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OfflineDunno
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what the fuck is wrong with me
    #9833 - 04/23/08 02:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

theres this girl from work that im extremely attracted to. she has a perfect ass and great tits but her face looks like it was hit with a fucking 2x4. i dunno though, she just really gets my dick going. heres the thing though, shes dating my chicks cuz and my chicks uncle works with me (i forgot to mention i work with her). i cant stop thinking about her and im pretty sure she is attracted to me as well. i always catch her checking me out and i can tell that when i talk to her she gets nervous.

yesterday i asked if she was working today and she said yes and smiled. today she was all dressed up and made sure she looked good and she looked fucking great.

whats wrong with me.


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Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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OfflineDoitagain
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9834 - 04/23/08 02:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well according to my calculations you're a gay!


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OfflineDunno
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9838 - 04/23/08 02:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

are you fucking retarded?


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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OfflineHanky
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9840 - 04/23/08 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He's right, my own calculations also indicate that you are indeed gay.


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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9842 - 04/23/08 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dude isnt this the second girl in 2 days? I remember a post like this earlier.


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me *DELETED* [Re: Dunno]
    #9843 - 04/23/08 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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InvisibleToiletduk
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9844 - 04/23/08 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's only one thing to do - dry smash that shitbox.


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OfflineInnominate
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9845 - 04/23/08 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:


Man if you find her attractive just dry smash her shitbox  :doggystyle: you're thinking too deeply into it.


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InvisibleToiletduk
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Innominate]
    #9848 - 04/23/08 02:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ha! I beat you to it. :razz:


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OfflineHanky
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9852 - 04/23/08 02:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

i can tell that when i talk to her she gets nervous.





That's because she thinks you're a weird stalker and she's scared that you intend to rape her or her dog.


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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Innominate]
    #9853 - 04/23/08 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just make sure your chicks uncle doesnt see any flirting and your money. Take pics.;)


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OfflineInnominate
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Toiletduk]
    #9854 - 04/23/08 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:crankey:


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OfflineDoitagain
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9856 - 04/23/08 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dunno said:
are you fucking retarded?



no just messin around, lighten up bro.


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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9865 - 04/23/08 02:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

butter face ayyyy. Put it in her butt


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OfflineDunno
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9868 - 04/23/08 02:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im playing around.

and yea i was talking about another chick, highasfuck. thats why i was saying, what the fuck is wrong with me. im finding all these random ass chicks attractive and want to fuck em' all. i feel like a god damn 12 year old boy who just hit puberty. its not like im not getting laid either, i get ass proably 3 times a week.

i Dunno........


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9875 - 04/23/08 02:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just hit everything you can. Man up, act like you hot shit for one week, get all the poon you can, go back to your chick and fuck her.:hamsterdance:


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OfflineDunno
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: highasfuck]
    #9877 - 04/23/08 02:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, i think im gonna go for it. just a few times, i just wanna see the bitch naked.

im gonna tell my chick to dress up like this bitch from work


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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OfflineDoitagain
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: highasfuck]
    #9883 - 04/23/08 02:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

as far as i can tell nothings wrong with you, chicks you can't have will always turn you on no matter how long your with a chick.


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Offlinetiny_rabid_birds
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Dunno]
    #9888 - 04/23/08 02:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i hope she gives you the herps.


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OfflineDunno
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Re: what the fuck is wrong with me [Re: Doitagain]
    #9889 - 04/23/08 02:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i know i can get them


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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