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 Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
 
Registered: 08/23/13
Posts: 4,015
Loc: cage-free tomatoes
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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 The Beard Thread 
#785951 - 07/19/15 10:44 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was staring vainly in the mirror taking in the glory that is my beard, and wondered how many of you sport the look of a true man.
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 P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#785963 - 07/19/15 11:54 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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We were trying to convince gask to shave is hipster hair and grow a beard last night
(and get a tattoo, and start lifting)
Edited by P-O (07/19/15 02:39 PM)
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drawde
Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 5,268
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#785966 - 07/19/15 12:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#785972 - 07/19/15 01:06 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've got a full beard I guess. My mustache doesn't connect to my chin tho, so I end up with a weird looking chinstrap thing. IDGAF, I just don't shave it and let it ride. I don't shape it or trim it. I just grow it until it gets burned off or otherwise accidentally ruined.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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KaptKid
Spaced Pirate
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 5,616
Loc: Bright Side of the Sun
Last seen: 10 months, 2 days
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 Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#785999 - 07/19/15 03:54 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wore a full beard untill I moved to South TX. Just to damn hot here.
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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever sence.
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
Registered: 08/23/13
Posts: 4,015
Loc: cage-free tomatoes
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#786000 - 07/19/15 04:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Could you rock a fu manchu mustache?
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SmokeSomeHash
Littlest pee pee on da block
Registered: 02/26/13
Posts: 1,555
Loc: murica 
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#786017 - 07/19/15 06:21 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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KaptKid said:
I wore a full beard untill I moved to South TX. Just to damn hot here.
Yeah i cant do a full one either. Its 100 degrees all week and next week supposed to get to 109.
Goatee...and in the summer heat sometimes i shave my head
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Zombi3
Greenhouse Technician
Registered: 01/15/13
Posts: 1,222
Loc: Bat Country 
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#786019 - 07/19/15 06:31 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Full manly beard %90 of the time. Goatee %9 of the time. Nothing but a 5 o'clock shadow %1 of the time.
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* Die For Your Government *
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786052 - 07/20/15 09:24 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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P-O said:
We were trying to convince gask to shave is hipster hair and grow a beard last night
(and get a tattoo, and start lifting)
Forget the tattoo part. I remember when I was like 10 I used to like drawing on myself too...
So who's the neckbeard?
Edited by Mycophile (07/20/15 09:24 AM)
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile]
#786055 - 07/20/15 09:51 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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You dont even know who elort is, so pipe down...
Mycophile said:
Beards are for hipsters. 
 Maybe someday you will grow facial hair too
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786057 - 07/20/15 09:55 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Daaaamn you're still losing sleep over that one? Poor little guy.
All hipsters have - beards, gay tattoos, glasses they don't need, and their sisters jeans. Somehow they think this is cool and not completely homosexual.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile]
#786060 - 07/20/15 09:57 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quit putting a label on people. You dont like when people call you a XXXXXX. but that's the label everyone see's.
Edited by P-O (07/20/15 10:22 AM)
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786061 - 07/20/15 09:58 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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So which one is you?
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile]
#786064 - 07/20/15 09:59 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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They look like normal people to me. Just because they have a beard does not mean they are hipster or whatever
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O] 1
#786066 - 07/20/15 10:01 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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P-O said:
They look like normal people to me.
They look like they're about to go make a gay lumberjack porno.
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile] 2
#786068 - 07/20/15 10:16 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Second dude from left looks normalish to me. Third dude almost made it but has douchebag jeans on. The other two scream douchebag.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786069 - 07/20/15 10:21 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Third dude almost made it but has douchebag jeans on
haha
Once the beard gets super long it looks grungy.
They dont look like a " gay lumberjack porno" to me. But im not into that kinda shit 
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786070 - 07/20/15 10:23 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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P-O said:
Quote:
Third dude almost made it but has douchebag jeans on
haha
Once beard gets super long it looks weird.
Bitch don't try to play cool now. Go cry in the corner some more.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile]
#786071 - 07/20/15 10:25 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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your not even making sense anymore...
The tell tale sign of a good melt to come 
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Mycophile
Registered: 03/17/12
Posts: 2,348
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786072 - 07/20/15 10:41 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea I'm melting, that's why I'm giving you bad ratings already.
The best part is this guy does +1s on half my posts.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Mycophile] 2
#786073 - 07/20/15 10:47 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is this why your so upset with me, over the rating?
ohhhh its gonna be ok 
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Chemical Addiction
Registered: 11/20/14
Posts: 1,683
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786100 - 07/20/15 01:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I guess I qualify as other, I don't shave specific parts of my beard, it only grows because I get lazy and don't shave. And when I do shave I just use my hair trimmers and cut it short. So its always between a 5 0'Clock shadow and 3/4". I prefer a clean shave but fuck shaving daily, every week or two is fine.
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Sure. Don't expect me to compensate your wife and five retarded kids after I've drowned your exposed brain in my semen.
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,718
Loc: █████
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I just got a shaggy looking goatee and a Mexican moustache.
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Big Bear
Earf Child
Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 281
Loc: In Love, On Time
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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Had a full beard since I was 15. The last time I saw my face bare was May of 2013, so over two years ago. I trim it down once it looks too unprofessional, but still leave it covering my face.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Big Bear]
#786197 - 07/21/15 01:29 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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some how i knew you had a beard before u posted. "big bear" sounds like he would be a bearded man . lol
Edited by P-O (07/21/15 04:42 PM)
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Big Bear
Earf Child
Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 281
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786207 - 07/21/15 03:56 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I wish I could really max it out but I have to at least look like I have a home for my job. Hopefully by next summer I'll have finally started my own company and can let it grow long through the winter.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Big Bear] 2
#786236 - 07/21/15 09:31 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Related:
(her socks)
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SmokeSomeHash
Littlest pee pee on da block
Registered: 02/26/13
Posts: 1,555
Loc: murica
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: P-O]
#786240 - 07/21/15 09:47 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Big tittays
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
Registered: 08/23/13
Posts: 4,015
Loc: cage-free tomatoes
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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Avert your eyes, boy.
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Thebooedocksaint
Dead Dictator
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,755
Loc: Wild & Free
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#786245 - 07/21/15 10:57 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got exactly what my job allows. Chin, sideburns to the bottom of ear lobes, mustache (not connected). Maximum allowed length (1.2 cm).
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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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Bumble_Dick
loathsome brute
Registered: 08/23/13
Posts: 4,015
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Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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I can only assume you work at Chippendales.
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drawde
Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 5,268
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#786337 - 07/23/15 07:56 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thebooedocksaint
Dead Dictator
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,755
Loc: Wild & Free
Last seen: 5 days, 13 hours
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Re: The Beard Thread [Re: drawde]
#786343 - 07/23/15 09:53 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shhhhh
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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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