Home | Community | Message Board


Seedsman.com
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
The Official Zork Thread
    #561448 - 06/03/11 03:58 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire





West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.


Edited by smurf_master (06/18/11 07:08 PM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561481 - 06/03/11 08:02 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>open mailbox


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDungenessDank
Lord of the Flies


Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #561492 - 06/03/11 09:22 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>look Gasoline


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleT-Rex
Herbsman
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles Flag
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #561496 - 06/03/11 10:30 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>remove gasoline


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #561507 - 06/03/11 11:49 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>open mailbox

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.


>look gasoline

I don't know the word "gasoline"

>take gasoline

I don't know the word "gasoline"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleT-Rex
Herbsman
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles Flag
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561509 - 06/03/11 12:20 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

/thread


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineManitou
Indépendantiste
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/03/11
Posts: 7,041
Loc: Québecédelic
Last seen: 1 day, 16 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #561510 - 06/03/11 12:28 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

> Siphon the gasoline, put in on the mailbox and light it up

Quote:

T-Rex said:
/thread




:realpacman:


--------------------
Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
--------------------------------------------
For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: Manitou]
    #561513 - 06/03/11 12:50 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

:awenuhuh:


>North

You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

>North

Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

>Climb Tree

You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach. Besides you on the branch is a small bird's nest. In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with find gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.




That's how it's done.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561622 - 06/03/11 06:54 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>take leaflet
>read leaflet


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #561746 - 06/04/11 02:51 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>take leaflet

Taken.


>read leaflet

ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561773 - 06/04/11 08:26 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>south
>west


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #561825 - 06/04/11 01:22 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>south

South of House
You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded.

>west
West of House
There is a small mailbox here.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinealienscience
Farve in training
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 473
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561839 - 06/04/11 02:00 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Lol, this is the worst game for a stoner forum =)


--------------------
Official member of MAPS

User does not condone or encourage illegal/illicit behavior.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: alienscience]
    #561840 - 06/04/11 02:01 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

more like the best.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSlave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #561844 - 06/04/11 02:10 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>Insert Finger


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #561849 - 06/04/11 02:29 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

maybe I did that wrong,
I'm trying to get to the backside of the house


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #562006 - 06/05/11 12:54 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>south

South of House

>east

You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #562085 - 06/05/11 06:39 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>open window
>enter window


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesmurf_master
Master Smurf


Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #562153 - 06/05/11 01:40 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>open window

With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.

>enter window

Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open. On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineCosmicFool
Psychoholic
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,630
Loc: 203 Flag
Last seen: 22 days, 12 hours
Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #562625 - 06/07/11 08:53 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

>west


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* The Official Vaporizer Thread
( 1 2 3 4 all )
StrandedVoyager 13,394 75 03/28/14 10:24 PM
by drawde
* The Official TIC Thread
( 1 2 3 4 ... 18 19 all )
Roxum 27,298 360 12/12/08 07:19 PM
by Roxum
* The Official Benzo Thread ConcreteJungle 2,174 16 11/07/08 02:54 AM
by neepling
* Zippo420 official appreciation thread zippo420 1,729 14 10/05/09 02:29 AM
by MFDoom666
* Official EMC thread-wednesday tsollost 1,044 9 07/02/08 10:52 AM
by MFDoom666
* The Official DIY Thread Dexter_Morgan 517 0 04/23/08 03:13 AM
by Dexter_Morgan
* Mornin' Stoner Thread
( 1 2 3 4 ... 82 83 )
Atheist
72,045 1,640 07/11/09 02:34 PM
by Picklez
* Ween - the official appreciation thread :D!? neepling 1,272 15 10/21/08 03:23 AM
by Coaster

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: FurrowedBrow, Harry_Ba11sach, Stoneth, Dr. Siekadellyk
5,023 topic views. 6 members, 458 guests and 78 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
World Seed Supply
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.056 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 16 queries.