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The Bridge Master

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best excuse ever
    #550485 - 04/25/11 05:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Lord of the Flies

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Re: best excuse ever [Re: THEBats]
    #550490 - 04/25/11 06:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He had his remarks stricken from the record, proving he's a jackass.

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Re: best excuse ever [Re: DungenessDank]
    #550526 - 04/25/11 08:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yup, that's our leaders!:facepalm:


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Re: best excuse ever [Re: THEBats]
    #550528 - 04/25/11 09:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

jokes brah.  they tell em like that on the senate floor.


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Re: best excuse ever [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #550549 - 04/25/11 10:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck Fox. Sooo hard. I can't believe they try to be a legitimate news source whenever they give shows to fear-mongering asshats like Glenn Beck.

"When I awaken,
The first thing on my mind,
A little bit of cornflakes,
And a blunt that's all mine."-PUTS

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Re: best excuse ever [Re: Far Stox]
    #550551 - 04/25/11 10:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

lol so funny
thats a great excuse
i do that all the time
"hey baby u wana fuck"
if u dont im jk but if u do im serious


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