron?  Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135245 - 10/21/08 08:55 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

ive heard of people drinking diluted bleach LOL and they claimed they passed ... I'd certainly hope to pass after drinking bleach :frown:


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
    #135785 - 10/22/08 09:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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coda said:
what, did he get his job as town moron?  Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.




he works at some car dealership now LOL i dunno how it worked but hes says it does!


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
    #135789 - 10/22/08 09:12 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

tell him to start looking for another job (you will know what i'm talking about if you keep up with the news)


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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
    #135799 - 10/22/08 09:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

he details cars why would he need a new job?


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