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Offlineencryptor
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Urine Drug Test by LabCorp
    #532213 - 03/02/11 01:52 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Oh Shit!  I'm suppose to take a drug test for labcorp panel 2-9 within two days.  I smoke my last bowl yesterday at lunch.  I've been smoking quiet regularly before this.  This is for a very nice job.  What should I do?  How long do I really need to stay off the pot before taking their test?:mushroom2:


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532216 - 03/02/11 01:56 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Well it depends on a lot of factors, such a your fat ratio and metabolism but my guess would be you're not going to be clean in two days if you're a regular smoker.

I've never had to get clean, some people will recommend some methods.  I think your best bet is synthetic urine though.  IDK.


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: THEBats]
    #532223 - 03/02/11 02:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

go to www.ureasample.com and get some clean urine.  It's not synthetic and they have a kit that allows you to warm it up.  I smoked up till I had to do my last two piss tests.  They were both clean using their product.  You will need to overnight it to you, so i hope price isn't an option.  But you can expect to piss dirty if you dont do anything.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: THEBats]
    #532226 - 03/02/11 02:27 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Apparently this company wants me to take the test ASAP.  If I drink lots of water between now and the test, and drink lots of water morning of test, how long will I need to give it?


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532227 - 03/02/11 02:29 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

No one will be able to tell you the answer to that with any certainty.  Only you know your body.  Do you have a fast metabolism?  Drinking lots of water will dilute your test.  That may give you additional time.  But they may frown if you hand them a sample that's clear.  but dont quote me on that.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532229 - 03/02/11 02:34 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Will a lab know if I use synthetic urine?


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532255 - 03/02/11 03:55 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Its ment to be submitted to the lab.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532339 - 03/02/11 07:04 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

U better do something brah!
I have tried the drink pleanty of water technique and failed! Of course I am not you.
when I failed mine it was just an instant test, pee in a cup, squirt a small sample into tray and wait 15 minutes. These kinda test are not even close to a lab tested urinalysis. Lab test can give a parts per million type read out.

Do not tempt fate if you want and need this job!!


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532346 - 03/02/11 07:11 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

If sent to a lab they will be able to tell the urine is fake.  So get the non-fake clean urine that FB suggested.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532360 - 03/02/11 07:47 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I can't say if you will test clean.  I just went through the Labcorp process last week.  This is what I experienced.

  • Was given 72hrs to take the test.
  • When I arrived the first thing I had to do was take off my jacket and leave it in a secured place.
  • Then I had to completely empty all pockets into a lock box.
  • Then I had to wash hands with soap and water.
  • After that I was given the cup and instructed to urinate in a bathroom.  They did not watch.
  • They checked the piss cup for the right temperature.  The temp strip measured in 1/2 degree increments.
  • Then I had to sign the samples and wash my hands again.
  • All my stuff was given back to me once the samples were in the shipping pouch.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: CrayolaHalls]
    #532455 - 03/02/11 09:34 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

ive took 30+ tests for them, by far the easiest to pass.

get an ace bandage/handwarmer/clean piss in a cleaned out elmers glue bottle. 

they dont search you or anything all you do is empty your pockets


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: still beLIEve]
    #532534 - 03/02/11 11:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

dude i want to use the synthetic shit over my dad's clean piss.  it's weird, so why not just use the synthetic shit.  This works right?  It visually looks good.:syringe::mushroom2:


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532576 - 03/03/11 12:06 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

encryptor said:
dude i want to use the synthetic shit over my dad's clean piss.  it's weird, so why not just use the synthetic shit.  This works right?  It visually looks good.:syringe::mushroom2:





no it doesnt work. not with labcorp. I lost a job due to synthetic urine

wish I could remember the brand name off the top of my head, although a search of my posts on here might turn up the name

I would just find someone who doesnt use drugs and throw them 10-20 bucks to piss in a cup for you

edit- QuickFix is the name of the one that I bought and it failed.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: Picklez]
    #532583 - 03/03/11 12:14 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

really? ive used synthetic a bunch and its always worked. but be brand specific.

just use clean piss thenand play it safe.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: still beLIEve]
    #532586 - 03/03/11 12:19 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Followed the instructions to a T and the weather that day was perfect for keeping the piss in the right temperature range, which was my biggest concern.

I think sometimes they test ONLY to see whether the piss is real or fake.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: Picklez]
    #532590 - 03/03/11 12:22 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

you think that many people use fake piss?

i think it would be more common for them to use someone elses.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: still beLIEve]
    #532618 - 03/03/11 01:16 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

who knows, all I know is I was "guaranteed," that fake piss would work and it didnt. And they straight up told me they knew it was fake.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #532643 - 03/03/11 06:09 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

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FurrowedBrow said:
go to www.ureasample.com and get some clean urine.  It's not synthetic and they have a kit that allows you to warm it up.  I smoked up till I had to do my last two piss tests.  They were both clean using their product.  You will need to overnight it to you, so i hope price isn't an option.  But you can expect to piss dirty if you dont do anything.




Why did you have to do so many piss tests?

What company was giving the tests (was it LabCorp)?

I don't really care if you answer the first question but I would like to know the second, even if it's just yes or no about LabCorp.

Side note:

I wish people would start getting radical about fighting this shit.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: Nothing Is]
    #532658 - 03/03/11 08:20 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

oh great...  I don't know if I should use Synthetic Urine Pass now.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #532660 - 03/03/11 08:26 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

QuickFix is outdated.

We have a local smoke shop that prides themselves on being one-up on the urine test lab.

I think what they are selling now is a powdered concentrate that you have to add water to within 24 hour of handing the sample over.

Clean piss is clean piss however.


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