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 MistaUNGA
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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 i bought fake pee 
#19191 - 05/04/08 02:29 PM (17 years, 17 days ago) |
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fuck detoxing. i'm just gonna bypass my dirty piss altogether.
i smoked last night for the first time in a week. wowowowowow! it was some white rhino i brought back from humboldt for 4/20. and it was sooo bomb! like 1 1/2 bowls and i was done for. and i smoked it out of my new bubbler i got up there. i got it for about free fitty.
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I'm an electric smoker 
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.
i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.
any tips?
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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 Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19731 - 05/05/08 12:01 AM (17 years, 17 days ago) |
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well, it came in a bottle, and it's got a heating pad and the whole deal. i just needa strap it on i guess. it's got a nozzle and everything. 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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well i went for my physical this morning, strapped and warmed, ready to go.
i peed in the cup, and found out later that it was only to test kidney function and that i still had to go to a diff location for the drug test! 
so i had to buy another fucking bottle of fake piss 
the office opens at 1:30. i hope there's no saliva test! are saliva tests only for alcohol or can they find THC too?
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19997 - 05/05/08 12:44 PM (17 years, 16 days ago) |
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fuck i smoked sat night and a couple times yesterday.
what a fucking invasion of privacy.
drug tests are such bullshit. 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20063 - 05/05/08 03:27 PM (17 years, 16 days ago) |
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well, i just got back from my test. no big deal. went in, put it in the cup. they drew blood, but that was for a hep b test. and the saliva test was just for alcohol. or maybe they'll use the 2 other tests to fuck me on the fake piss. who knows? 
so i smoked a bowl of that white rhino outta the bub again. some kief on top too. and that is some  kief 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#20066 - 05/05/08 03:38 PM (17 years, 16 days ago) |
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well, let's hope that i'm not so unfortunate.
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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