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Stranger
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 growing a beard  1
#800146 - 12/01/15 12:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I need advice how to grow a beard ...how many days till u see results...i normally can't go 3 days without shaving so what happens on day number 7 of no shaving ....later on gentlemen
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Slim
Capers
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Posts: 218
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 Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
#800151 - 12/01/15 12:35 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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 Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,720
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria] 2
#800176 - 12/01/15 05:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put chicken shit on your face for a month. Fool proof method for people who can't grow facial hair.
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P-O
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This is the last pizzeria thread i click 
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,720
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Re: growing a beard [Re: P-O] 5
#800184 - 12/01/15 07:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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There should be a mass nigging.
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
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Don't spread false information, DK. It was an honest question.
Pizzeria: It's simple, just have sex with a bearded man.
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,720
Loc: █████
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Re: growing a beard [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#800190 - 12/01/15 09:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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pizzeria
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Re: growing a beard [Re: P-O]
#800229 - 12/02/15 12:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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No p-o luv me...give me one more chance
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
#800255 - 12/02/15 07:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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One last chance. But your next thread better be a gooder.
Its just "Po" btw.... stands for police officer (im takin this place downz)
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
#800271 - 12/03/15 08:48 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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3 months. It's gonna itch like a motherfucker, just deal with it for 2 weeks.
I look like a goddamn 14 year old trying his best to grow a beard for about 3 months. After that it's still patchy and shitty but infinitely better than no beard. Without a beard I look like a dyke lesbian.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Slim
Capers
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Re: growing a beard [Re: RasJeph] 1
#800273 - 12/03/15 10:22 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't understand why any man would go around clean shaven.
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Amanita86
Head Manager
Registered: 10/12/14
Posts: 2,010
Loc: Just south of down.
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Re: growing a beard [Re: Slim]
#800278 - 12/03/15 11:25 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not a lot of button up shirts in your closet, huh?
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
#800280 - 12/03/15 11:32 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bumble_Dick said:
Don't spread false information, DK. It was an honest question.
Pizzeria: It's simple, just have sex with a bearded man.
pizzeria said:
I need advice how to grow a beard ...how many days till u see results...i normally can't go 3 days without shaving so what happens on day number 7 of no shaving ....later on gentlemen
Ive had a beard for 5 years now. A real beard, not this fgt hipster shit. If you want to grow a real beard you will need to let it grow for a solid 3-4 months without touching it at all.
After that 4th month you can go in and clean it up. You can either go to a barber or do it yourself. I do it myself with little scissors.
Right now you need only focus on letting it grow. Its going to look like shit, but do not touch it.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Amanita86
Head Manager
Registered: 10/12/14
Posts: 2,010
Loc: Just south of down.
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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
#800285 - 12/03/15 11:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is a true story..
I was getting some work done on my whip. So, my pops picked me up from the garage and gave me a ride to where I was staying. We stopped at a grocery store, and got seperated but I found him at the deli slicer spot. I walked up and he tore the too get list in half, and we'd meet at the front right? He said after I walked off the deli lady asked, "was he asking you for money?" Hahahaha
My dad being my dad said, for years now. That's the kind of judgemental hatred you get sporting a beard! 
The struggle is real.
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It's not easy being green..
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m00nshine
HEDONISMBOT
Registered: 02/12/09
Posts: 3,148
Loc: INEUPHORIA
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria]
#800341 - 12/03/15 06:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grow some balls and then maybe you might grow some hair.
Or use some of this stuff:
Just rub it in your chest!
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pizzeria
Stranger
Registered: 10/19/14
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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
#800349 - 12/03/15 08:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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 no longer a poor boy...now a poor man in my eyes
Edited by pizzeria (12/03/15 08:47 PM)
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
Registered: 08/23/13
Posts: 4,015
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Re: growing a beard [Re: pizzeria] 1
#800467 - 12/04/15 11:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's been four years as of Thanksgiving, but I think it's going to be chopped soon. Time has come for a new look.
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: growing a beard [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#800477 - 12/05/15 06:04 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pics?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Grandmas Boy
Registered: 05/23/14
Posts: 164
Loc: 
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Re: growing a beard [Re: poor boy]
#801105 - 12/12/15 05:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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my beard grows like 1.5-2" a month. if i didnt shave for 4 years it would be tickling my ballsack
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Chemical Addiction
Registered: 11/20/14
Posts: 1,683
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Re: growing a beard [Re: Slim]
#801107 - 12/12/15 06:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Slim said:
I don't understand why any man would go around clean shaven.
I prefer to be cleanly shaven but its been a couple years since I've taken the time to do so. usually I just take my hair trimmers and buzz it down to 5 O'clock shadow
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Sure. Don't expect me to compensate your wife and five retarded kids after I've drowned your exposed brain in my semen.
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