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 ThreeLittleBirds
A Guy
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 752
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 Re: i bought fake pee  [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19892 - 05/05/08 08:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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MistaUNGA said:
yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.
i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.
any tips?
use the elastic medical wrap (that brown strectchy shit, those knee brace things could do it too or wear tighty whiteys and put in your crotch that would help warm it up nice to, just hope the heat pad doesn't get too hot.
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Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
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 Diablosmurf
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 159
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19901 - 05/05/08 08:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Callampin said:
lol yeah now they also have latino color AHAHA
it cost me 100 bux back in the day , now its 150 zomg
Yeah i would tootally need the latino color.
They would take one look at my dick if i used the white male and automatically think something was up. Im def a pretty dark guy.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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well i went for my physical this morning, strapped and warmed, ready to go.
i peed in the cup, and found out later that it was only to test kidney function and that i still had to go to a diff location for the drug test! 
so i had to buy another fucking bottle of fake piss 
the office opens at 1:30. i hope there's no saliva test! are saliva tests only for alcohol or can they find THC too?
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I'm an electric smoker 
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19983 - 05/05/08 12:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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MistaUNGA said:
are saliva tests only for alcohol or can they find THC too?
Nope, they can detect THC in a saliva test too, but only for like a couple of days.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19997 - 05/05/08 12:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck i smoked sat night and a couple times yesterday.
what a fucking invasion of privacy.
drug tests are such bullshit. 
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20063 - 05/05/08 03:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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well, i just got back from my test. no big deal. went in, put it in the cup. they drew blood, but that was for a hep b test. and the saliva test was just for alcohol. or maybe they'll use the 2 other tests to fuck me on the fake piss. who knows? 
so i smoked a bowl of that white rhino outta the bub again. some kief on top too. and that is some  kief 
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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0xYg3n
el cid
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,591
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20065 - 05/05/08 03:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha, my friends bro lost a job because he bought fake piss and they just tested him with saliva.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#20066 - 05/05/08 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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well, let's hope that i'm not so unfortunate.
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Diablosmurf
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 159
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#20067 - 05/05/08 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
haha, my friends bro lost a job because he bought fake piss and they just tested him with saliva.
Thats why you gotta be ready for those kinda things!...
like a fuckin ninja!
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20068 - 05/05/08 03:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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probably not. 
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