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Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? * 1
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I have a new top favorite now.

A buddy of mine was drinking all day by the time I got to his house. We were buzzed and seeing what would fit in his new shop vac. He was sucking shit up it (including his house keys) and then somehow accidentally got it near his mouth.

It sucked to his face, and it either pulled the puke out of his stomach,or he just gagged and barfed into it. But, either way, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen haha.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking amazing!


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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:ahahaha:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: budnectar]
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:rofl: Wow...

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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Hahahahahaha, niiiiiiiice. Makes for a quick clean up.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Edited by Steve Buscemi (10/18/11 02:55 PM)

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
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Steve Buscemi said:
One time I got drunk at a hardees with all my friends working in the back, we locked the doors and smoked out the whole building wall to wall. We got so loaded I ended up break dance spinning on the floor covered with cooking spray...... by the end of the night we were pissing in the prep sink. The night ended with me pissing all over the entire store before the cops and manager showed up. So we all hoped in our cars then hauled ass in different directions in high speed chases. Nobody got arrested accept the one guy who didn't run because he was 21 and serving kids booze. I think I passed out with my pants down in the drive thru early in the night.




Reason number 281 on why you shouldn't serve under aged kids alcohol.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: King Koopa]
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One time I chugged like half a bottle of Bacardi in the process of about 5 minutes, and about an hour later, was so wasted that I stripped naked and just started flipping off everyone in sight..... So glad I don't really drink anymore... Mary Jane never betrays me like alcohol does :awehigh:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph] * 1
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Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


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This and the OP are pure gold.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: m3kgt]
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m3kgt said:
Back in the day we were all chillin putting down some beers. One of our friends was piss drunk wasted from drinking all damn day. By the end of the night we were out of beer and he pissed in the empty bottle and drank it in front of everyone. We were all like, 'dude wtf are you doin?" and he was like "fuck it, ive been drinkin soo much the my piss is practically beer". No man, not really. :crazybeard:




Well, that's one way to stay hydrated :shrug: ....




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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: openmind]
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haha this is so funny this thread popped up ras! So umm yeah just got outta the hospital a few hours ago from an alcohol related injury and almost killed myself. I don't want to put all the details on the internet because there is still an open investigation going on but lets just say a buddy and me stole something from our university at 3 in the morning hammered and I ended up with a scissor in my neck (barely missing my throat, vocal cords, and jugular thank God) and was in the er/hospital the entire weekend. If anyone is desperate for details pm me but thats all I'm really gonna say right now.

P.s. I love seeing the synchronicity threads in TSL then something like this happens on the growery hahah!

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: jkell]
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:eek: Christ, glad you're OK.

Lol good ones guys :thumbup:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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My girlfriends brother recently went missing for 48hours and missed work plus his family birthday dinner. Turns out he went out the night before work for some "quiet drinks, should be home early" and came home two days later with a black eye and cuts all over his face. Turns out he was getting excited about his birthday party and then got kinda rowdy, tripped and knocked himself out on the pavement :lol:


All he said when he came in at 8:30pm that night to the relief of his fam was "Mum! Everyone's so excited about my party, its gonna be so awesome":lol:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: T-Rex]
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Fucking aussie bastards :lol:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: DungenessDank]
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One time we were having a house party and a drunk guy ate 3 cubes of chalk from the pool table.

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Shroomofdoom]
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At a bar in dublin i watched my cousins friend puke in some random dudes hood and play it off perfectly cause the dude felt something


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: NobodyImportant]
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My mate got so pissed he hooked up with afifty two year old then ate half a tin of dog food, he then went on to tell everyone how they tasted similar.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Blazed as]
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I once walked like a mile black out drunk to a friends house then just walked in and passed out in his front room and then pissed myself.

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Shroomofdoom]
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Shroomofdoom said:
I once walked like a mile black out drunk to a friends house then just walked in and passed out in his front room and then pissed myself.


Quite the entrance....

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Cage]
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Ha I just thought of one, I was walking down the street at 4 in the morning with half a bottle of jim beam left crying for no reason, when I saw a cop and asked him for a ride explaining that I was lost and too drunk to walk home, he laughed shook his head patted me down and drove me to my apartment, I thanked him and started walking upstairs when he yells "WAIT", I was scarred he knew I had a quarter ounce of nugs in my pocket but was relieved when hes like "you forgot your bottle" and hands it to me...

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Big_tiggy]
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Theres another one when I had eaten like 8 mg's of xanax and drank some beer along with a pint of cheap vodka, along with kratom tea, I pissed myself infront of my family, and in an attempt to take my pants off I stumbled and flew head first through the wall, I pulled my head out and started laughing hysterically

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph] * 1
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one of my friends got really drunk and my sisters cat had just had kittens and he got down on all fours and nursed milk from the cat nipple

also this same guy threw up on the floor in my garage and ate it

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
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At a bonfire, a drunk guy climbed up a tree, but the way it was, he had to jump on a branch to get higher, he did it, but he never thought about how to get down from there... It ended up calling the firefighters to get him out of there at 4am in the morning, it was quite funny :borat:

Edit: Gimmedanger, welcome to the growery!! :sambergfive:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
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GimmeDanger said:
one of my friends got really drunk and my sisters cat had just had kittens and he got down on all fours and nursed milk from the cat nipple

also this same guy threw up on the floor in my garage and ate it


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: King Koopa]
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My friend got lost for an entire night, we found him in someone else's pants the next day playing flip cup with the whiskey he brought with him to the bathroom went he left to shit the night before. We found a pile of shit on the side of the road on the way there.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Manitou]
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thanks man

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: GimmeDanger]
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This is what happens when a guy drinks too much and listens to Wutang for 4hours on repeat :lol:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: T-Rex]
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For me it's gotta be the time I was at a party in high school -this kid was so wasted on the couch trying to hook up with the owners old husky, and the dog was either letting him or too old to give a fuck.
Then a few minutes later I hear the girl whose house it was scream "get the fuck away from my dog!"


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: iwasaClown]
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So he was putting his dick in the dog?:frown:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
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Yeah thats fucked up man.

My friend Bill always tells my dog shes sexy and makes her sit with him and slaps her naked stomach but he doesn't feel the dog up lmfao :lol:


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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No not putting his dick in the dog, he was clothed just trying to catch a feel and make out.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: iwasaClown]
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Well I've seen plenty of people lick a dogs mouth for shock value and rubbing a dog is just petting they love that. Back in high school I know a dude everyone called a dogfucker but he was mad cool, played the banjo and dobro so I still hung out with him.:ooo:

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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
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:lol: Yeah, Bill tongue kisses my dog too. Its creepy but harmless.


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Re: Funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk dude do? [Re: RasJeph]
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Probably the best part of the dogs day eating the particles from his mouth.

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