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Jury Duty...
    #674320 - 06/12/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

So I got a Jury duty summons a few days ago and was on stand by until today. Now I have to waste my morning doing that. Hopefully they don;t pick me.

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #674322 - 06/12/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674323 - 06/12/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

you have to do it?  you dont get a choice?

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674329 - 06/13/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Deadkndys420 said:
Hopefully they don;t pick me.




They probably won't :thumbup:

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: CandyGirl] * 1
    #674332 - 06/13/13 07:49 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

When they ask if you want to serve on the jury a good response would be "not really but my Nazi overlord said it would be good for me so here I am". A phony tattoo of a swastika on your neck would help things out.


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: P-O]
    #674333 - 06/13/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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PositiveOutlook said:
you have to do it?  you dont get a choice?



Yeah we don't have a choice.

If I ignore it long enough I will get fined at still have to serve.



But I called them today to postpone it until next month.

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #674338 - 06/13/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: PoloDown]
    #674339 - 06/13/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

or try this


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674367 - 06/13/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Never had to do it before. Do they pay you?

Everyone just tells me to pretend to be racist if they call, but fuck, I'll take $30 to get high and sit in a court room.


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: RasJeph] * 1
    #674370 - 06/13/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah i heard you get paid and thats why people will sit on the edge of their seat waiting to volunteer for jury duty cause they need the money

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: PoloDown]
    #674378 - 06/13/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

They pay you but only for gas i think.

Also I herd playing the racist card won't work.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/want-to-get-out-of-jury-duty-by-pretending-to-be-racist-it-might-get-you-indefinite-jury-duty/

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674393 - 06/13/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Just say u hate blacks. Usually gets ya off.


edit.  Or perhaps protest you certainty of the person being guilty .


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

Edited by THEBats (06/13/13 03:23 PM)

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: THEBats] * 2
    #674394 - 06/13/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Actually the best way isn't to come out and say your a racist but to come off like one without meaning to. "I have nothing against black people. I even shop on their side of town sometimes" "I hate the n-word, esp the one that lives in the house down the street". "Of course I like Mexicans. There are even a few Taco Bell wrappers in my car if you wanna go look to prove it." "Saying I hate Mexicans is bullshit. There are 4 of them raking my grass as we speak." "Asians bad drivers, I don't believe it. I saw one yesterday without a single dent in his car"


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Magash] * 1
    #674399 - 06/13/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Magash said:
Actually the best way isn't to come out and say your a racist but to come off like one without meaning to. "I have nothing against black people. I even shop on their side of town sometimes" "I hate the n-word, esp the one that lives in the house down the street". "Of course I like Mexicans. There are even a few Taco Bell wrappers in my car if you wanna go look to prove it." "Saying I hate Mexicans is bullshit. There are 4 of them raking my grass as we speak." "Asians bad drivers, I don't believe it. I saw one yesterday without a single dent in his car"


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this is some fuckin gold right here


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #674406 - 06/13/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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They pay you but only for gas i think.

Also I herd playing the racist card won't work.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/want-to-get-out-of-jury-duty-by-pretending-to-be-racist-it-might-get-you-indefinite-jury-duty/





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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: King Koopa] * 1
    #674437 - 06/13/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

or you could be come a felon and never have to worry about it again! :lolsy:


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674441 - 06/13/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Do eeeeet


Edited by nannybooboo (06/13/13 08:40 PM)

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #674442 - 06/13/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I cant tell if the vid works, dammit

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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #674443 - 06/13/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't work for me


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Re: Jury Duty... [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #674449 - 06/13/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Dammit alright. It's basically the comedian Doug Stanhope telling you to take jury duty and say "not guilty" for any offense like drug posession or anything that's not really effecting you.

"IN FACT, THE MORE GUILTY THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE, THE FUNNIER IT IS WHEN YOU SAY NOT GUILTY"

just to summarize a little.

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