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what the fuck is wrong with me
    #9833 -

theres this girl from work that im extremely attracted to. she has a perfect ass and great tits but her face looks like it was hit with a fucking 2x4. i dunno though, she just really gets my dick going. heres the thing though, shes dating my chicks cuz and my chicks uncle works with me (i forgot to mention i work with her). i cant stop thinking about her and im pretty sure she is attracted to me as well. i always catch her checking me out and i can tell that when i talk to her she gets nervous.

yesterday i asked if she was working today and she said yes and smiled. today she was all dressed up and made sure she looked good and she looked fucking great.

whats wrong with me.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
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Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9834 -

well according to my calculations you're a gay!


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9838 -

are you fucking retarded?


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9840 -

He's right, my own calculations also indicate that you are indeed gay.


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Coaster Said:  "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9842 -

Dude isnt this the second girl in 2 days? I remember a post like this earlier.

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: Dunno]
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9844 -

There's only one thing to do - dry smash that shitbox.


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9845 -

:rofl:


Man if you find her attractive just dry smash her shitbox  :doggystyle: you're thinking too deeply into it.

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Innominate]
    #9848 -

Ha! I beat you to it. :razz:


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9852 -

Quote:
i can tell that when i talk to her she gets nervous.



That's because she thinks you're a weird stalker and she's scared that you intend to rape her or her dog.


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Innominate]
    #9853 -

Just make sure your chicks uncle doesnt see any flirting and your money. Take pics.;)

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Toiletduk]
    #9854 -

:crankey:

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9856 -

Dunno said:
are you fucking retarded?


no just messin around, lighten up bro.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9865 -

butter face ayyyy. Put it in her butt

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9868 -

im playing around.

and yea i was talking about another chick, highasfuck. thats why i was saying, what the fuck is wrong with me. im finding all these random ass chicks attractive and want to fuck em' all. i feel like a god damn 12 year old boy who just hit puberty. its not like im not getting laid either, i get ass proably 3 times a week.

i Dunno........


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9875 -

Just hit everything you can. Man up, act like you hot shit for one week, get all the poon you can, go back to your chick and fuck her.:hamsterdance:

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: highasfuck]
    #9877 -

yeah, i think im gonna go for it. just a few times, i just wanna see the bitch naked.

im gonna tell my chick to dress up like this bitch from work


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: highasfuck]
    #9883 -

as far as i can tell nothings wrong with you, chicks you can't have will always turn you on no matter how long your with a chick.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9888 -

i hope she gives you the herps.


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9889 -

i know i can get them


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #9895 -

I hope you get her pregnate than hire me to take care of it. Catch my drift?

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: highasfuck]
    #9900 -

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: highasfuck]
    #9903 -

how much


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #9905 -

lampshadehelmet said:
you wanna take care of his nigger baby?


are their other kinds of babies??

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9909 -

Well 15 grand for the bitch 3 for the kid. If its not to much to ask can i keep him? Like in a jar on my dresser once everything is said and done?

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #9911 -

i dont think he means babysitting :rofl2:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #10004 -





I'm glad I put you on nig

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #10018 -

:ilold:


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #10019 -

coming from a guy with gay porn


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #10043 -

thay looks like a gay eminem

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: highc]
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Post deleted by dumbum39

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: dumbum39]
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....


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: Dunno]
    #11177 -

Post deleted by dumbum39

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: dumbum39]
    #11192 -

sure doesnt. you will always be that gay guy now. hahahaha


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: Dunno]
    #11211 -

Post deleted by dumbum39

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: dumbum39]
    #11222 -

dunno


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11228 -

Have sex with her.

And when you jizz, whisper my name in her ear.










"Meatcakeman."


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11240 -

Just walk up to her and slap your dick on her forehead. And then yell purple mushroom bitch and punch her in the face. Then you can rape her all you want.


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: wowitch420]
    #11242 -

what


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11243 -

:rofl2:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11247 -

Do it! It's called a purple mushroom because there will be a bruise shaped like the head of your dick on her forehead if you hit her hard enough.


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: HuHEN]
    #11249 -

i cant man. i really really want to, but i cant


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: HuHEN]
    #11255 -

HuHEN said:
Do it! It's called a purple mushroom because there will be a bruise shaped like the head of your dick on her forehead if you hit her hard enough.


:flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone: :flowstone:

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #11261 -

not a bad idea


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11264 -

Dunno said:
i cant man. i really really want to, but i cant


Pussy


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: HuHEN]
    #11279 -

i have a preg g/f. its not being a pussy its called being a man


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11292 -

Dunno said:
i have a preg g/f. its not being a pussy its called being a man


Well I didn't know that.:ooo:


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: HuHEN]
    #11299 -

lol, have you seen 40 year old virgin? remember when they were doing that speed dating and that dudes chick, the one that sucked off a bud dealer, was saying that he was stocking her and the guy who did knocked up was all "well, i didnt know that so im sorry"


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11311 -

Haha yeah. Great movie. That gives me an idea, you should stalk your coworker


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: HuHEN]
    #11322 -

lol. i want to. i think about the shit all the time


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #11487 -

read this book, brah, it's totally rad


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: beatyou]
    #11627 -

Nothing is wrong with you, go tap that ass and come home and take care o' yo baby mamma.


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It's funny how when you're talking about testing the first nuclear weapon, which some scientists thought could possibly set off a chain reaction that would burn off our entire atmosphere and leave a lifeless barren rock floating in space, the risk is justified. But if a few extra people might get stoned it's just too dangerous to try.
-FF

I got $50 on Barack!!!

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: dill705]
    #12102 -

man, she had her fucking hair in two little ponny tails today. that she was fucking hot!


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #12161 -

:crazybeard:

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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Sunny]
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Sunny said:
:crazybeard:


whoa


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
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So why ain't you hit that shit yet?

Hit it & quit it, dog. Then take care of ya'll ol' lady.


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It's funny how when you're talking about testing the first nuclear weapon, which some scientists thought could possibly set off a chain reaction that would burn off our entire atmosphere and leave a lifeless barren rock floating in space, the risk is justified. But if a few extra people might get stoned it's just too dangerous to try.
-FF

I got $50 on Barack!!!

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