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OfflineDoitagain
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give me a good excuse
    #10530 - 04/23/08 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

to give to my employer, cause i don't feel like working my shift today.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10542 - 04/23/08 03:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

stomach virus.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: JollyGreenJRayV]
    #10543 - 04/23/08 03:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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stomach virus.



Always works! I don't think they like it when you'r shittin ur pants all day!


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10545 - 04/23/08 03:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I always prefer the diarrhea route because nobody really wants to talk about someone else's shit.


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OfflineDoitagain
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: JollyGreenJRayV]
    #10552 - 04/23/08 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10560 - 04/23/08 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

only you, only you...:lol:


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10561 - 04/23/08 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.



You!

I have used this excuse, but only with family that has already passed, I would hate to say something like that and the shit really happen. I know the odds are bad, but I wouldn't take the chance.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Rickster]
    #10568 - 04/23/08 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Rickster said:
Quote:

Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.



You!

I have used this excuse, but only with family that has already passed, I would hate to say something like that and the shit really happen. I know the odds are bad, but I wouldn't take the chance.



well it's with family that doesn't exist, because one of my grandpas is living but he lives in LA, and i told her i had to go visit my grandpa in fresno, but i have no grandpa in fresno but fresnos far enough that theres no way i could be back in time to finish my shift.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10591 - 04/23/08 04:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you tell them someone died too, you can get days off for a funereal. :awesome:


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #10603 - 04/23/08 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:yesnod: Just be sure you keep track of who you've killed off. When I was in HS, I was wroking as a dishwasher at a restaurant, and I had my grandma die twice. :tongue:


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Toiletduk]
    #10604 - 04/23/08 04:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i lol'd,, yeah i better be careful about that lmao.


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Toiletduk]
    #10619 - 04/23/08 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well most people DO have to grandmas.

On a side note: Yes! finally I can rate people!


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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
    #10679 - 04/23/08 05:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.




well you did.
don't beat yourself up , hit a bowl and think about why you skipped work in the first place.


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