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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #420873 - 05/20/10 03:26 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

Nice paraphrasing there elcharrosays!

If I were a stand-up comedian, you would be my editor...for sure.

And "Quoted forever"...oh man. That kinda makes think "Hmmm...was that a good idea?". If I came back here 50+ years from now, wow...that would blow my mind I think.

But I still stand by it: Female dolphins can be pretty sexy.

Did you know that Dolphins can recognize themselves in a mirror?

- Scientists have done some experiments with recently-captured wild (untrained) dolphins. They would put a marking on the dolphins head, then let it look at itself in a mirror, then watch the behavior. The dolphins would do these horizontal spins in front of a vertically-hung mirror, and whip itself to look at its marking on its head. How cool its that? It knows its on its head, and knows how to move in the mirror to see it (visual self-awareness). Pretty incredible stuff...

So that means, if I were to bone a female dolphin in front of a mirror, with her looking at herself, she would reconcile that she's being boned by a tall, whitish, slightly-hairy creature with an oddly-small penis....."Eee! Eee! Clik! Clik!"

That would be an interesting night for the both of us. But since that's probably illegal to poke a slippery dolphin, I may have to wait till next year.....

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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #420876 - 05/20/10 03:50 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

You're so fucking weird man.


But yeah, dolphins, they're pretty awesome.

http://ec.europa.eu/research/headlines/news/article_09_01_29_en.html

we're one step closer to actually communicating with them.


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #420879 - 05/20/10 04:05 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

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You're so fucking weird man.




Yeah, I'll admit, I am pretty weird.

It a combination of extensive loneliness in the social world + my persistent virginity + the deindividualization of the Internet message boards thru physical anonymity + My Hawaii friends over-the-top sense of humor + the sadness/anger of being arrested and having my plant taken from me by the cops + the sexiness of bottle-nose dolphins, all combined into one...

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http://ec.europa.eu/research/headlines/news/article_09_01_29_en.html

we're one step closer to actually communicating with them.




Dude, that's awesome! I had no idea that scientists were doing that! They are trying to decode the auditory clicks and sounds of dolphinese?! That's sooo cool!

Actually, I would rather talk with a dolphin (once the dolphin sounds are decoded) then have sex with one. Talking with it would be so much more involved and mentally-stimulating.

And if we clicked, we could hit it off underwater with a little aquatic bump-n-grind....that would quite the date! Someday....:strokebeard:

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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #421291 - 05/20/10 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)



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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: BCBudMaster]
    #421292 - 05/20/10 10:50 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #421454 - 05/21/10 01:20 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

It's all about 420chan breh.


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #421464 - 05/21/10 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

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I bet he's patted on its head because its doing a good job! "That's a good girl! Yeaah!"

I bet that dolphin-humping would feel pretty good, if it was a lady dolphin of course.....I bet their skin is soooo smooth and soft. Like slippery velvet!

If it was humping me, I would likely be hesitate to let it stop, unless I thought it was trying to rape me.

Other than that, I'd let her finish....it would be wrong not to. :shrug:

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quoted for forever


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I bet that dolphin-humping would feel pretty good.....I bet their skin is soooo smooth and soft. Like slippery velvet!

If it was humping me, I would likely hesitate to let it stop, unless I thought it was trying to rape me.

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paraphrased for fucking hilarity




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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #422957 - 05/24/10 01:09 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #422958 - 05/24/10 01:13 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)

holy fucking shit


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #422982 - 05/24/10 03:28 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)

God Damn! That is gruesome! :eek:

The mouse must have really pissed off that Portuguese Snapping Turtle.

I did not know mice could do that....in half, and still going. DamN!

Deeply Disturbing. :omgz:
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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #423028 - 05/24/10 10:11 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)

Turtles are the fucking shit bro. My uncle has one and it loves to kill things.


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #423148 - 05/24/10 03:42 PM (12 years, 7 days ago)

The bait shop that I used to frequent all the time before I moved had an Alligator Snapper as a pet, they just kept it in a kiddie pool.  Shit looks prehistoric.

Turtles are the only animal I have actively hunted :lol:

I used to canoe around by myself in the boundary waters with a wrist-rocket and an artillery of ball bearings.  Fuckers kept eating our catch right off the stringers, I got mine...


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #423163 - 05/24/10 04:04 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Fucking seals around here will eat your fish right off the hook. They wait for fishermen to catch them and make them easy targets.


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #423660 - 05/25/10 11:28 AM (12 years, 6 days ago)



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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Apollo2k]
    #423661 - 05/25/10 11:29 AM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Ahahaha!! thats the most insane shit...:eek:


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #423691 - 05/25/10 12:25 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

No...

That can't be

not possible WTF


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #423701 - 05/25/10 12:52 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

that's insane. I just can't imagine that being the easiest way to go about reaching that next handhold though, why not just step up to that part facing forward? :lol:


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #423708 - 05/25/10 01:10 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Exactly.  It's just some crazy monkey madness...  S/he must have super strong fingertips!


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #423762 - 05/25/10 03:32 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Oh its possible.
I've seen people do shit like that on faux walls before.


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Re: The Super Awesome Gif Thread [Re: Tripp420]
    #423770 - 05/25/10 04:02 PM (12 years, 5 days ago)

And I've seen parkour videos of stuff similar to this.


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