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Offlinemellowparty
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Douchebag housemate
    #577185 - 08/08/11 05:16 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

So I'm living with some kenian dood, my girl and recently some faggot moved in to help with rent and shit.

The kenian guy and my gf are fine but this new guy is a fucking pest. He steals food and lies about it, I constantly find the tap left running and he constantly invites other fags to fuck him in the ass. The kenian guy's room is right next to him and he complained about the shitty moans.

I need to think of a revenge for the stolen food. I think I might leave a bunch of fruit on the kitchen bench and inject every single piece with sodium azide. That will teach the faggot :stirthepot: But it may get a bit out of control so I need an idea for a less harsh punishment. Any input?


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: mellowparty]
    #577186 - 08/08/11 05:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Put lots of Ketamine on everything in the fridge


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: T-Rex]
    #577188 - 08/08/11 05:32 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I would if I was :coaster:


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: mellowparty]
    #577199 - 08/08/11 10:18 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I was gonna suggest poisoning him, but I guess you already beat me to it.


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: RasJeph]
    #577206 - 08/08/11 10:55 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe laxative in the milk so he would shit all over his boyfriend's dick.:haha:


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: mellowparty]
    #577211 - 08/08/11 11:04 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

eww


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: King Koopa]
    #577220 - 08/08/11 11:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Of all people I though you'd like that the most :smilingpuppy: jk bruv :fatman:


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: mellowparty]
    #577222 - 08/08/11 11:37 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

not being able to cover the rent is scary


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: Nothing Is]
    #577224 - 08/08/11 11:42 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I actually have to pay half what I normally should since I share the room with my girl. The landlord doesn't know tho, I bet he will be pissed off cause he has to pay the water bills and girls take forever in the shower. Eh, fuck him...

Okay so this guy cleaned up the kitchen which had like several ecosystems thriving on the the layers of food leftovers and shit that cover the place. I guess thats worthy of not getting him poisoned but he still needs to pay somehow :rules:


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: mellowparty]
    #577242 - 08/08/11 03:21 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Sealed quart of milk left out on counter for 18-36 hours. Place back in fridge.


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: Steve Buscemi]
    #577250 - 08/08/11 04:32 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Time to kick him out.


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Re: Douchebag housemate [Re: sean]
    #577253 - 08/08/11 05:48 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I'd rather move out.


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