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 RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
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 Sriracha Vodka 
#712437 - 02/07/14 08:53 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw this online and thought it was a photoshop...I just grabbed myself a bottle for $15 at the liquor store. It smells just like sriracha (er, the red cock-sauce kind that is most popular anyway) so I had my hopes leap a bit. UV tends to be disgusting, sticky, syrupy, sugary crap...stuff the girls bring over because they know it'll be here when they come back...we usually won't touch it unless we're completely tapped, or get in the spirit to do a shot that isn't some rancid tequila. It pours clear, despite its red appearance (colored bottle). I worked up the courage to try a bit at 10:30 AM (this was difficult, as I skipped breakfast). I can't believe how spot on it is. It tastes like everything you'd hope this stuff would. It is lacking a touch on the spiciness, but all the flavors (even the more subtle ones) of the sauce we know and love are included.
I'm not sure exactly what practical applications this has outside of your traditional Bloody Mary, but its not that bad to just drink a shot of. Its slightly low proof for vodka (60 compared to your average 80) so it isn't overwhelmingly alcoholic either. Its extremely smooth, and is almost completely masked by your expectations of a spicy burn. I'm willing to bet a Bloody Mary made with this shit is going to be tops...and you can definitely step up the booze a bit with this as a mixer since its low proof and high flavor. I'm excited to try this out properly tomorrow!
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 poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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 Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712459 - 02/07/14 09:21 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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at 10:30... damn kid.
so is it good? i wouldnt pay 15.00 for it. id wait till someone else bought it and after trying it and i liked it, i would buy some up.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
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Posts: 5,942
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
#712468 - 02/07/14 09:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Take a chance you punish, that kind of attitude will get you no
Where
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poor boy
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Registered: 06/07/13
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punish?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
#712476 - 02/07/14 10:25 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pussy, fucking auto correct
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
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poor boy
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Registered: 06/07/13
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youre trying to spell pussy, but your brain automatically thought, "i want PB to punish my pussy" and in short wrote punish. fag... no worries though. i have that effect on everyone, guy or girl. i only punish women vagina though. sorry...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
#712479 - 02/07/14 11:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, you hit the nail on the head with that one, 
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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poor boy
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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niteowl
GrandPaw
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,793
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712498 - 02/07/14 12:05 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
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If I could still consume alcohol, I'd give this a try.
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The Ego is a pathological conditionlike a calcareous tumor or cystthat begins growing in the personalityin the absence of hallucinogenic substances-Terence McKenna-
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy] 1
#712504 - 02/07/14 12:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,718
Loc: █████
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: niteowl]
#712509 - 02/07/14 12:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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niteowl said:
RasJeph said:
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If I could still consume alcohol, I'd give this a try.
Why would you want to drink "poison"?
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poor boy
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712512 - 02/07/14 12:48 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?
feelin left out, buddy? come sit on daddys lap. ill make you feel all better.
back on track... 10am!?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: poor boy]
#712522 - 02/07/14 01:04 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eh, I just filled the cap and drank that to taste it. My rule is generally "don't start before noon". But I only really drink on Saturday now. Except on the odd days when a buddy stops over after (or before...) work with some beers. But generally only 4-5 times a month now. Used to be pretty bad, but now I'm trying to not look like a fuck head infront of a girl I like haha.
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poor boy
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712524 - 02/07/14 01:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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there you go. if anything, invite her over tonight and bust out that bottle. tell her you wanna try something Poor Boy showed you. when she asks what, tell her to turn around and  then you get in it like a mad man!
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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drawde
Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 5,268
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712573 - 02/07/14 02:13 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
Will you guys keep your homosexuality in one thread in the fucking dome?
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: drawde]
#712590 - 02/07/14 03:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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haha that shit sounds gross
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: iStoner]
#712618 - 02/07/14 04:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712821 - 02/08/14 01:53 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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That would be great to wash down your meats with.
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
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Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: FRACTALife]
#712837 - 02/08/14 06:50 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd hate to puke that shit up. 
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
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Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Bumble_Dick said:
I'd hate to puke that shit up.
Yeah, fuck that'd be unpleasant!
I had a bottle of stoli vodka with 5-6 halved ghost peppers (yes real ghost peppers) in the bottom. Doing a shot of it made your eyes burn and your face hurt and literally got you a little bit high from the rush of drinking liquid fucking fire.
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closed veil
'nother 'merican zombie
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 Re: Sriracha Vodka [Re: RasJeph]
#712975 - 02/08/14 11:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i have a sriracha t-shit.
i like to drink vodka.
i'm post whoring.
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