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Invisibledrawde
Registered: 11/15/09
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
    #498098 - 11/14/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.




This, unless I am too tired/intoxicated to stand.


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OfflineAkava
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
    #498141 - 11/15/10 03:08 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Sit.

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Offlinewholesheet
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Akava]
    #498145 - 11/15/10 05:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I  stand unless i am to drunk or taking a shit.. i hate those toilet seats that won't stay up;; its weird holding the seat up and peeing.. i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..

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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
    #498149 - 11/15/10 05:57 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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wholesheet said:
i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..




the best tactic for shitting in the woods is to "sit" with you back against a tree.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: CosmicFool]
    #498151 - 11/15/10 06:10 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i prefer to squat..

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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
    #498153 - 11/15/10 06:27 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

wholesheet said:
i prefer to squat..




Quote:

wholesheet said:
u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..




:shrug:


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Invisiblepsyberpunk
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
    #498154 - 11/15/10 06:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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TrippyStoner420 said:
i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors:sad:




I had a defecation emergency once in a park and had to use a Port-A-Potty without toilet paper. Needless to say, I left that park without my underwear, undershirt, socks or baseball cap. It was a sad day.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: psyberpunk]
    #498183 - 11/15/10 08:30 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:


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InvisibleMR.HEADY
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
    #498202 - 11/15/10 09:27 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Bottom line unless your physically unable you should never sit to piss. That is for lil boys and puppies . Men stand and piss it is our birth right!

Beside sitting on a toilet is a unnatural position for us to defecate  also ...


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
    #498214 - 11/15/10 10:41 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Nothing like pissing outside IMO. Just unzip and let it go. Don't even have to aim the fucker anywhere. Hes free to do his thing.

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: RasJeph]
    #498215 - 11/15/10 10:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I stand. At work I use the Piss Trough.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: spacemonkey69]
    #498226 - 11/15/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

wow.


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InvisibleAcidic_Sloth
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
    #498234 - 11/15/10 12:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i sit every time.

unless i'm in the shower, then i stand. :smirk:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #498242 - 11/15/10 03:17 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I had to shit in a park on holidays at 8 in the morning. I didn't have enough tissue to finish the job so I grabbed some wide looking leaves. Must have been poisonous because my ass was on fire. Burned for a good while walking down the road too. Nice.

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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
    #498277 - 11/15/10 06:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Do you sit or stand when you pee?




It depends.

If I'm in a hurry I'll stand and piss.
If I wake up and I'm tired I'll sit.
or when real drunk
or while taking a shit
or simply cause I gotta piss real bad
and don't feel like standing

So....it depends :shrug:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: niteowl]
    #498281 - 11/15/10 06:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

theres always piss on the seat whenever i sit down to shit. so i couldnt deal up with getting someone eles piss on my ass every time i go to the toilet.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
    #498629 - 11/16/10 03:49 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)



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