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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Damn dude
    #536676 - 03/13/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

So I splurged a bit last night and got a gram of molly. Half for me and half for her. We snort it all in one sitting and are feeling good within 30 mins. We take it to the bedroom, cuddle, kiss and bite, the usual. Then it comes time for the real deal, I unbutton her pants and pull em down only for her to tell me she JUST started her period. Like it literally had started within the 10 mins of foreplay.
FML man.
Rolling+Blue Balls=Bullshit


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #536682 - 03/13/11 08:57 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

you can still get off.

make it happen.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: MFDoom666]
    #536685 - 03/13/11 08:59 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

She wasnt down for any bootyhole action.
And she has this phobia of sucking dick.

I would rather stick with the blueballs then masturbate on molly.


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #536690 - 03/13/11 09:12 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

word, you'll be fine then.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Damn dude [Re: MFDoom666]
    #536702 - 03/13/11 10:09 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Ill fucks a girl on her period if I'm with her and its not just some trick. I don't really see the issue.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #536707 - 03/13/11 10:15 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Well I am with this girl, have been for almost a year now, and I would be cool with it, because we could have just hopped in the shower afterwards, but she aint down wit it :\


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OfflineDungenessDank
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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #536713 - 03/13/11 10:37 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Ill fucks a girl on her period




:randy:

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Offlinevolcomstoner
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #536716 - 03/13/11 10:45 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:
Well I am with this girl, have been for almost a year now, and I would be cool with it, because we could have just hopped in the shower afterwards, but she aint down wit it:\



And why should that stop you?
:evil:


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InvisibleiStoner
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Re: Damn dude [Re: volcomstoner]
    #536722 - 03/13/11 11:14 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

This girl seems like a total buzzkill. All your getting from her is straight vaginal sex? I bet all she's only up for missionary too. :rolleyes:


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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #536729 - 03/14/11 12:00 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Someone has to say it...

Don't ask, just..


























DSHSB! :gethigh:

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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #536731 - 03/14/11 12:08 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Someone has to say it...

Don't ask, just..


























DSHSB! :gethigh:




It's the only option imo.  Plus, a gf that won't give you a bj?  What the fuck is that?  She should've hooked you up at least since ya'll were like already in the act and then she stopped, that's fucked up.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #536750 - 03/14/11 02:10 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

You can give her some heroin. I hear that is a aphrodisiac for girls.

:coaster:

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Re: Damn dude [Re: Dephect]
    #536751 - 03/14/11 02:48 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah. Actually it is but, damn, :nonono:

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Invisibleopenmind
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #536758 - 03/14/11 04:49 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

You did 500mg of mdma?....


Ouch, I know that's not unheard of but damn that's a lot of molly! So as long as it wasn't cut :shrug:.




:stoner:


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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #536768 - 03/14/11 07:16 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Ill fucks a girl on her period if I'm with her and its not just some trick. I don't really see the issue.




hell yeah

it helps make the period easier on the woman as well

it's all good

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: Nothing Is]
    #537012 - 03/14/11 10:33 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Yeah for real man, it does kinda suck but she is awesome. I can go without blow jobs. And yeah, I kinda regret doing 500mg, I mean, I felt fucking phenomenal, but the day after I was pretty sure my insides were failing and I almost had to go to the hospital.


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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay] * 1
    #537015 - 03/14/11 10:37 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Someone has to say it...

Don't ask, just..


























DSHSB! :gethigh:




I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.


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InvisibleiStoner
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537018 - 03/14/11 10:41 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

:laugh2:


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InvisibleTripityDooDaDay
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537030 - 03/14/11 11:17 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:

I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.




OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB. :gethigh:

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #537032 - 03/14/11 11:20 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:

I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.




OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB. :gethigh:




Hahahaha!
It's actually funny, because I am about 5' 8" and 135 pounds and my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.

It is embarrassing to say to cool people over the internet.
But yes.
She totally could beat the shit out of me.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537043 - 03/14/11 11:38 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:
Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:

I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.




OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB. :gethigh:




Hahahaha!
It's actually funny, because I am about 5' 8" and 135 pounds and my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.

It is embarrassing to say to cool people over the internet.
But yes.
She totally could beat the shit out of me.




Sounds a bit like she already has maybe. You should probably go ahead and buy her a strap on if you want this relationship to last.

Also... before you go spending money...

Quote:

my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.





You may want to check for "her" possibly being already equipped.

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #537044 - 03/14/11 11:44 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I told her some random person on the internet asked me to check for a penis. She doesn't have one. What size strap on do you suggest?


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537046 - 03/14/11 11:47 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

6'4 are you fucking kiddin me?

She's 8 inches taller then you bro you prolly need a new girl.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #537048 - 03/14/11 11:50 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
6'4 are you fucking kiddin me?

She's 8 inches taller then you bro you prolly need a new girl.




Nah man, I dig a pair of long skinny legs.

I don't understand what height has to do with someone's relationship either.

Alot of our friends though say its a weird match, since I am one of the shortest in the group and she is by far the tallest. I am happy though :smile: there isn't anything I would change about her.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537050 - 03/14/11 11:53 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:
I told her some random person on the internet asked me to check for a penis. She doesn't have one. What size strap on do you suggest?




I don't think it will take much. Sounds like her driving will cover it where it counts. :wink:

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OfflineBigBudz
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537091 - 03/15/11 08:13 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

I don't get it. Maybe I'm aggressive, but if I screw a girl on her period I damage her vagina walls and prolong the period. Perhaps you men are sissies, but I screw my woman! I don't like screwing on her period because it literally damages her uterus.


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You are most likely being mind controlled if you live in the USA. The technology was discovered back in the late 1980's. You can easily see weird towers on government buildings...
http://www.cheniere.org/misc/sparkoflife.htm#mindcontrol

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Damn dude [Re: BigBudz]
    #537102 - 03/15/11 09:19 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Lol


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineDungenessDank
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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #537104 - 03/15/11 09:47 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Lol





Also, I'd fuck a tall chick.

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Re: Damn dude [Re: BigBudz] * 1
    #537114 - 03/15/11 10:17 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

BigBudz said:
I don't get it. Maybe I'm aggressive, but if I screw a girl on her period I damage her vagina walls and prolong the period. Perhaps you men are sissies, but I screw my woman! I don't like screwing on her period because it literally damages her uterus.





SMART MOVE MAN!!!  Gotta be careful or you end up having kids like Obie here. :thumbup:



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OfflineShroomofdoom
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Re: Damn dude [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #537175 - 03/15/11 03:57 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:

BigBudz said:
I don't get it. Maybe I'm aggressive, but if I screw a girl on her period I damage her vagina walls and prolong the period. Perhaps you men are sissies, but I screw my woman! I don't like screwing on her period because it literally damages her uterus.





SMART MOVE MAN!!!  Gotta be careful or you end up having kids like Obie here. :thumbup:






:laugh2:  +5 from me  :happyweed:

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OfflineRasJeph
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537185 - 03/15/11 05:14 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

:redwings:

I never get to use that.

So, I just wanted to post it.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: DungenessDank]
    #537190 - 03/15/11 05:55 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

DungenessDank said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Lol





Also, I'd fuck a tall chick.




Seriously, everyone on here should hook up with a tall girl.

It's pretty exciting.

And as for what BigBudz said.....Oh yeah, I have nothing to say to that.

ShroomofDoom +1 for that clip of Obie :smile: Gave me a good laugh.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537226 - 03/15/11 07:16 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Well I mean id hook up with a tall girl. But I've over 6 foot.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineSmokeyMcPot
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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #537272 - 03/15/11 09:35 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Well I mean id hook up with a tall girl. But I've over 6 foot.





Well your going to have to find a taller babe then :O


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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537300 - 03/15/11 10:47 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

post a pic of said female bigfoot


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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]

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Re: Damn dude [Re: MR.HEADY]
    #537321 - 03/15/11 11:52 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

I would rather not post a picture of me or my girlfriend on the internet for privacy reasons Mr. Heady, I am sorry :frown:


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Damn dude [Re: SmokeyMcPot]
    #537329 - 03/16/11 01:06 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Lame


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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