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 Cage
Melancholy Mindfuck.
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 Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do?  [Re: Shroomofdoom]
#548537 - 04/20/11 06:50 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomofdoom said:
I once walked like a mile black out drunk to a friends house then just walked in and passed out in his front room and then pissed myself.
Quite the entrance....
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
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Loc: Neither here nor there
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Cage]
#548553 - 04/20/11 09:51 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ha I just thought of one, I was walking down the street at 4 in the morning with half a bottle of jim beam left crying for no reason, when I saw a cop and asked him for a ride explaining that I was lost and too drunk to walk home, he laughed shook his head patted me down and drove me to my apartment, I thanked him and started walking upstairs when he yells "WAIT", I was scarred he knew I had a quarter ounce of nugs in my pocket but was relieved when hes like "you forgot your bottle" and hands it to me...
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Big_tiggy
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Big_tiggy]
#548554 - 04/20/11 09:53 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Theres another one when I had eaten like 8 mg's of xanax and drank some beer along with a pint of cheap vodka, along with kratom tea, I pissed myself infront of my family, and in an attempt to take my pants off I stumbled and flew head first through the wall, I pulled my head out and started laughing hysterically
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GimmeDanger
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph] 1
#582869 - 09/01/11 09:25 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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one of my friends got really drunk and my sisters cat had just had kittens and he got down on all fours and nursed milk from the cat nipple
also this same guy threw up on the floor in my garage and ate it
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Manitou
Indépendantiste
Registered: 05/03/11
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
#582870 - 09/01/11 09:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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At a bonfire, a drunk guy climbed up a tree, but the way it was, he had to jump on a branch to get higher, he did it, but he never thought about how to get down from there... It ended up calling the firefighters to get him out of there at 4am in the morning, it was quite funny 
Edit: Gimmedanger, welcome to the growery!! 
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Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
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J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
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Edited by Manitou (09/01/11 09:28 PM)
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King Koopa
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
#582871 - 09/01/11 09:30 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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GimmeDanger said:
one of my friends got really drunk and my sisters cat had just had kittens and he got down on all fours and nursed milk from the cat nipple
also this same guy threw up on the floor in my garage and ate it
lols
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Spenner
The Spenner
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: King Koopa]
#582873 - 09/01/11 09:43 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friend got lost for an entire night, we found him in someone else's pants the next day playing flip cup with the whiskey he brought with him to the bathroom went he left to shit the night before. We found a pile of shit on the side of the road on the way there.
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GimmeDanger
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Manitou]
#582880 - 09/01/11 09:58 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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thanks man
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 T-Rex
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
#582964 - 09/02/11 02:32 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is what happens when a guy drinks too much and listens to Wutang for 4hours on repeat 
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iwasaClown
Imagining.
Registered: 03/02/11
Posts: 445
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: T-Rex]
#582967 - 09/02/11 03:15 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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For me it's gotta be the time I was at a party in high school -this kid was so wasted on the couch trying to hook up with the owners old husky, and the dog was either letting him or too old to give a fuck.
Then a few minutes later I hear the girl whose house it was scream "get the fuck away from my dog!"
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: iwasaClown]
#583001 - 09/02/11 09:31 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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So he was putting his dick in the dog?
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#583006 - 09/02/11 10:06 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah thats fucked up man.
My friend Bill always tells my dog shes sexy and makes her sit with him and slaps her naked stomach but he doesn't feel the dog up lmfao
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iwasaClown
Imagining.
Registered: 03/02/11
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
#583009 - 09/02/11 10:21 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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No not putting his dick in the dog, he was clothed just trying to catch a feel and make out.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: iwasaClown]
#583011 - 09/02/11 10:52 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I've seen plenty of people lick a dogs mouth for shock value and rubbing a dog is just petting they love that. Back in high school I know a dude everyone called a dogfucker but he was mad cool, played the banjo and dobro so I still hung out with him.
Edited by Steve Buscemi (09/02/11 10:52 AM)
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#583012 - 09/02/11 10:53 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, Bill tongue kisses my dog too. Its creepy but harmless.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
#583014 - 09/02/11 10:57 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Probably the best part of the dogs day eating the particles from his mouth.
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