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Its official... I'm retarded...
    #728895 - 05/02/14 09:30 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

So I took the car in this morning for an oil change and when I pulled up the guy says, "pull the car up, toss the keys on the seat, and wait in the waiting room."

I did all... So I thought...

About 10 min later the tech comes in and says, "sir, could you come out here for a second? You seem to have locked your keys in the car..."

:facepalm:

It took about 10 min, but I was able to pop the lock...

:lol:


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: poor boy]
    #728896 - 05/02/14 09:56 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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poor boy said:
So I took the car in this morning for an oil change




You dont know how to change your own oil?

:haha:


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #728897 - 05/02/14 10:01 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I do, but its 35.00 for everything including topping off all the other fluids.

It would cost me 25.00 just for the oil and filter. I do everything else myself...

Tune ups, brakes, head gaskets, tranny flush, radiator flush...

Shit, I use to work at jiffy lube in my teens.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #728901 - 05/02/14 10:16 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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poor boy said:
So I took the car in this morning for an oil change




You dont know how to change your own oil?

:haha:




some people dont have garages, and landlords definitely wont let people change oil in the parking lot. thats my situation anyway.



plus im lazy as fuck and id rather pay honda $25 to do it while i smoke a joint outside.


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: CrushNazT]
    #728902 - 05/02/14 10:27 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I live in apts... I have worked on cars quite a few times, but I think they would say something about oil. Not only could it leave oily shit of a mess, but I'm also sure they know you won't dispose of it properly. They would be fined by the city if the garbage truck guy were to complain or make a comment.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: poor boy]
    #729000 - 05/02/14 03:40 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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poor boy said:

Shit, I use to work at jiffy lube in my teens.





fuck jiffy lube


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: iStoner]
    #729005 - 05/02/14 04:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah... Shady ass company...


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: poor boy]
    #729026 - 05/02/14 05:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
So I took the car in this morning for an oil change and when I pulled up the guy says, "pull the car up, toss the keys on the seat, and wait in the waiting room."

I did all... So I thought...

About 10 min later the tech comes in and says, "sir, could you come out here for a second? You seem to have locked your keys in the car..."

:facepalm:

It took about 10 min, but I was able to pop the lock...

:lol:





ohhh poor boy :grin:


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Re: Its official... I'm retarded... [Re: P-O]
    #729035 - 05/02/14 07:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

heh...


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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