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Usually when I'm really high I have a great idea for a joke but it takes like 10 minutes to formulate it.
"So a giraffe walks into a bar... thats the joke because a fucking giraffe just walked into a bar holy shit dude"
My friends told me about this a day or two later, I was laying in a tent half passed out moaning, and they asked how I feel, and I replied with "I feel like a cat"
Also we were watching a movie, a dog was riding on a skateboard, my friend was trying to say the dog reminds him of Godzilla, but he said "It's like we're godzilla... only it's the dog"
"See man... This is fuckin science ... i'm a goddamn scientist man!!!!"
Me, while doing crazy carpet, drunk, and totally baked
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom Harmonium - Pour un instant --------------------------------------------
Quote: NobodyImportant said: "sometimes ya get hit in the face with bottles, sometimes ya dont"
OMG. I can't believe you posted that. That is like something we apply to everything after something crazy happens. "Sometimes (insert thing that happened) happens, sometimes it doesn't". Weird lol.
The one I get the most shit for was when I called someone about their newspaper ad for a puppy for adoption. We were super baked and nobody else would call. We planned what I would say for like 10 minutes, and then when I finally called I said "Hi, can I talk to the dog?".
Fuck
-------------------- Of course it's happening inside your head. Why should that mean it isn't real?
"Haha hey man we found this gram baggie with some white powder in it" "So you guys know what it is?" "Nope, found it on the side of the road" "Fuck it, I'll snort some"