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Offlinepizzeria
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growing a beard * 1
    #800146 - 12/01/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I need advice how to grow a beard ...how many days till u see results...i normally can't go 3 days without shaving so what happens on day number 7 of no shaving ....later on gentlemen

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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
    #800151 - 12/01/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:flowstone:

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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria] * 2
    #800176 - 12/01/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Put chicken shit on your face for a month. Fool proof method for people who can't grow facial hair.

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Re: growing a beard [Re: Deadkndys420] * 3
    #800183 - 12/01/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is the last pizzeria thread i click :crankey:

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Re: growing a beard [Re: P-O] * 5
    #800184 - 12/01/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There should be a mass nigging.

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Re: growing a beard [Re: Deadkndys420] * 3
    #800189 - 12/01/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't spread false information, DK. It was an honest question.

Pizzeria: It's simple, just have sex with a bearded man.

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Re: growing a beard [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #800190 - 12/01/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)


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Offlinepizzeria
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Re: growing a beard [Re: P-O]
    #800229 - 12/02/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No p-o luv me...give me one more chance

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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
    #800255 - 12/02/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

One last chance.  But your next thread better be a gooder.


Its just "Po" btw.... stands for police officer (im takin this place downz)

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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
    #800271 - 12/03/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

3 months. It's gonna itch like a motherfucker, just deal with it for 2 weeks.

I look like a goddamn 14 year old trying his best to grow a beard for about 3 months. After that it's still patchy and shitty but infinitely better than no beard. Without a beard I look like a dyke lesbian.


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Re: growing a beard [Re: RasJeph] * 1
    #800273 - 12/03/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't understand why any man would go around clean shaven.

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Re: growing a beard [Re: Slim]
    #800278 - 12/03/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not a lot of button up shirts in your closet, huh?


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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
    #800280 - 12/03/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bumble_Dick said:
Don't spread false information, DK. It was an honest question.

Pizzeria: It's simple, just have sex with a bearded man.




:lolsy:

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pizzeria said:
I need advice how to grow a beard ...how many days till u see results...i normally can't go 3 days without shaving so what happens on day number 7 of no shaving ....later on gentlemen




Ive had a beard for 5 years now. A real beard, not this fgt hipster shit. If you want to grow a real beard you will need to let it grow for a solid 3-4 months without touching it at all.

After that 4th month you can go in and clean it up. You can either go to a barber or do it yourself. I do it myself with little scissors.

Right now you need only focus on letting it grow. Its going to look like shit, but do not touch it.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
    #800285 - 12/03/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is a true story..

I was getting some work done on my whip.  So, my pops picked me up from the garage and gave me a ride to where I was staying.  We stopped at a grocery store, and got seperated but I found him at the deli slicer spot.  I walked up and he tore the too get list in half, and we'd meet at the front right? He said after I walked off the deli lady asked, "was he asking you for money?" Hahahaha:haha:

My dad being my dad said, for years now.  That's the kind of judgemental hatred you get sporting a beard!:crankey:  :snowman:

The struggle is real.


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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
    #800341 - 12/03/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Grow some balls and then maybe you might grow some hair.

Or use some of this stuff:



Just rub it in your chest!


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Offlinepizzeria
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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
    #800349 - 12/03/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:morningtoke:  no longer a poor boy...now a poor man in my eyes

Edited by pizzeria (12/03/15 08:47 PM)

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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria] * 1
    #800467 - 12/04/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's been four years as of Thanksgiving, but I think it's going to be chopped soon. Time has come for a new look.

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Re: growing a beard [Re: Bumble_Dick] * 1
    #800477 - 12/05/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pics?


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
    #801105 - 12/12/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

my beard grows like 1.5-2" a month. if i didnt shave for 4 years it would be tickling my ballsack


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Re: growing a beard [Re: Slim]
    #801107 - 12/12/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Slim said:
I don't understand why any man would go around clean shaven.



I prefer to be cleanly shaven but its been a couple years since I've taken the time to do so. usually I just take my hair trimmers and buzz it down to 5 O'clock shadow


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