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OfflineMistaUNGA
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i bought fake pee
    #19191 - 05/04/08 02:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

fuck detoxing. i'm just gonna bypass my dirty piss altogether.

i smoked last night for the first time in a week. wowowowowow! it was some white rhino i brought back from humboldt for 4/20. and it was sooo bomb! like 1 1/2 bowls and i was done for. and i smoked it out of my new bubbler i got up there. i got it for about free fitty.



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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #19193 - 05/04/08 02:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

fake piss ftw, thats how i pass all my shit

and nice bubbler


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: still beLIEve]
    #19196 - 05/04/08 02:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Very nice bubbler.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: highasfuck]
    #19207 - 05/04/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yea i would go the same route-fake pee-no postitives for me


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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: wowitch420]
    #19212 - 05/04/08 02:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

fake piss or someone elses piss?

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Chronica]
    #19215 - 05/04/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

just dont get pregnant women piss cos they'll:nursegellar: catch you

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
    #19229 - 05/04/08 02:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

how would you even do this?

when ever i took my piss test i had to do it in front of a guy with one hand on the wall and the other on my dick.

i would hate to have that job. imagine what career day would be like if thats what your dad did. demonstration anyone?


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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Dunno]
    #19237 - 05/04/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

oh. all the tests i take i just empty my pockets, and am not allowed to flush. then i get to go in, shut the door an do my thing. which involved unscrewing a cap, pouring the piss in and then taking a real piss.

the lady doing the test was like 'oh, you can tell this wasn't diluted, he must have nothing to hide'

i was like damn straight


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: still beLIEve]
    #19560 - 05/04/08 08:58 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss

whizzinator

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
    #19572 - 05/04/08 09:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Callampin said:
ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss

whizzinator




:awesome:


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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #19574 - 05/04/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

looks expensive.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #19578 - 05/04/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

0xYg3n said:
looks delicious.




:grin:


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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #19580 - 05/04/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Look at all the col0rz

:ilold:

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: andyautistic]
    #19594 - 05/04/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Gotta make sure the drapes match the curtains... or something.


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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Sativus]
    #19620 - 05/04/08 09:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

lol yeah now they also have latino color AHAHA

it cost me 100 bux back in the day , now its 150 zomg

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: still beLIEve]
    #19705 - 05/04/08 11:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.

i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.

any tips?


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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #19710 - 05/04/08 11:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeah. fake piss in an empty and clean glue bottle. (make sure its clean, my friend didnt clean his all the way and he got sperm looking think floating around and they voided the test). tape it to your upper leg (its not gonna be comfortable). when you get in, unscrew the top, pour it in the cup and your good brah


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #19731 - 05/05/08 12:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

well, it came in a bottle, and it's got a heating pad and the whole deal. i just needa strap it on i guess. it's got a nozzle and everything. :tongue2:


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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #19734 - 05/05/08 12:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

well then nice. i would just tape the bottle/heating pad to your leg

oh yeah, and the heating pad wont warm it enough. go to the closest gas station, pop it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds, then tape it on with the heating pad.

works for me


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #19891 - 05/05/08 07:59 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

0xYg3n said:
looks expensive.



not as expensive as loosing your job, I keep a bottle of synthetic urine along with a heat pad just in case I hurt myself.


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