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 Trippin509
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Registered: 08/21/11
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 Most ridiculous party quotes thread. 
#581804 - 08/28/11 09:57 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think we need a thread to post some of the funniest shit you here with your friends smokin,trippin,patyin, or whateverr
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NobodyImportant
Science Is Subculture
 
Registered: 05/03/08
Posts: 4,981
Loc: Jawjuh.
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 Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Trippin509]
#581806 - 08/28/11 10:15 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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"sometimes ya get hit in the face with bottles, sometimes ya dont"
will post moar as the memories start rolling in, could be tonight, could be never, but I know theres some quality quotes floating around my head
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 nannybooboo
Registered: 04/23/11
Posts: 3,089
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: NobodyImportant]
#581810 - 08/28/11 10:23 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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"IM SO RELAXED RIGHT NOW!!!!"
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 13 years, 11 days
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: nannybooboo]
#581814 - 08/28/11 10:56 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Spenner
The Spenner
Registered: 08/22/11
Posts: 610
Loc: Canada 
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: DungenessDank]
#581815 - 08/28/11 11:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Usually when I'm really high I have a great idea for a joke but it takes like 10 minutes to formulate it.
"So a giraffe walks into a bar... thats the joke because a fucking giraffe just walked into a bar holy shit dude"
My friends told me about this a day or two later, I was laying in a tent half passed out moaning, and they asked how I feel, and I replied with "I feel like a cat"
Also we were watching a movie, a dog was riding on a skateboard, my friend was trying to say the dog reminds him of Godzilla, but he said "It's like we're godzilla... only it's the dog"
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Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Spenner]
#581830 - 08/28/11 11:59 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Two coloreds walk into a bar and the bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT
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Manitou
Indépendantiste
Registered: 05/03/11
Posts: 7,212
Loc: Québecédelic
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: Tangerines]
#581843 - 08/29/11 12:36 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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"See man... This is fuckin science ... i'm a goddamn scientist man!!!!"
Me, while doing crazy carpet, drunk, and totally baked
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: NobodyImportant]
#581863 - 08/29/11 05:56 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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NobodyImportant said:
"sometimes ya get hit in the face with bottles, sometimes ya dont"
OMG. I can't believe you posted that. That is like something we apply to everything after something crazy happens. "Sometimes (insert thing that happened) happens, sometimes it doesn't". Weird lol.
The one I get the most shit for was when I called someone about their newspaper ad for a puppy for adoption. We were super baked and nobody else would call. We planned what I would say for like 10 minutes, and then when I finally called I said "Hi, can I talk to the dog?".
Fuck 
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: RasJeph]
#581866 - 08/29/11 06:01 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Haha hey man we found this gram baggie with some white powder in it"
"So you guys know what it is?"
"Nope, found it on the side of the road"
"Fuck it, I'll snort some"
Then he did, off a knife, and lived.
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
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Re: Most ridiculous party quotes thread. [Re: T-Rex]
#581872 - 08/29/11 07:09 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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