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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #562651 - 06/07/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>west

You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange Gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity. A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #562763 - 06/07/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

being the kind of afgncaap i am i'll
>take sword

and becasuse i'd hate to be eaten by a grue i'll
>take lantern


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #562804 - 06/07/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>take sword

Taken.

>take lantern.

Taken.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #562999 - 06/08/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>east
>upstairs


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #563253 - 06/09/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>east

Kitchen.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quality of water.

>up

You have moved into a dark place. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #563333 - 06/09/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>use lantern


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #563351 - 06/09/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>turn on lantern

This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down. A large coil of rope is lying in the corner. On a table is a nasty-looking knife.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #563358 - 06/09/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

one can never have too much rope
>take rope

and who can turn down more cutlery
>take knife

>go down (twss)


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #563393 - 06/09/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>take rope

Taken.

>take knife

Taken.

>go down

On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #563803 - 06/11/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok i tink im done here
lets take that path north of the house


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #563983 - 06/12/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In on corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.


>north
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north is a narrow path winds through the tree.

>north
Forest Path
This is a path window through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularity large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #564051 - 06/12/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

> North

>Examine Tree


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #564055 - 06/12/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>north

Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south. On the ground is a pile of leaves.

>examine leaves

There's nothing special about the pile of leaves.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #564056 - 06/12/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>Homicidal maniac

A Homicidal maniac runs towards you from the Forrest wielding a large knife

>Stabbed to death

The homicidal maniac stabs you to death


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #564059 - 06/12/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:uhno:

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #564168 - 06/13/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i think you have smoked yourself retarded
you have a length of rope and a tree
and you resort to a maniac to try and kill me

ok first
>frolic in leaves
>south
>climb branches


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #564255 - 06/13/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>south 

Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularl large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

>climb branches

Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach. Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest. In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #564299 - 06/14/11 05:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>take egg
>climb down
>open egg


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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #564323 - 06/14/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

>take egg

Taken.

>climb down
(down the tree)
Forest Path

>open egg
You have neither the tools nor the expertise.

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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565161 - 06/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

either you and I have different definition of the word delicate
or of the word open

either way moving on...
I don't know where to go
I didn't see any paths out of the woods
lets go back to the pile of leaves
can I look under it?


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