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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
    #63920 - 06/22/08 08:29 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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:ilold: at that little yellow "idol" guy cartwheeling all over the place :lol:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #64581 - 06/23/08 05:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
    #64582 - 06/23/08 05:17 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: ltd]
    #64589 - 06/23/08 05:28 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)






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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
    #64592 - 06/23/08 05:34 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
    #64593 - 06/23/08 05:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2: wtf


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #64597 - 06/23/08 05:47 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #64600 - 06/23/08 06:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Ever fuck a dog anyone?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: usg543]
    #65236 - 06/24/08 04:41 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
    #65237 - 06/24/08 04:42 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Ever fuck a dog anyone?




no


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
    #65238 - 06/24/08 04:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Ever fuck a dog anyone?




ya it was a bitch.

:creepyalien:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
    #65283 - 06/24/08 08:23 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Ever fuck a dog anyone?




doggy STYLE?  yes :grin:  :doggystyle:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #65308 - 06/24/08 10:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

just click on "watch this movie!" Dollar


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: tripleclick]
    #65311 - 06/24/08 10:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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just click on "watch this movie!" Dollar




:rofl:  wtf


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #66035 - 06/25/08 07:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
    #66041 - 06/25/08 07:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
    #66044 - 06/25/08 07:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #66050 - 06/25/08 07:57 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #66052 - 06/25/08 08:08 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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:rofl2:




:ilold:

Happie b day mel :niggawhat:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Phriend]
    #66056 - 06/25/08 08:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow





meow.


this one time I was on a bus going to S.F. when a purple cat said to me "I got sum acid but I can't do it"
I said I'll do it ,I called my homie lindsay to see if she wanted to get fucked up and maybe have a little buttsecks
So I met up with lindsay lohen and we both dropped acid
We listened to michael jacksons thriller 19 times in a row
after we had sex and I later realized I didn't have a penis anymore
I cursed the bitch then took a piss in her ear while frying an egg

Goddamn I'm fucking stoned how the fuck did that happen
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