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kidaihuan
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Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too)
#75748 - 07/08/08 04:47 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) WASHINGTON D.C. WASHINGTON D.C ROOM, 7367 J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535.
RE: FRAUD ALERT/FINAL NOTICE
This is to inform you that the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), National White Collar Crime Center (NW3C), Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) and some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) or other Commercial banks in Nigeria as regards to your over-due contract/inheritance payment which was fully endorsed in your favor.
Based on our findings, this investigation department wish to warn you against some Miscreants, unscrupulous element and Hoodlums who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of Federal Republic of Nigeria and other countries. Some of which were contacting you in respect to the claim of your approved sum of US$10.7M which was long approved in your favor by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the auspicious of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
Names of the reported fraudsters which have been listed in our record are:
1) Prof. Charles Soludo 2) Dr. Shamsudeem Usman 3) Dr. R. Rasheed 4) Barrister Awele Ugorji 5)Barrister Ucheuzo Williams 6) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi 7) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala 8) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili 9) Chief Joseph Sanusi
The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) in collaboration with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) as we are waiting you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names have extorted from you or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your fund transferred to you. Furtherance to the above, be warned of these ugly circumstance in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria or any commercial banks in Nigeria or Europe. You are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly: NAME: PROF. CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Tinubu Square Tinubu Lagos - Nigeria. Email: paymentdepartment_cbn@o2.pl Phone: +23417769163 For your best interest, ensure a proper co-ordination by this body which was saddled with this sanitary responsibility of transferring your money to you. For further information in relation with this notification or if you are at the verge of making any payment for whatsoever reason, we advice you to first reach us for professional advice to guide you against any unforeseen circumstances that might lead you into been scammed. Be wise and do not be deceived. Yours Faithfully, Mr. ROBERT S. MUELLER III Email: robert_mueller112@yahoo.it
They even spelled everything right. Those crazy nigz.
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Summary We are the FBI. Scammers have contacted you, don't listen to them. You are going to get 10.7 million. Contact the *real* bank directly at this address.
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Coaster
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75749 - 07/08/08 04:51 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75750 - 07/08/08 04:52 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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my eyes hurt just looking at all that. maybe i'll read it some time
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81renaissance
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#75757 - 07/08/08 06:39 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"?
-------------------- "So it goes." -Kurt Vonnegut BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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Toiletduk
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75764 - 07/08/08 07:29 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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What the hell kinda name is "Chukwuma"?
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usg543
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75808 - 07/08/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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that wasn't funny at all
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: usg543]
#75821 - 07/08/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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That wasn't funny, it did however hurt my eyes from reading it... The only way to make this post better is with boobs. I demand, now deliver.
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Sativus
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75823 - 07/08/08 12:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol nigers
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Sativus]
#75831 - 07/08/08 12:19 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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There, i've made your thread better. I have nothing more to say.
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Roxum
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#75835 - 07/08/08 12:26 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said:
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and some other relevant Investigation Agencies
Edited by Roxum (07/08/08 02:50 PM)
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THEBats
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: 81renaissance]
#75883 - 07/08/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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81renaissance said: Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"?
-------------------- kickin-two-hundo said: you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: THEBats]
#75893 - 07/08/08 02:42 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
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81renaissance said: Isn't the person they tell you to contact at the "real" bank actually the first name on the list of "fraudsters"?
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Roxum]
#75894 - 07/08/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Roxum said:
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kidaihuan said:
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#75895 - 07/08/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Slave of Cthulhu said:
There, i've made your thread better. I have nothing more to say.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Sativus]
#75896 - 07/08/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sativus said: lol nigers
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#76060 - 07/08/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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Sativus said: lol nigers
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Tangerines
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76062 - 07/08/08 05:54 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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That was stupid and anyone who falls for that deserves it. I bet you fell for it. You, or your fat McDonalds eating slanty eyed wife.
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Tangerines]
#76063 - 07/08/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nah.
My mom almost fell for a You won the European lottery that you don't remember entering. She got it in the mail a few years back and thought she won a few mill.
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Tangerines
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76064 - 07/08/08 05:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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That doesn't surprise me at all. I can tell you inherited her genes.
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76068 - 07/08/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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you suck, go make an asian thread
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76080 - 07/08/08 06:37 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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b0b gnarley said: you suck, go make an asian thread
Everyone is pissed off about those threads, can't. Just going to make nigger threads for the time being until everyone forgets about it and I can go back to Asian FTW threads.
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76104 - 07/08/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said:
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b0b gnarley said: you suck, go make an asian thread
Everyone is pissed off about those threads, can't. Just going to make nigger threads for the time being until everyone forgets about it and I can go back to Asian FTW threads.
Try real life, its awesome
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76122 - 07/08/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm Asian FTW in real life, too.
I came all the way to live in China because I'm so Asian FTW.
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76123 - 07/08/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh wait, your canadian. stick to the interwebs
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76125 - 07/08/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, fuck Canada.
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76126 - 07/08/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck the US, too, though, it's worse.
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76137 - 07/08/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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iraq ftw
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76139 - 07/08/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Afganistan > Iraq
(more dr00gz)
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76142 - 07/08/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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mmmmmm...opium
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76144 - 07/08/08 08:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tangerines
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76150 - 07/08/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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b0b gnarley said: mmmmmm...heroin
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MFDoom666
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: kidaihuan]
#76151 - 07/08/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said: Fuck the US, too, though, it's worse.
qft
canada>us
-------------------- FurrowedBrow said: They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101 Harry_Ba11sach said: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: MFDoom666]
#76197 - 07/08/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
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kidaihuan said: Fuck the US, too, though, it's worse.
qft
canada>us
mexico>canada
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76208 - 07/08/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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b0b gnarley said:
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MFDoom666 said:
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kidaihuan said: Fuck the US, too, though, it's worse.
qft
canada>us
mexico>canada
third world/developing countries > canada/usa/most of europe/australia
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MFDoom666
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76211 - 07/08/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i do like mexico but i like the snow factor of canada.
plus the weedz and i dig the way they talk.
-------------------- FurrowedBrow said: They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101 Harry_Ba11sach said: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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kidaihuan
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: MFDoom666]
#76219 - 07/08/08 09:14 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, snow is pretty
Weed laws are still fucky up in Canada, though. Not as easy on it as you think - criminal records for possession means good luck ever leaving the country again.
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: MFDoom666]
#76235 - 07/08/08 09:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats why so cal owns, got mexico, surfing, snowboarding, bomb herb
you can do all in one day
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76261 - 07/08/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, but snowboarding in socal is so iffy
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b0b gnarley
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#76267 - 07/08/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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bear and mt high get the job done
i fucking love mammoth...and utah, pure sex on a board
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still beLIEve
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76607 - 07/09/08 09:01 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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that was too long to read
bad post
-------------------- niteowl said: See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot. Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile? If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing? I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Funniest reverse psycology Nigerian scam email I just got (through Gmail's adfilter, too) [Re: b0b gnarley]
#76620 - 07/09/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, I'm just spoiled
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