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OfflineRasJeph
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Sriracha Vodka
    #712437 - 02/07/14 08:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I saw this online and thought it was a photoshop...I just grabbed myself a bottle for $15 at the liquor store. It smells just like sriracha (er, the red cock-sauce kind that is most popular anyway) so I had my hopes leap a bit. UV tends to be disgusting, sticky, syrupy, sugary crap...stuff the girls bring over because they know it'll be here when they come back...we usually won't touch it unless we're completely tapped, or get in the spirit to do a shot that isn't some rancid tequila. It pours clear, despite its red appearance (colored bottle). I worked up the courage to try a bit at 10:30 AM (this was difficult, as I skipped breakfast). I can't believe how spot on it is. It tastes like everything you'd hope this stuff would. It is lacking a touch on the spiciness, but all the flavors (even the more subtle ones) of the sauce we know and love are included.

I'm not sure exactly what practical applications this has outside of your traditional Bloody Mary, but its not that bad to just drink a shot of. Its slightly low proof for vodka (60 compared to your average 80) so it isn't overwhelmingly alcoholic either. Its extremely smooth, and is almost completely masked by your expectations of a spicy burn. I'm willing to bet a Bloody Mary made with this shit is going to be tops...and you can definitely step up the booze a bit with this as a mixer since its low proof and high flavor. I'm excited to try this out properly tomorrow!



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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712459 - 02/07/14 09:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

at 10:30... damn kid.

so is it good? i wouldnt pay 15.00 for it. id wait till someone else bought it and after trying it and i liked it, i would buy some up.


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
    #712468 - 02/07/14 09:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Take a chance you punish, that kind of attitude will get you no
Where


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712472 - 02/07/14 09:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

punish?


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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
    #712476 - 02/07/14 10:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Pussy, fucking auto correct:facepalm:


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: UltimateDevotion] * 1
    #712477 - 02/07/14 10:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

youre trying to spell pussy, but your brain automatically thought, "i want PB to punish my pussy" and in short wrote punish. fag... no worries though. i have that effect on everyone, guy or girl. i only punish women vagina though. sorry...


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
    #712479 - 02/07/14 11:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, you hit the nail on the head with that one, :loldongs:


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712484 - 02/07/14 11:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712498 - 02/07/14 12:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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If I could still consume alcohol, I'd give this a try.


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy] * 1
    #712504 - 02/07/14 12:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: niteowl]
    #712509 - 02/07/14 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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RasJeph said:
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If I could still consume alcohol, I'd give this a try.



Why would you want to drink "poison"?

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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712512 - 02/07/14 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?




feelin left out, buddy? come sit on daddys lap. ill make you feel all better.

back on track... 10am!?


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
    #712522 - 02/07/14 01:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eh, I just filled the cap and drank that to taste it. My rule is generally "don't start before noon". But I only really drink on Saturday now. Except on the odd days when a buddy stops over after (or before...) work with some beers. But generally only 4-5 times a month now. Used to be pretty bad, but now I'm trying to not look like a fuck head infront of a girl I like haha.


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712524 - 02/07/14 01:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

there you go. if anything, invite her over tonight and bust out that bottle. tell her you wanna try something Poor Boy showed you. when she asks what, tell her to turn around and :goatse: then you get in it like a mad man!


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712573 - 02/07/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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RasJeph said:
Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?




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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: drawde]
    #712590 - 02/07/14 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:woah:


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712600 - 02/07/14 03:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

haha that shit sounds gross


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: iStoner]
    #712618 - 02/07/14 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:highfive:


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
    #712821 - 02/08/14 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That would be great to wash down your meats with.


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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: FRACTALife]
    #712837 - 02/08/14 06:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'd hate to puke that shit up.  :eek:

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