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Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? * 1
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I have a new top favorite now.

A buddy of mine was drinking all day by the time I got to his house. We were buzzed and seeing what would fit in his new shop vac. He was sucking shit up it (including his house keys) and then somehow accidentally got it near his mouth.

It sucked to his face, and it either pulled the puke out of his stomach,or he just gagged and barfed into it. But, either way, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen haha.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking amazing!


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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:ahahaha:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: budnectar]
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:rofl: Wow...

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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Hahahahahaha, niiiiiiiice. Makes for a quick clean up.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Edited by Steve Buscemi (10/18/11 02:55 PM)

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
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Steve Buscemi said:
One time I got drunk at a hardees with all my friends working in the back, we locked the doors and smoked out the whole building wall to wall. We got so loaded I ended up break dance spinning on the floor covered with cooking spray...... by the end of the night we were pissing in the prep sink. The night ended with me pissing all over the entire store before the cops and manager showed up. So we all hoped in our cars then hauled ass in different directions in high speed chases. Nobody got arrested accept the one guy who didn't run because he was 21 and serving kids booze. I think I passed out with my pants down in the drive thru early in the night.




Reason number 281 on why you shouldn't serve under aged kids alcohol.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: King Koopa]
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One time I chugged like half a bottle of Bacardi in the process of about 5 minutes, and about an hour later, was so wasted that I stripped naked and just started flipping off everyone in sight..... So glad I don't really drink anymore... Mary Jane never betrays me like alcohol does :awehigh:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph] * 1
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Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


:rofl2:
This and the OP are pure gold.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:




Well, that's one way to stay hydrated :shrug: ....




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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: openmind]
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haha this is so funny this thread popped up ras! So umm yeah just got outta the hospital a few hours ago from an alcohol related injury and almost killed myself. I don't want to put all the details on the internet because there is still an open investigation going on but lets just say a buddy and me stole something from our university at 3 in the morning hammered and I ended up with a scissor in my neck (barely missing my throat, vocal cords, and jugular thank God) and was in the er/hospital the entire weekend. If anyone is desperate for details pm me but thats all I'm really gonna say right now.

P.s. I love seeing the synchronicity threads in TSL then something like this happens on the growery hahah!

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: jkell]
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:eek: Christ, glad you're OK.

Lol good ones guys :thumbup:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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My girlfriends brother recently went missing for 48hours and missed work plus his family birthday dinner. Turns out he went out the night before work for some "quiet drinks, should be home early" and came home two days later with a black eye and cuts all over his face. Turns out he was getting excited about his birthday party and then got kinda rowdy, tripped and knocked himself out on the pavement :lol:


All he said when he came in at 8:30pm that night to the relief of his fam was "Mum! Everyone's so excited about my party, its gonna be so awesome":lol:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: T-Rex]
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Fucking aussie bastards :lol:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: DungenessDank]
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One time we were having a house party and a drunk guy ate 3 cubes of chalk from the pool table.

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Shroomofdoom]
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At a bar in dublin i watched my cousins friend puke in some random dudes hood and play it off perfectly cause the dude felt something


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: NobodyImportant]
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My mate got so pissed he hooked up with afifty two year old then ate half a tin of dog food, he then went on to tell everyone how they tasted similar.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Blazed as]
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I once walked like a mile black out drunk to a friends house then just walked in and passed out in his front room and then pissed myself.

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