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Jury Duty
    #119439 - 09/08/08 04:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have be summoned to fuckin apear for jury services at 8 in the mornin. Fuck wilco I wanna sleep. 

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
    #119455 - 09/08/08 05:33 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Can't you get out of that somehow?


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Mungo]
    #119465 - 09/08/08 06:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Let me be the first one to say this.

:haha:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
    #119466 - 09/08/08 06:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you should show up stoned , maybe they'll send you home


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Phriend]
    #119490 - 09/08/08 12:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't pass on jury duty- it's your chance to nail some bad guy. Or un-nail a good guy, as the case may be.


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be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
    #119498 - 09/08/08 01:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

When they are interviewing you at the beggening make a bunch of outrageous claims about how you are racist against certain groups etc. I heard they can't use you on the jury if you do :lol:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: PsilocybinMike]
    #119499 - 09/08/08 01:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"White people piss me off!!!"

That'll get you excused.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
    #119525 - 09/08/08 03:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

how are you chosen to appear for jury duty anyways?


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #119546 - 09/08/08 04:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's random, all you have to have to be called in is a driver's liscense. and yes during the interview just say some weird biased shit and they will not choose you.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: beatyou]
    #119559 - 09/08/08 05:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Woke up 15mins after I was suppose to show up. :albundy:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: beatyou]
    #119560 - 09/08/08 06:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

beatyou said:
It's random, all you have to have to be called in is a driver's liscense. and yes during the interview just say some weird biased shit and they will not choose you.



damn, that's some fuckshit
i just may never answer unrecognized numbers now


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #119567 - 09/08/08 06:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why would you want to miss out on watching some stupid fuck get what's coming to him? Or miss out on letting some virtuous but long-haired guy go free?

And many companies will pay you for jury duty, it's like a vacation day.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
    #119572 - 09/08/08 06:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #119582 - 09/08/08 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yeh me 2
I'd rather hang out with pauly shore then do jury duty


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #119597 - 09/08/08 08:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mel_lonta_tauda said:
i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures




But if they invite you- it's cool.
They aren't going to do anything bad to you, and if nothing else, it's a fresh look at how the system works. Especially if you've been lucky enough to never have had to face a jury yourself. Think of it like taping the other guys' practice sessions.

But as was said already, it's easy enough to get out of it once summoned- just go down there and fill out the form truthfully. The clerk will take it, blink a few times, and send you on your way. No big.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
    #119605 - 09/08/08 09:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I personally know williamson county only pays jurors 8$ a day! fucking bullshit


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
    #119609 - 09/08/08 09:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Dr_T said:
Quote:

mel_lonta_tauda said:
i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures




But if they invite you- it's cool.
They aren't going to do anything bad to you, and if nothing else, it's a fresh look at how the system works. Especially if you've been lucky enough to never have had to face a jury yourself. Think of it like taping the other guys' practice sessions.

But as was said already, it's easy enough to get out of it once summoned- just go down there and fill out the form truthfully. The clerk will take it, blink a few times, and send you on your way. No big.



that's a good point
i'll keep that in mind :tongue:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #119610 - 09/08/08 09:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

THIS IS WILCO MOTHERFUCKERS


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