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 MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
 
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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 i bought fake pee 
#19191 - 05/04/08 02:29 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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fuck detoxing. i'm just gonna bypass my dirty piss altogether.
i smoked last night for the first time in a week. wowowowowow! it was some white rhino i brought back from humboldt for 4/20. and it was sooo bomb! like 1 1/2 bowls and i was done for. and i smoked it out of my new bubbler i got up there. i got it for about free fitty.
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I'm an electric smoker 
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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 still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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 Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19193 - 05/04/08 02:32 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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fake piss ftw, thats how i pass all my shit
and nice bubbler
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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highasfuck
The last samuri
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,886
Loc: So Cal
Last seen: 17 years, 3 months
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Very nice bubbler.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: highasfuck]
#19207 - 05/04/08 02:40 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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yea i would go the same route-fake pee-no postitives for me
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Chronica
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 114
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: wowitch420]
#19212 - 05/04/08 02:47 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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fake piss or someone elses piss?
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 122
Loc: near the ass of the world...
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Chronica]
#19215 - 05/04/08 02:48 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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just dont get pregnant women piss cos they'll catch you
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Dunno
Village Idiot
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,132
Last seen: 17 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19229 - 05/04/08 02:56 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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how would you even do this?
when ever i took my piss test i had to do it in front of a guy with one hand on the wall and the other on my dick.
i would hate to have that job. imagine what career day would be like if thats what your dad did. demonstration anyone?
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Dunno]
#19237 - 05/04/08 03:22 PM (18 years, 3 days ago) |
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oh. all the tests i take i just empty my pockets, and am not allowed to flush. then i get to go in, shut the door an do my thing. which involved unscrewing a cap, pouring the piss in and then taking a real piss.
the lady doing the test was like 'oh, you can tell this wasn't diluted, he must have nothing to hide'
i was like damn straight
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 122
Loc: near the ass of the world...
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss 
whizzinator
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Laysthepipe
Vivi Sex Symbol
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,359
Loc: KOREA
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19572 - 05/04/08 09:08 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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Callampin said:
ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss
whizzinator
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This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.
Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White
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0xYg3n
el cid
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,591
Last seen: 17 years, 2 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Laysthepipe]
#19574 - 05/04/08 09:09 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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looks expensive.
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19578 - 05/04/08 09:11 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
looks delicious.
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andyautistic
hallucinogist
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 75
Last seen: 18 years, 2 days
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19580 - 05/04/08 09:12 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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Look at all the col0rz
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: andyautistic]
#19594 - 05/04/08 09:19 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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Gotta make sure the drapes match the curtains... or something.
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 122
Loc: near the ass of the world...
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Sativus]
#19620 - 05/04/08 09:30 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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lol yeah now they also have latino color AHAHA
it cost me 100 bux back in the day , now its 150 zomg
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.
i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.
any tips?
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19710 - 05/04/08 11:34 PM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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yeah. fake piss in an empty and clean glue bottle. (make sure its clean, my friend didnt clean his all the way and he got sperm looking think floating around and they voided the test). tape it to your upper leg (its not gonna be comfortable). when you get in, unscrew the top, pour it in the cup and your good brah
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19731 - 05/05/08 12:01 AM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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well, it came in a bottle, and it's got a heating pad and the whole deal. i just needa strap it on i guess. it's got a nozzle and everything. 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19734 - 05/05/08 12:07 AM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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well then nice. i would just tape the bottle/heating pad to your leg
oh yeah, and the heating pad wont warm it enough. go to the closest gas station, pop it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds, then tape it on with the heating pad.
works for me
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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ThreeLittleBirds
A Guy
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 752
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19891 - 05/05/08 07:59 AM (18 years, 2 days ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
looks expensive.
not as expensive as loosing your job, I keep a bottle of synthetic urine along with a heat pad just in case I hurt myself.
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
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