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Offlinekidaihuan
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Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too)
    #75748 - 07/08/08 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) WASHINGTON D.C.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM, 7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535.

RE: FRAUD ALERT/FINAL NOTICE

This is to inform you that the Federal Bureau of  Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC  in conjunction with Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), National White Collar Crime Center (NW3C), Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) and some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) or other Commercial banks in Nigeria as regards to your over-due contract/inheritance payment which was fully endorsed in your favor.

Based on our findings, this investigation department wish to warn you against some Miscreants, unscrupulous element and Hoodlums who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of Federal Republic of Nigeria and other countries. Some of which were contacting you in respect to the claim of your approved sum of US$10.7M which was long approved in your favor by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the auspicious of the  Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Names of the reported fraudsters which have been listed in our record are:

1) Prof. Charles Soludo
2) Dr. Shamsudeem Usman
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5)Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
6) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
7) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
8) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
9) Chief Joseph Sanusi

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) in collaboration with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) as we are waiting you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names have extorted from you or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your fund transferred to you.

Furtherance to the above, be warned of these ugly circumstance in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria or any commercial banks in Nigeria or Europe. You are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO
OFFICE ADDRESS:  Central Bank of Nigeria, Tinubu Square Tinubu
Lagos - Nigeria.
Email:  paymentdepartment_cbn@o2.pl
Phone: +23417769163

For your best interest, ensure a proper co-ordination by this body which was saddled with this sanitary responsibility of transferring your money to you. For further information in relation with this notification or if you are at the verge of making any payment for whatsoever reason, we advice you to first reach us for professional advice to guide you against any unforeseen circumstances that might lead you into been scammed. Be wise and do not be deceived.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. ROBERT S. MUELLER III
Email: robert_mueller112@yahoo.it




They even spelled everything right. Those crazy nigz.

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Summary
We are the FBI.
Scammers have contacted you, don't listen to them.
You are going to get 10.7 million.
Contact the *real* bank directly at this address.




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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75749 - 07/08/08 06:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:buttsex:


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75750 - 07/08/08 06:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

my eyes hurt just looking at all that.  maybe i'll read it some time :lol:


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #75757 - 07/08/08 08:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"? :lol:


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75764 - 07/08/08 09:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What the hell kinda name is "Chukwuma"?


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75808 - 07/08/08 01:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

that wasn't funny at all


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: usg543]
    #75821 - 07/08/08 01:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That wasn't funny, it did however hurt my eyes from reading it... The only way to make this post better is with boobs. I demand, now deliver.


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75823 - 07/08/08 02:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol nigers


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Sativus]
    #75831 - 07/08/08 02:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)








There, i've made your thread better. I have nothing more to say.


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #75835 - 07/08/08 02:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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kidaihuan said:
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and some other relevant Investigation Agencies







:dumblol:


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: 81renaissance]
    #75883 - 07/08/08 04:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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81renaissance said:
Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"? :lol:




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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: THEBats]
    #75893 - 07/08/08 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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81renaissance said:
Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"? :lol:







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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Roxum]
    #75894 - 07/08/08 04:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Roxum said:
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kidaihuan said:
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and some other relevant Investigation Agencies




:dumblol:




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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #75895 - 07/08/08 04:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Slave of Cthulhu said:







There, i've made your thread better. I have nothing more to say.




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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Sativus]
    #75896 - 07/08/08 04:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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lol nigers




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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #76060 - 07/08/08 07:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sativus said:
lol nigers







:lol:


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #76062 - 07/08/08 07:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That was stupid and anyone who falls for that deserves it. I bet you fell for it. You, or your fat McDonalds eating slanty eyed wife.


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Tangerines]
    #76063 - 07/08/08 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nah.

My mom almost fell for a You won the European lottery that you don't remember entering. She got it in the mail a few years back and thought she won a few mill.


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #76064 - 07/08/08 07:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That doesn't surprise me at all. I can tell you inherited her genes.


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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #76068 - 07/08/08 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you suck, go make an asian thread


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