Hanky said:

Toadie said:

Seriously dude. PM me with your contacts and you can come party with me on the 21st. Everything paid for, i promise.

I'd be more than happy to accomidate you if you were willing to make the trek up here.

---

Toadie said:

I'm not even kidding when i say that ANYONE who was willing to come to Toronto would have anything paid for for a night if you came and hung out with me for a night.

Seriously, anyone here who came out with me for a night would get special privilege. You'd be untouchable for the night and get anything you want for free, literally.

I'm not bragging either. I'd just make sure it happens for anyone who actually has the balls to come out and meet me for once from here.

---

Toadie said:

As long as you're capable of keeping up with us, your night is on the house.

---

Toadie said:

Seriously, not a lot of people are capable of keeping up with me and my roommate. No joke.



But i can absolutely guarantee that any night you'd come and spend with me would be one of the best nights you'd have.

---

Toadie said:

Basilides said:

If you're paying for all the lines, beers, hard liqour, weed and cab fares, that definately sounds like a lurid offer cuz I'm broke as fuck and I got collection agencies after me. They keep calling and sending me letter.

---

lines, drinks and cab fare are my absolute MINIMUM every night i'm not working bro.
That shit isn't anything special.

Chugging bottles of Grey Goose and blowing lines of coke while a security guard holds my line for me is lucrative. What you described is my regular Tuesday night.

---

Toadie said:

I'm not kidding at all when i say that if ANY of you came and partied with me for a night that everything would be on the house. Everything.

---

Toadie said:

If you were landing in Toronto, i could make it happen.

My friend Geoff landed in Toronto on tuesday and i got him picked up in a Hummer stetch-limo from his hilton hotel to come to my club on thursday night. It was good times.

---

Toadie said:

I can't promise a transformer, but i can promise a stetch Hummer-limo plus bottle service at any club on king/spadina/queen st.


I'm not even kidding when i say that anyone here would have the time of their lives if they came out with me on a friday night. Good god.

This thursday, i'm taking the night off to go see my buddies in MSTKRFT play a set. If any of you are planning on coming over the border, then would be time to do it.
You'll never regret it. I promise.

---

---

Hanky said:

There are much better toadie quotes on offer...

---

Tangerines said:

RandomHero said:

were all full of shit some of us more then others'

and you can quote me on that

---

---

andyistic said:

And his only excuse is: "I was high on coke at the time".

---

b0b gnarley said:

You can tell he's spun....I missed out on the thread, why is that plant only like 5" tall and budding? Didn't even know that was possible.

---

RandomHero said:

cocaine is a helluva drug

---

ahh you beat me to it, i just noticed!    haha