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OfflineBig Chief
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Don't get high before you go to the dentist....
    #235567 - 06/02/09 01:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I just got back... had to have a hole filled in where an old filling fell out. I got some more smoke last night and I was so nervous about going to the dentist I decided to smoke a bowl about an hour before going. Well, turns out the weed is pretty good and made me nervous as fuck. Plus, my mouth was so dried out the whole time it felt disgusting.

The good news is the assistant was really hot and I got to flirt a little. Yeah I'm married but flirting doesn't hurt... does it? I swear to got, she bent over and her ass was so close to my face if I turned my head my nose would have been in her crack. I have to go back for a cleaning on the 16th. Hope she doesn't get me into any trouble.

Why does this shit always happen when you're married or already dating someone? Life is fucked up.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235569 - 06/02/09 01:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

you should of done her anyway

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OfflineBig Chief
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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Hydro]
    #235570 - 06/02/09 01:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235571 - 06/02/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.




Well that's good at least, but still, Yummy assistant. lol, I am going to hell, quickly.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235579 - 06/02/09 02:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

it's a sign that marriage is dead in this day in age

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #235580 - 06/02/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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mel_lonta_tauda said:
it's a sign that marriage is dead in this day in age





Worst thing is, the fact that its dead, in fact keeps it from being revived.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235583 - 06/02/09 02:45 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.



so u have cheated in the past and ur wife is ok with that
has she done it too
i hope my relationship never gets to this point


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Coaster]
    #235589 - 06/02/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Coaster said:
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Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.



so u have cheated in the past and ur wife is ok with that
has she done it too
i hope my relationship never gets to this point





No, I haven't cheated. I've gotten pretty close to doing so though.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235592 - 06/02/09 03:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Chief said:
I swear to got, she bent over and her ass was so close to my face if I turned my head my nose would have been in her crack.




Score!! I couldn't imagine that combo going down very well tbh :lol:


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235593 - 06/02/09 03:04 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Chief said:
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Coaster said:
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Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.



so u have cheated in the past and ur wife is ok with that
has she done it too
i hope my relationship never gets to this point





No, I haven't cheated. I've gotten pretty close to doing so though.



so u had ur ring finger inside some other female be4


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Coaster]
    #235598 - 06/02/09 03:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Coaster said:
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Big Chief said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
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Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.



so u have cheated in the past and ur wife is ok with that
has she done it too
i hope my relationship never gets to this point





No, I haven't cheated. I've gotten pretty close to doing so though.



so u had ur ring finger inside some other female be4




That sounds way more funny then that should, that's almost the definition of irony.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235611 - 06/02/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

take K before u go the the dentist. Tell them u dont need any numbing and they're think your a badass (other than the fact that ur already on a tranquilizer :wink: )

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Coaster]
    #235629 - 06/02/09 04:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

Big Chief said:
I've always been pretty faithfull. There have been a few occasions where I did the wrong thing. Unfortunately, I've been married so long and been bitched at so much the love just isn't what it used to be. My wife is good looking, but the emotional connection isn't close to what it used to be. I can honestly say... If I didn't have kids we would have got split up a long time ago. I would stay married to a fat ugly heffer for my kids though. I love them that much.



so u have cheated in the past and ur wife is ok with that
has she done it too
i hope my relationship never gets to this point




It is just people, you can't blame marriage, you blame people for getting married for the wrong reasons or too hastily.

Coaster you will know if your fiancee is the only one, I assume you have already realized this since she has a ring on her finger. :smile:

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: bananatelephone]
    #235771 - 06/02/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Heh, they commented on my mouth being dry once at the dentist when I smoked right before I went. He was like "any particular reason?" hahahha he knew.

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235773 - 06/02/09 10:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Chief said:
I just got back... had to have a hole filled in where an old filling fell out. I got some more smoke last night and I was so nervous about going to the dentist I decided to smoke a bowl about an hour before going. Well, turns out the weed is pretty good and made me nervous as fuck. Plus, my mouth was so dried out the whole time it felt disgusting.

The good news is the assistant was really hot and I got to flirt a little. Yeah I'm married but flirting doesn't hurt... does it? I swear to got, she bent over and her ass was so close to my face if I turned my head my nose would have been in her crack. I have to go back for a cleaning on the 16th. Hope she doesn't get me into any trouble.

Why does this shit always happen when you're married or already dating someone? Life is fucked up.



i couldn't agree more with this post.
hot dental assistants FTW fucking them in the office would brew epic tales

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: CMACD]
    #235791 - 06/02/09 11:33 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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CMACD said:
Heh, they commented on my mouth being dry once at the dentist when I smoked right before I went. He was like "any particular reason?" hahahha he knew.




I knew it was going to be really obvious so I told him I took some allergy medicine that made me dry mouthed before he even started.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235793 - 06/02/09 11:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

dude why even lie?

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #235795 - 06/02/09 11:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

A few of my family members use the same dentist and he sees my mom all the time. I didn't want to come out and say I just smoked a joint and it was some good shit and I'm freaking the fuck out right now. Plus, in my line of work, I can't let everyone know I smoke pot. There are tons of reasons.


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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Big Chief]
    #235799 - 06/02/09 11:45 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

good lie then

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Re: Don't get high before you go to the dentist.... [Re: Voodoo]
    #235827 - 06/03/09 02:03 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Voodoo said:
take K before u go the the dentist. Tell them u dont need any numbing and they're think your a badass (other than the fact that ur already on a tranquilizer :wink: )



:ilold:  sound advice :thumbup:

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