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OfflineTrippin509
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Most ridiculous party quotes thread.
    #581804 - 08/28/11 11:57 PM (6 years, 27 days ago)

I think we need a thread to post some of the funniest shit you here with your friends smokin,trippin,patyin, or whateverr


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OfflineNobodyImportant
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Trippin509]
    #581806 - 08/29/11 12:15 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

"sometimes ya get hit in the face with bottles, sometimes ya dont"

will post moar as the memories start rolling in, could be tonight, could be never, but I know theres some quality quotes floating around my head


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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #581810 - 08/29/11 12:23 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

"IM SO RELAXED RIGHT NOW!!!!"


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OfflineDungenessDank
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: nannybooboo]
    #581814 - 08/29/11 12:56 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

:lol:


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OfflineSpenner
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: DungenessDank]
    #581815 - 08/29/11 01:06 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

Usually when I'm really high I have a great idea for a joke but it takes like 10 minutes to formulate it.

"So a giraffe walks into a bar... thats the joke because a fucking giraffe just walked into a bar holy shit dude"

My friends told me about this a day or two later, I was laying in a tent half passed out moaning, and they asked how I feel, and I replied with "I feel like a cat"

Also we were watching a movie, a dog was riding on a skateboard, my friend was trying to say the dog reminds him of Godzilla, but he said "It's like we're godzilla... only it's the dog"


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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Spenner]
    #581830 - 08/29/11 01:59 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

Two coloreds walk into a bar and the bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT


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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Tangerines]
    #581843 - 08/29/11 02:36 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

"See man... This is fuckin science ... i'm a goddamn scientist man!!!!"

Me, while doing crazy carpet, drunk, and totally baked


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Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
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J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #581863 - 08/29/11 07:56 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

NobodyImportant said:
"sometimes ya get hit in the face with bottles, sometimes ya dont"




OMG. I can't believe you posted that. That is like something we apply to everything after something crazy happens. "Sometimes (insert thing that happened) happens, sometimes it doesn't". Weird lol.

The one I get the most shit for was when I called someone about their newspaper ad for a puppy for adoption. We were super baked and nobody else would call. We planned what I would say for like 10 minutes, and then when I finally called I said "Hi, can I talk to the dog?".

Fuck :lol:


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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: RasJeph]
    #581866 - 08/29/11 08:01 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

"Haha hey man we found this gram baggie with some white powder in it"
"So you guys know what it is?"
"Nope, found it on the side of the road"
"Fuck it, I'll snort some"

Then he did, off a knife, and lived.


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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: T-Rex]
    #581872 - 08/29/11 09:09 AM (6 years, 27 days ago)

:lol:


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